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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #420 on: March 31, 2017, 05:22:37 AM »
"And now: a man with a tape recorder up his nose".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #421 on: March 31, 2017, 06:19:22 AM »
The best pick obama ever made
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #422 on: March 31, 2017, 06:45:08 AM »
I got your birth certificate right here Donnie.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #423 on: March 31, 2017, 08:56:50 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #424 on: March 31, 2017, 02:40:47 PM »
I have no idea how you did that, Gregg, but awesome. I 'pick' you! ;D

Winnah!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #425 on: March 31, 2017, 02:49:22 PM »
Yes!  :)

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #426 on: March 31, 2017, 02:50:17 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #427 on: March 31, 2017, 02:51:23 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #428 on: March 31, 2017, 03:33:24 PM »
What fucking bathroom to use?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #429 on: March 31, 2017, 04:22:14 PM »
Business in the front, party in the back
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #430 on: March 31, 2017, 04:23:38 PM »
At birth, Tads father fought long and hard to make sure his 'growth' was not removed.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #431 on: March 31, 2017, 05:06:31 PM »
Sextaur strikes again!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #432 on: April 01, 2017, 12:06:52 PM »
Get your foot out of your ass!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #433 on: April 01, 2017, 09:19:31 PM »
He's got legs, he knows how to use them...


Seriously though what the fuck is going on in this picture?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #434 on: April 02, 2017, 06:19:21 AM »
I don't care if she's ugly, I'll just do her with a backpack over her head.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #435 on: April 04, 2017, 07:10:16 AM »
Sorry, folks. I kinda forgot about this since no one was posting entries.


Business in the front, party in the back

Simple but effective.  :biggrin:
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #436 on: April 04, 2017, 09:08:31 AM »
Thanks Gregg!!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #437 on: April 04, 2017, 09:09:51 AM »
Fitting room?  He ain't fitting in that room.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #438 on: April 04, 2017, 09:22:29 AM »
That weapon is actually gigantic.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #439 on: April 04, 2017, 09:39:42 AM »
Marine? More like submarine.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #440 on: April 04, 2017, 11:24:33 AM »
Ayup... the $15 will also getchya a blood cleanup.

Ain't nobody gonna drill and tap that for anything less than a C-note.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #441 on: April 04, 2017, 08:33:31 PM »
"Beast" has really let himself go since he left the X-Men.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #442 on: April 04, 2017, 08:38:19 PM »
"I didn't order a Mac -11. I said that I wanted 11 Big Macs!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #443 on: April 04, 2017, 08:39:08 PM »
No chin, no safety pin, no problem.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #444 on: April 04, 2017, 08:46:25 PM »
This would be the last day anyone made fun of Larry's neck beard.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #445 on: April 04, 2017, 08:51:39 PM »
If he was a snipper, his spotter is a redwood.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #446 on: April 05, 2017, 01:25:37 AM »
Go ahead, ask me to sing "Numa Numa" one more time...

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« Reply #447 on: April 05, 2017, 05:03:10 AM »
My spare bullets are kept in my fat folds sucka!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #448 on: April 05, 2017, 05:21:22 AM »
In Russellville, AL, Russell Hoss Jr hosts Wheel of Fortune every Tuesday at the Pigly Wigly, where everyone gets a turn to "spin" the "wheel".
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #449 on: April 05, 2017, 11:43:48 AM »
"I didn't order a Mac -11. I said that I wanted 11 Big Macs!"


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #450 on: April 06, 2017, 08:59:45 PM »
Oh wow! Thank you. I apologize I didn't get to this until now. I'm presently traveling. I promise that I'll get to it at some point tomorrow.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #451 on: April 09, 2017, 07:45:42 PM »
I am sooooo sorry for the delay!! I have been on a beach, with my toes in the sand, enjoying tropical inspired alcoholic beverages with my hot wife. I kind of forgot about this.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #452 on: April 09, 2017, 07:46:23 PM »
Your next pic...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #453 on: April 09, 2017, 07:52:24 PM »
No tan lines mother fucker!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #454 on: April 09, 2017, 08:44:52 PM »
Business in the front, creepy all over.
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