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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #385 on: March 28, 2017, 10:19:34 AM »
I love it when Daddy's home with Oxycontin withdrawals!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #386 on: March 28, 2017, 11:43:09 AM »
Been a beard guy your whole life, Gary?

Sure wish I got the same card Sam got from Maury.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #387 on: March 28, 2017, 11:43:53 AM »
Johnny suddenly had flashbacks to his college days when he passed out drunk at frat parties.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #388 on: March 28, 2017, 11:46:07 AM »
"Those weekend visitations you allowed for me?  Yeah...  You can take those back now..."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #389 on: March 28, 2017, 11:57:44 AM »
Children tats are all the rage!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #390 on: March 28, 2017, 02:57:22 PM »
Jeez, when I went to bed last night, there was a hot chick right here. I wake up, and there's two kids!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #391 on: March 28, 2017, 08:35:44 PM »
Reason number 5,762 why I don't want kids...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #392 on: March 29, 2017, 03:01:14 AM »
Malcolm suddenly regrets naming his kids Pablo and Salvador.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #393 on: March 29, 2017, 03:54:52 AM »
Now, can we have sex?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #394 on: March 29, 2017, 06:46:23 AM »
Well, he was passed out, and we had these markers, and thought, "What the fuck?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #395 on: March 29, 2017, 06:52:40 AM »
Sexual Predator Registry shmegistry.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #396 on: March 29, 2017, 06:53:04 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 28, 2017, 11:43:09 AM
Sure wish I got the same card Sam got from Maury.


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #397 on: March 29, 2017, 07:43:54 AM »
Woot!  Boomerang victory.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #398 on: March 29, 2017, 07:44:15 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #399 on: March 29, 2017, 07:49:08 AM »
"Rollin' in da catnip, knockin' up ho's
    Dinin' on my Friskies while lickin my toes
Coughin up da hair balls from my bitches not my legs
    Using up my 9 lives just livn' for today"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #400 on: March 29, 2017, 09:22:40 AM »
"Yo Officer Dibble meet the new Top Cat."












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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #401 on: March 29, 2017, 09:23:51 AM »
"Sylvester.......I haven't heard that name in years....."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #402 on: March 29, 2017, 09:27:20 AM »
The spoils from the purrrrfect crime.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #403 on: March 29, 2017, 09:31:56 AM »
Depending on how many lives he has left....it'll cost you between $300-$500 for me to whack him. I could neuter him for you for $150.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #404 on: March 29, 2017, 10:22:48 AM »
The Putty Tat Cartel controls the East Coast Catnip Empire.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #405 on: March 29, 2017, 10:23:21 AM »
So cool, he fucks dogs.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #406 on: March 29, 2017, 10:33:09 AM »
All this for a new Sig Mouser P320...and the litter gets raked twice per day.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #407 on: March 29, 2017, 01:36:39 PM »
He may act like top dog, but I bet he's a real pussy when you get down to it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #408 on: March 29, 2017, 05:39:10 PM »
'Cat burglar in the neighborhood?  I'll keep my eyes on the lookout for one.'   
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #409 on: March 29, 2017, 06:47:37 PM »
Bitch please.  You feed me when I tell you to.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #410 on: March 29, 2017, 11:26:23 PM »



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #411 on: March 29, 2017, 11:29:26 PM »
"Tabby Paw-lease!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #412 on: March 30, 2017, 08:01:57 AM »
Quote from: TAC on March 29, 2017, 10:23:21 AM
So cool, he fucks dogs.

Good enough for da win.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #413 on: March 30, 2017, 10:10:28 AM »
Nice!  New pic after work tonight. About 8pm EST.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #414 on: March 30, 2017, 01:03:35 PM »
Could the country with the 1000 bill in front not have found a better picture of that guy?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #415 on: March 30, 2017, 06:51:01 PM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #416 on: March 30, 2017, 06:52:47 PM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #417 on: March 31, 2017, 12:57:06 AM »
Still not as disgusting as the words that come out of Trump's mouth.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #418 on: March 31, 2017, 02:31:33 AM »
Obama prepares for his congratulatory handshake with Trump.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #419 on: March 31, 2017, 05:14:54 AM »
The only mining that Obama still cares about.
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