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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2017, 07:43:23 PM »
Fuck you Jillian Michaels!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2017, 07:48:01 PM »
 


He said his name is King Shmegland. When he arrives, can you let him know I'm in the treadmill room?
 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2017, 08:54:17 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2017, 06:16:55 AM »
Need more folks!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2017, 06:42:27 AM »
Planet Fatness
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2017, 07:08:28 AM »
"Fuck this shit, I'm going to get some Oreo's."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2017, 07:43:46 AM »
One wrong step and she'll be doing the electric slide...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2017, 08:08:44 AM »
What it's like to sit here waiting for the Random Caption winner to be announced.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2017, 09:00:25 AM »
Sooner or later that lady is going to leave and that picture will lack meaning.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2017, 09:35:43 AM »
Bobby Jo....the local Tennessee Valley leader of the Tea Party takes their motto "Don't Tread On Me" literally....and applies it to all aspects of her life...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2017, 10:02:54 AM »
Which happens first? This chick gets laid or Kingshmegland picks a winner?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2017, 10:37:43 AM »
Which happens first? This chick gets laid or Kingshmegland picks a winner?

Well if you guys weren't so lame. :biggrin:

Despite all appearances, those aren't treadmills but rather scales for livestock.

Mean and funny.  Winna!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2017, 11:21:59 PM »
Excellent! Thank you!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2017, 11:22:48 PM »
Next pic:

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2017, 05:02:51 AM »
"Oh, I'm in Artillery and that's okay...I plays all night and I fights all day!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2017, 07:35:21 AM »
Have you ever had that 'not so fresh' feeling?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2017, 08:39:47 AM »
Which happens first? This chick gets laid or Kingshmegland picks a winner?

Well if you guys weren't so lame. :biggrin:

Despite all appearances, those aren't treadmills but rather scales for livestock.

Mean and funny.  Winna!
We all can't be you, King!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2017, 12:16:37 PM »
Don't ask, don't tell (but they feel frickin great!)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2017, 12:43:55 PM »
This is my rifle, these are my buns, one is for fighting, the others for fun!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2017, 01:51:26 PM »
My gun is pink as well.  Wanna see?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2017, 03:04:18 PM »
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2017, 04:05:01 PM »
North Korea practices getting their ass kicked.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #57 on: February 11, 2017, 04:06:20 PM »
President Trump signs Executive Order that the Military must wear the Ivanka line of military fashion.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #58 on: February 11, 2017, 06:30:34 PM »
Always looking to consolidate supplies.....the Military now issues edible underwear to provide yet one more transportable MRE.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #59 on: February 11, 2017, 06:39:32 PM »
Don't fire until you see the pinks of their asses.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2017, 09:24:14 PM »
The U.S. Marines decision to participate in Cervical Cancer Awareness Month was poorly executed when first they rolled out their "Toys for Twats" program; followed by the ill conceived, "Pink Panties" strategy.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #61 on: February 13, 2017, 01:00:00 PM »
This is my rifle, these are my buns, one is for fighting, the others for fun!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2017, 10:01:41 PM »
The Mormon Tabernacle Choirs "80's Night" wasn't quite what church leaders expected.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2017, 10:02:50 PM »
What really happens at my Masonic Lodge.
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« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2017, 10:06:23 PM »
"Fraternity Rush Week" at the City College of San Francisco.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2017, 10:09:03 PM »
Now that Trump is President, it'll be the last time that Puerto Rican will take an American job!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #67 on: February 14, 2017, 12:44:35 PM »
Scientology...Its not for light weights
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #68 on: February 14, 2017, 07:44:54 PM »
MP's new project: Nerd Allegiance.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2017, 08:13:39 PM »
This one time....at band camp.....
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