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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #315 on: March 22, 2017, 09:11:45 PM »
Deleted scene from "The Karate Kid".

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #316 on: March 22, 2017, 10:52:38 PM »
Most Asians strive to get an A. Wang Chin on the other hand, was fine with a strong D.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #317 on: March 22, 2017, 11:02:50 PM »
Wang Chin is now known as Hung Lo.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #318 on: March 23, 2017, 12:03:02 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #319 on: March 23, 2017, 06:36:25 AM »
"I make a tewwibuh mistake!"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #320 on: March 23, 2017, 06:38:28 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #321 on: March 23, 2017, 07:03:29 AM »
"Mr Hong is busy right now, can I take a message?  Bomb yeah,  Bus right, and 50mph you say?.  Ok I'll let him know. "
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #322 on: March 23, 2017, 08:06:47 AM »
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« Reply #323 on: March 23, 2017, 08:11:17 AM »
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« Reply #324 on: March 23, 2017, 08:20:44 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #325 on: March 23, 2017, 08:25:47 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #326 on: March 23, 2017, 08:33:54 AM »
Most Asians strive to get an A. Wang Chin on the other hand, was fine with a strong D.

Another fifty feet and his wang *will* reach his chin.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #327 on: March 23, 2017, 08:47:22 AM »
Sentient bus fancies a Chinese.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #328 on: March 23, 2017, 09:12:17 AM »
Festival games in Nantucket.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #329 on: March 23, 2017, 09:44:15 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #330 on: March 23, 2017, 12:48:42 PM »
Still better than the DTF P/R Forum.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #331 on: March 23, 2017, 02:21:47 PM »
Discount Mohel Services public outreach.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #332 on: March 23, 2017, 03:14:04 PM »
Gives a new meaning to the phrase 'jumper cable'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #333 on: March 23, 2017, 08:28:44 PM »
"Me tow you long time!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #334 on: March 23, 2017, 08:29:40 PM »
Why piercings are now illegal in Thailand.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #335 on: March 23, 2017, 08:31:39 PM »
Do you liberals see what you have to resort to when you can't get rhino horn?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #336 on: March 24, 2017, 04:31:45 PM »
Quite a strongman competition this one was.  I enjoy playing this silliness, throwing comments out at times just for a smile.  Winning one is nice, posting a pic is fun, but judging is a pain in the axe.  Wish I could award points, instead of the winner take all.

But, I gotta admit, this one was a 'cut' above the rest for me.

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Well done, Podaar. 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #337 on: March 24, 2017, 04:33:25 PM »
"Me tow you long time!"

I was trying to figure out a caption based around "Me love you long time". You nailed it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #338 on: March 24, 2017, 05:05:15 PM »
Well, that's a nice surprise. I thought all of TV's were very funny!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #339 on: March 24, 2017, 07:15:07 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #340 on: March 24, 2017, 07:18:17 PM »
Recently kicked out of the P/R forum, jsbru argues with a beaver about the merits of affordable dams.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #341 on: March 24, 2017, 07:20:05 PM »
Drunk beavers are so sloppy.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #342 on: March 24, 2017, 09:14:12 PM »
I'm flattered, and normally I'd give you a go at my wood ol chap but i have concerns about your natural impulse to gnaw and chew....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #343 on: March 24, 2017, 11:02:53 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #344 on: March 24, 2017, 11:06:07 PM »
"Dude, okay, so I'm wasted...But I'm not kidding, the chicken told me Dwight Golden had 276 strikeouts in 1984!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #345 on: March 24, 2017, 11:08:06 PM »
"'Would' you mind if I called you 'Chuck'?  But seriously, I need to know how much you can."

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #346 on: March 24, 2017, 11:08:32 PM »
Moments before "Muskrat Suzy" betrayed "Muskrat Sam".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #347 on: March 25, 2017, 05:18:27 AM »
Go ahead... say "I just had it stuffed" one more time mother-fucker.

I'm so hungry, I could eat the corn out of your shit... and I don't even like corn.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #348 on: March 25, 2017, 05:27:32 AM »
I told that bitch that dam will get finished when I want to finish it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #349 on: March 25, 2017, 06:02:16 AM »
You're going to build a damn, and get the squirrels to pay for it?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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