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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #280 on: March 17, 2017, 07:33:16 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #281 on: March 17, 2017, 07:35:20 PM »
Too much teeth, bro.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #282 on: March 17, 2017, 07:50:00 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #283 on: March 17, 2017, 10:32:17 PM »
Nice to see jingle.boy staying busy on his 'vacation'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #284 on: March 17, 2017, 10:33:49 PM »
This one butters itself after you 'finish' it.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #285 on: March 18, 2017, 05:35:51 AM »
Nice to see jingle.boy staying busy on his 'vacation'

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #286 on: March 18, 2017, 07:11:26 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #287 on: March 18, 2017, 07:46:56 AM »
 Bob confuses his pie hole with his cornhole.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #288 on: March 19, 2017, 10:36:46 PM »
This one butters itself after you 'finish' it.....

This one takes it. You're up!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #289 on: March 20, 2017, 10:45:05 AM »
Well thanks! 


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #290 on: March 20, 2017, 11:40:09 AM »
Mark Spitz little known twin daughters, Ivanda and Anita, practice their synchronized swimming routine for the 2017 regional summer games.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #291 on: March 20, 2017, 12:06:57 PM »
These sisters will do anything, but they don't swallow. Anything but that.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #292 on: March 20, 2017, 01:59:32 PM »
David Carradine's ultimate fantasy.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #293 on: March 20, 2017, 02:00:49 PM »
This is what happens when every product you use has moisturizer in it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #294 on: March 20, 2017, 03:35:44 PM »
Talk 'bout not being in the spirit of March 20!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #295 on: March 20, 2017, 03:44:40 PM »
The team received a two point deduction after misunderstanding the coach's instruction "to show a lot of spirit when you emerge." Coach Fudd was fired the following day.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #296 on: March 20, 2017, 03:46:19 PM »
Two young girls spewing has doubled Podaar's post count. Coincidence??
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #297 on: March 20, 2017, 03:47:44 PM »
I feel the same way about Coors Light girls.
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« Reply #298 on: March 20, 2017, 03:55:19 PM »
Seems I'm out of Kleenex.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #299 on: March 21, 2017, 02:19:28 AM »
- Not what Jeff had in mind when he asked the hot twins if he could watch them make each other squirt.

- Aquaman cumming to cinema in 2018.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #300 on: March 21, 2017, 10:25:30 AM »
They had to make synchronized swimming interesting somehow, I guess...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #301 on: March 21, 2017, 10:46:03 AM »
Think this is good?  You should see the pics of them while doing their handstands.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #302 on: March 21, 2017, 12:53:30 PM »
Growing up in New Orleans in the mid 2000s had it's advantages.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #303 on: March 22, 2017, 10:40:36 AM »
Sorry for the un-inspiring pic.....I'll end the misery....

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Think this is good?  You should see the pics of them while doing their handstands.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #304 on: March 22, 2017, 01:17:15 PM »
Sorry for the un-inspiring pic.....I'll end the misery....


 :rollin

I was feeling pretty inspired, myself. I guess my caption sucked way more than I though.  :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #305 on: March 22, 2017, 07:15:29 PM »
Not an uninspiring pic.  When I saw this, I thought 'instant winner'. Clever.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #306 on: March 22, 2017, 07:23:36 PM »
Yup. No problem.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #307 on: March 22, 2017, 07:30:49 PM »
And that is why every Asian has a skinny-ass pecker.

Is it me, or does the bus look like it's laughing at this idiot?

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« Reply #308 on: March 22, 2017, 07:33:23 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #309 on: March 22, 2017, 07:36:37 PM »
For $49.95, you too get get your penis lengthened.
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« Reply #310 on: March 22, 2017, 08:11:57 PM »
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« Reply #311 on: March 22, 2017, 08:19:29 PM »
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« Reply #312 on: March 22, 2017, 08:33:20 PM »
I'm just walking my pet bus.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #313 on: March 22, 2017, 09:06:06 PM »
"Oppa, Gangdong style!"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #314 on: March 22, 2017, 09:09:11 PM »
Deleted scene from "The Karate Kid".

Good thing this bus wasn't two levels.  That'd be a double dicker...