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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2555 on: August 30, 2018, 03:54:14 PM »
Putting an end to this one.


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2556 on: August 31, 2018, 01:13:35 AM »
Woot!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2557 on: August 31, 2018, 02:08:07 AM »
I changed my mind, you are not marrying this man!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2558 on: August 31, 2018, 02:47:41 AM »
Traditionally it's the groom who crushes the glass at the wedding, but Steve hadn't been informed.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2559 on: August 31, 2018, 02:48:16 AM »
Upon discovering that Jayne had crop dusted the entire congregation, mild-mannered shoe salesman Benton Harbor does the needful.

"Damn fucking cockroach.  Oh, and there's a beetle on your dress."
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2560 on: August 31, 2018, 02:50:45 AM »
A tip for your wedding night: she likes it rough.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2561 on: August 31, 2018, 03:01:32 AM »
Who the fuck put Gorilla tape on the carpet??
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2562 on: August 31, 2018, 06:12:52 AM »
With the help of his old man, Junior verified that his wife’s mouth, will in fact, still make that shape after their wedding.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2563 on: August 31, 2018, 09:35:30 AM »
If anyone has just cause why this couple should not be wed, lift your left leg now or forever hold your peace.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2564 on: August 31, 2018, 09:37:36 AM »
Seems the ring bearer found interesting place to put the ring
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2565 on: August 31, 2018, 01:32:54 PM »
Right foot two stomps, left foot two stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Cha cha real smooth

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2566 on: August 31, 2018, 01:34:37 PM »
"Goddammit.  Of all the days to step in dogshit.  At least I can wipe it off on this thing..."

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2567 on: August 31, 2018, 02:38:52 PM »
Train Spotting-you're doing it wrong old man!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2568 on: September 05, 2018, 04:16:34 AM »
If anyone has just cause why this couple should not be wed, lift your left leg now or forever hold your peace.

Brilliance all around, but this is perfect.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2569 on: September 05, 2018, 09:17:26 AM »
Thanks for the win!!!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2570 on: September 05, 2018, 09:18:37 AM »
Try this one!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2571 on: September 05, 2018, 09:52:08 AM »
Definition of douchebag.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2572 on: September 05, 2018, 10:45:53 AM »
Nice color scheme on that gym equipment.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2573 on: September 05, 2018, 11:34:47 AM »
"I wonder if my friends will think I'm awesome if I bombard them on social media with pics like these all the time?" (speaking of own experience....)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2574 on: September 05, 2018, 01:50:51 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2575 on: September 05, 2018, 03:57:45 PM »
This isn't a caption, but I just want to punch this fucking guy. I mean, it's bad enough he looks like a hoser, but what's with the striped shirt, gloves, taking a picture of himself in the mirror. How fucking queer. Gloves? Fucking gloves?? Are you kidding me? Where's the douchebag headband? Fuck you buddy!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2576 on: September 05, 2018, 04:03:54 PM »
This helps strengthen the fapping hand.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2577 on: September 05, 2018, 04:12:31 PM »
"I'm working out 'cause TAC wants to punch me"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2578 on: September 05, 2018, 06:12:21 PM »
Pussy blocking 101.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2579 on: September 05, 2018, 06:44:27 PM »
"Which is the dumbbell?"
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2580 on: September 05, 2018, 06:57:34 PM »
Caitlyn changes her mind and becomes Bruce again.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2581 on: September 06, 2018, 08:31:03 AM »
This isn't a caption, but I just want to punch this fucking guy. I mean, it's bad enough he looks like a hoser, but what's with the striped shirt, gloves, taking a picture of himself in the mirror. How fucking queer. Gloves? Fucking gloves?? Are you kidding me? Where's the douchebag headband? Fuck you buddy!!
To respond...
I am in a Facebook group on Facebook called "You know Your From Milford if..."
That's my hometown and this dip shit commented on something and I saw his Facebook profile pic and thought...you dickhead, I'm stealing this stupid ass pic and using it the next time I win the caption game to see what I get from it. This non caption is awesome!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2582 on: September 06, 2018, 01:55:14 PM »
Frank the Tank's mid-life crisis, trying to recapture his glory days.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2583 on: September 06, 2018, 07:00:47 PM »
This isn't a caption, but I just want to punch this fucking guy. I mean, it's bad enough he looks like a hoser, but what's with the striped shirt, gloves, taking a picture of himself in the mirror. How fucking queer. Gloves? Fucking gloves?? Are you kidding me? Where's the douchebag headband? Fuck you buddy!!
To respond...
I am in a Facebook group on Facebook called "You know Your From Milford if..."
That's my hometown and this dip shit commented on something and I saw his Facebook profile pic and thought...you dickhead, I'm stealing this stupid ass pic and using it the next time I win the caption game to see what I get from it. This non caption is awesome!

So?...I win? ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2584 on: September 06, 2018, 07:39:36 PM »
Richard Simmons II finally emerges into the limelight with his own Instagram page.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2585 on: September 06, 2018, 08:02:29 PM »
How do you work both things?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2586 on: September 06, 2018, 08:13:19 PM »
How do you work both things?

One presses the dumbells, and the other has buttons that the dumbell presses.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2587 on: September 06, 2018, 08:18:24 PM »
Shit...everyone is right, my forehead is the size of Wyoming.

Before you ask, yes, that shirt does make you look like a douche.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2588 on: September 06, 2018, 08:32:06 PM »
Checks calender:

9:30 AM
Go to store, buy Jergens and Kleenex

9:45 AM
Leave shopping cart in middle of next parking space

10:00 AM
Elementary School recess

10:05 AM
Masturbate

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2589 on: September 07, 2018, 03:31:51 AM »
Checks calender:

9:30 AM
Go to store, buy Jergens and Kleenex

9:45 AM
Leave shopping cart in middle of next parking space

That's a LOT of Jergens and Kleenex!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion