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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2450 on: July 23, 2018, 09:58:10 AM »
simultaneous beergasm

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2451 on: July 23, 2018, 08:41:35 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2452 on: July 23, 2018, 10:50:16 PM »
I didn't know Buckethead was married.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2453 on: July 24, 2018, 04:05:19 AM »
Dear, is the third one really necessary?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2454 on: July 24, 2018, 04:45:37 AM »
Is it in yet?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2455 on: July 24, 2018, 05:24:39 AM »
When attraction is gone...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2456 on: July 24, 2018, 06:20:30 AM »
No bucket, no fuck it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2457 on: July 24, 2018, 06:53:02 AM »
The guys at the Phi Bucket Kappa house get all the hot co-eds.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2458 on: July 24, 2018, 07:23:37 AM »
I'm not sure this solved the odour problem.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2459 on: July 24, 2018, 07:35:02 AM »
They both look a little pail.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2460 on: July 24, 2018, 07:38:50 AM »
Hijinks at the Rhode Island College of Janitorial Studies.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2461 on: July 24, 2018, 10:03:47 AM »
Honey, when I said focking you was on my bucket list ...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2462 on: July 24, 2018, 10:58:22 AM »
How Noah Syndergard is spending his time while on the disabled list for hand, foot, and mouth disease.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2463 on: July 24, 2018, 11:45:08 AM »
I'm gonna stick it right in your bucket.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2464 on: July 24, 2018, 11:48:57 AM »
Honey, I guess oral is out of the question?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2465 on: July 24, 2018, 11:52:23 AM »
* Time Out*

The pic reminds me of an old joke involving a red bucket and sex. Here goes:

MacGregor ambled into a pub, and noticed a red bucket behind the counter filled to the brim with cash.
"Is there a contest on to win that dough?" MacGregor asked the bartender.
"Aye," the barkeep responded, "It costs 50 pounds to enter, and then you have to do three things: First you've got to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Then we got a pit bull out back with an abscessed tooth, and it's up to you to yank it out. Finally, the 90-year old lady who owns this place is upstairs. If you can give her a multiple-orgasm, all the money's yours."
MacGregor was up for it.
He paid the fee and approached the hulking doorman.
With a single blow, MacGregor knocked Spike out cold.
Triumphant, MacGregor stormed out the pubs back door.
The patrons listened to the pit bull's ferocious bark for several minutes, which was followed by a series of hysterical yelps.
Bloodied, covered with dog bites, and assorted other nicks and scratches, MacGregor reentered the pub and yelled:
"Two down! Now where's that old cunt with the rotten tooth?"

Sorry...carry on.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2466 on: July 26, 2018, 09:13:54 PM »
 :lol liked the joke tv

Some good entries, as usual (DTF got skills).  I'm going with this one....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2467 on: July 27, 2018, 05:00:33 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2468 on: July 27, 2018, 05:19:26 AM »
I did not know you were a Flock Of Seagulls fan? So am I!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2469 on: July 27, 2018, 07:37:06 AM »
Did I shine your shoes to your satisfaction, Mr. Putin?

Those... are not tiny hands...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2470 on: July 27, 2018, 07:50:18 AM »
Before you leave you HAVE to read this old e-mail of Hillary's we stole off her unsecured, illegal server a couple years ago.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2471 on: July 27, 2018, 07:56:02 AM »
Yuur goink to pray vor me.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2472 on: July 27, 2018, 08:13:01 AM »
Three-way with you and Sarah next time I come to White House?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2473 on: July 27, 2018, 08:54:36 AM »
Stay out of the P/R section of DTF Forums.....you won't like it.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2474 on: July 27, 2018, 12:39:15 PM »
Don't just look at it. It's not going to suck it self.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2475 on: July 27, 2018, 12:43:32 PM »
Have you ever been pi$$ed on by an Olympian? It's sublime....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2476 on: July 27, 2018, 12:51:17 PM »
The chicken was wrong, Dwight Gooden did not have 267 strikeouts in 1984.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2477 on: July 27, 2018, 01:12:13 PM »
I've also "grabbed a pussy".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2478 on: July 27, 2018, 01:32:21 PM »
Merkel is a guy.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2479 on: July 27, 2018, 02:00:55 PM »
The password to my Nuclear Football is 1-2-3-4-5
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2480 on: July 27, 2018, 04:29:07 PM »
So go downfield 15 yards and turn towards the sidelines. the ball will be there.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2481 on: July 28, 2018, 04:56:10 AM »
I've decided that Kim will be Joey Bishop.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2482 on: July 28, 2018, 05:22:29 AM »
Komrade... Best vay to keep people quiet is to keel zem.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2483 on: July 30, 2018, 03:48:55 AM »
Laughter, laughter everywhere, and not a drop to drink.

Then Podaar went and pushed the Joey Bishop button.

Up to you, good sir.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2484 on: July 30, 2018, 10:32:54 AM »
Because I know how much you love them... :omg: :tup :tup :hat  :biggrin:

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