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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2345 on: June 26, 2018, 12:11:56 PM »
Who knew Tiger was in to bushy tail.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2346 on: June 26, 2018, 12:30:18 PM »
Who knew Tiger was in two bushy tails ...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2347 on: June 26, 2018, 04:11:19 PM »
Okay, I was pretty sure Jingle had this one until Indiscipline bent down, and reached down, and scooped down, and gathered up a generous mitten full of:

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Weasels Ripped My Flesh

We have fresh meat for the tally-board, boys!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2348 on: June 27, 2018, 10:29:36 AM »
PHP, I don't like you, you don't like me, but kindly let me do this.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2349 on: June 27, 2018, 10:35:28 AM »
Easy now, you malevolent digital demon.

New picture, I hope.



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2350 on: June 27, 2018, 10:37:31 AM »
Is that an Awake LP on the turntable?
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2351 on: June 27, 2018, 10:52:44 AM »
She read the s as a d
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2352 on: June 27, 2018, 01:34:57 PM »
"...but I didn't drop the phone"
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2353 on: June 27, 2018, 01:36:57 PM »
Another one of Bill Cosby's dates after a glass of wine.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2354 on: June 27, 2018, 02:00:08 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on June 27, 2018, 01:36:57 PM
Another one of Bill Cosby's dates after a glass of wine.

Nah. She’s too old for him.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2355 on: June 27, 2018, 02:51:33 PM »
Mrs. jingle after a couple a couple bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Reminds me of how I last left Mrs.TAC - face down and exhausted.  :heybaby:

Saddle 'er up boys, we're leaving town tonight!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2356 on: June 27, 2018, 02:56:00 PM »
With Genesis spinning on the turn table, Alice just couldn't take it anymore and opted for suicide over listening to Foxtrox one more time.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2357 on: June 27, 2018, 03:20:40 PM »
That's called Doing A Chino.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2358 on: June 27, 2018, 04:33:24 PM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2359 on: June 27, 2018, 08:01:36 PM »
When you pray for drunk bitches and your prayers have been answered.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2360 on: June 27, 2018, 08:15:21 PM »
Yipes! Stripes!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2361 on: June 28, 2018, 04:12:35 AM »
Here first encounter with Kip, and she's only seventeen.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2362 on: June 28, 2018, 04:19:15 AM »
Yet another one falls for a fake call from Jagger
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2363 on: June 28, 2018, 08:13:59 AM »
She be trippin'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2364 on: June 28, 2018, 09:06:00 AM »
I'll have what she's having.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2365 on: June 28, 2018, 10:51:18 AM »
Miley Cyrus bobbing for penis
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2366 on: June 28, 2018, 11:14:30 AM »
This chick couldn't handle a wheelbarrow.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2367 on: June 28, 2018, 11:16:46 AM »
"MOTORBOAT!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2368 on: June 28, 2018, 12:18:39 PM »
Planking - "Skydiver" edition
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2369 on: June 29, 2018, 12:39:55 AM »
Quote from: TAC on June 27, 2018, 10:37:31 AM
Is that an Awake LP on the turntable?

Yes, and you managed to win two threads with one post, you sneaky devil you.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2370 on: June 29, 2018, 06:13:27 AM »
Yeah, I saw TAC's first post and figured it was over.  :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2371 on: June 29, 2018, 01:25:29 PM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2372 on: June 29, 2018, 01:27:48 PM »
New pic:

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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2373 on: June 29, 2018, 01:34:50 PM »
Neil Peart preparing for the reunion tour in 2112
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2374 on: June 29, 2018, 02:18:56 PM »
Tommy Lee's dick still has it in his 80's!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2375 on: June 29, 2018, 11:33:51 PM »
Mike Mangini decided to go for a more stripped down set for the new album.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2376 on: June 30, 2018, 02:41:44 AM »
That's how you wrap My Generation, young pussies.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2377 on: June 30, 2018, 04:17:08 AM »
"Good evening ... uh.... where am I?"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2378 on: June 30, 2018, 06:47:50 AM »
TAC is asked to fill in for Rick Allen. When they get to Pour Some Sugar on Me, he lets his displeasure show.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2379 on: June 30, 2018, 08:30:56 AM »
Warren Buffet and his band play their hit song ‘Stock Market Crash’
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