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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2310 on: June 20, 2018, 02:39:03 PM »
I have to pee.

Chad hit it first off.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2311 on: June 20, 2018, 06:03:44 PM »
Okay people...many of you will remember the infamous chicken pic, and my caption about Dwight Gooden and his 276 strikeout season. It was probably my finest caption moment, if I do say so myself. It's been revisited many times since by others.

During tonights Jeopardy episode the last question asked on the board before Final Jeopardy was this gem:

"For the 1984 Mets, 19 year old Dwight Gooden, aka "Dr. K", notched 276 of these."

No one got it.   :rollin :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2312 on: June 20, 2018, 06:06:17 PM »
Brilliant.  I was hoping you'd watch the episode where they finally used final category and question I mailed in to them so many years ago!
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« Reply #2313 on: June 20, 2018, 06:09:04 PM »
I do not recall this "chicken pic" and have always wondered why this stat keeps making its way in to random threads like this one.

And that seems like such an easy Final Jeopardy answer (They are not questions!) but I am (or was) a MLB fan. But even with a rudimentary knowledge of baseball, what else could it be? Not HRs. Not Wins, Not RBI. How many other major stats are there that would be noteworthy?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2314 on: June 20, 2018, 07:00:30 PM »
I do not recall this "chicken pic" and have always wondered why this stat keeps making its way in to random threads like this one.

And that seems like such an easy Final Jeopardy answer (They are not questions!) but I am (or was) a MLB fan. But even with a rudimentary knowledge of baseball, what else could it be? Not HRs. Not Wins, Not RBI. How many other major stats are there that would be noteworthy?

Exactly.


Okay people...many of you will remember the infamous chicken pic, and my caption about Dwight Gooden and his 276 strikeout season. It was probably my finest caption moment, if I do say so myself.

Never heard of it.  ;D


Brilliant.  I was hoping you'd watch the episode where they finally used final category and question I mailed in to them so many years ago!

Quit fucking stalling and post a pic.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2315 on: June 20, 2018, 08:04:21 PM »
Okay people...many of you will remember the infamous chicken pic, and my caption about Dwight Gooden and his 276 strikeout season. It was probably my finest caption moment, if I do say so myself. It's been revisited many times since by others.

During tonights Jeopardy episode the last question asked on the board before Final Jeopardy was this gem:

"For the 1984 Mets, 19 year old Dwight Gooden, aka "Dr. K", notched 276 of these."

No one got it.   :rollin :lol :lol :lol

I know King is the ‘king’ but IMO TV’s Dwight Gooden Caption is the Caption of all Captions.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2316 on: June 20, 2018, 08:11:00 PM »
I missed it. Can someone dig it up for me?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2317 on: June 20, 2018, 08:18:44 PM »
When you see someone hit a 500 foot home run you bow to them.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2318 on: June 20, 2018, 08:29:08 PM »
You do see the Search option just above, right Tim?

The original caption may be lost or archived, but it was duplicated once. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=36173.msg1828945#msg1828945

I forget exactly what TVs caption was... something like "Well I'll be damned. The chicken's right, Dwight Gooden DID have 276 strikeouts in 1984"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2319 on: June 21, 2018, 01:17:09 PM »
Forgot to get to this earlier.  I'll update it later tonight.  Promise.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2320 on: June 21, 2018, 06:40:06 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2321 on: June 21, 2018, 06:40:44 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2322 on: June 21, 2018, 06:53:02 PM »
The young lad will learn how to properly "ride" a sheep in due time.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2323 on: June 21, 2018, 06:58:08 PM »
Not a caption: I have seen this at my local fair a couple times. Called Mutton Busting. Crazy stuff. Check it out on youtube.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2324 on: June 21, 2018, 06:59:14 PM »
This is a caption:  Cool Chris goes to the fair.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2325 on: June 21, 2018, 07:41:23 PM »
Giselle always rides Tom.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2326 on: June 21, 2018, 07:52:23 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2327 on: June 21, 2018, 07:53:11 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2328 on: June 21, 2018, 08:01:30 PM »
I wouldn't even wear underwear.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2329 on: June 22, 2018, 05:30:45 AM »
Pro tip: wear Velcro gloves.

Can you make a u-turn? No, but I can sure make her eyes bung out!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2330 on: June 22, 2018, 06:37:45 AM »
That little boy made a baaaaaaahhd decision.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2331 on: June 22, 2018, 07:00:11 AM »
Michael Bay is at it again.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2333 on: June 23, 2018, 04:08:22 AM »
Hang on Newt, she's headed for the rhubarb.

LHK almost swooped in for the win, but this won held it's lead.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2334 on: June 23, 2018, 07:23:27 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2335 on: June 23, 2018, 07:23:53 AM »
New pic


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2336 on: June 23, 2018, 07:26:28 AM »
It used to be pussy that was all over him.
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« Reply #2337 on: June 23, 2018, 07:52:10 AM »
Since it's become clear that no human caddy can help him return to form, Tiger has resorted to a more unconventional approach.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2338 on: June 23, 2018, 08:17:50 AM »
Where's Carl Spackler when he's needed most?
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« Reply #2339 on: June 23, 2018, 08:21:12 AM »
“There goes my career, fading into irrelevance...”

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« Reply #2340 on: June 23, 2018, 08:58:15 AM »
Where's Carl Spackler when he's needed most?

I was going to write that an hour ago, but had to head out for a short spell.

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« Reply #2341 on: June 23, 2018, 09:13:36 AM »
Tigers sexcapades have produced a stronger, penicillin resistant form of crabs.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2342 on: June 23, 2018, 10:34:24 AM »
Lindsay Vonn will put her little furry thing on any black athlete.
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« Reply #2343 on: June 26, 2018, 11:39:11 AM »
:bump:

To see if there are anymore entries.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2344 on: June 26, 2018, 12:10:48 PM »
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