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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2240 on: May 28, 2018, 12:23:57 PM »
Honey I shrunk the guitar player.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2241 on: May 28, 2018, 01:00:35 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2242 on: May 28, 2018, 01:39:25 PM »
You gotta be 7-feet tall just to play Smoke On The Water
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2243 on: May 28, 2018, 02:45:24 PM »
Ronnie James Dio tries the guitar.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2244 on: May 28, 2018, 02:57:58 PM »
Gulliver, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2245 on: May 28, 2018, 08:30:17 PM »
Bumblefoot's got nothin' on me
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2246 on: May 30, 2018, 08:38:46 AM »
Almost as heavy as Yngvie.

You've unleashed the fookin' funny!  Nice one!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2247 on: May 30, 2018, 09:10:24 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2248 on: May 30, 2018, 09:54:46 AM »
Mikey Likes It
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2249 on: May 30, 2018, 09:57:39 AM »
Junior knows the quickest way to get a tit in his face is to act like he’s eating the dog food.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2250 on: May 30, 2018, 12:03:48 PM »
I also shit where I want.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2251 on: May 30, 2018, 01:10:59 PM »
Sparky just didn’t care for the Alpo his parents always fed him, so he tried sneaking it to the human...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2252 on: May 30, 2018, 02:03:24 PM »
Da’fuq you lookin’ at?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2253 on: May 30, 2018, 02:22:56 PM »
(you guys never believed me when I told you it wasn't me making the mess....)
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2254 on: May 30, 2018, 04:04:50 PM »
My favorite.   Kibbles & Kids!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2255 on: May 30, 2018, 04:06:09 PM »
 >:( PUT THAT FUCKING CAMERA DOWN.........NOW!! >:(
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2256 on: May 30, 2018, 04:10:46 PM »
The Rock's first ever "People's Elbow".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2257 on: June 01, 2018, 05:43:28 PM »
I also shit where I want.

Don't we all?  Winna.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2258 on: June 01, 2018, 05:46:44 PM »
I also shit where I want.

Don't we all?  Winna.

Ha. When I read that, I thought King posted it here instead of the chat thread, Didn't realize he was actually captioning.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2259 on: June 01, 2018, 05:50:43 PM »
Great comedy goes over your head Tim.


I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2260 on: June 01, 2018, 05:51:22 PM »
CHARGE!!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2261 on: June 01, 2018, 05:52:51 PM »
Is it me, or is there a giant puddle forming under the nuns?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2262 on: June 02, 2018, 05:01:15 AM »
We found Jackie

<would've been funnier if this wasn't from her FB feed  :lol>

Is this what they mean by 'cock worship'?

How many nun's does it take to blow a cock?  One, when she's not in uniform.

They huffed, and they puffed, but they could not blow that cock down.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2263 on: June 02, 2018, 05:15:13 AM »
It was from my feed doofus. I linked her to it  :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2264 on: June 02, 2018, 05:35:14 AM »
It was from my feed doofus. I linked her to it  :lol

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2265 on: June 02, 2018, 05:41:28 AM »
 :rollin

Morning.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2266 on: June 02, 2018, 06:15:58 AM »
Alice had severe problems finding a man who lived up to her expectations....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2267 on: June 02, 2018, 09:16:48 AM »
What's black and white and red all over?  A pack O' blushing nuns.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2268 on: June 02, 2018, 10:12:01 AM »
That night, there was an unusually high amount of wailing echoing through the convent halls....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2269 on: June 02, 2018, 10:21:26 AM »
Every nun there had a stroke except the one whose arms were too short.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2270 on: June 03, 2018, 10:55:02 PM »




The Sisters all think it's a Paschal candle.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2271 on: June 04, 2018, 04:44:05 AM »
... when suddenly Sister Louise couldn't get the riff to Lick It Up out of her head.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2272 on: June 06, 2018, 01:03:16 PM »
Sorry ladies, you can't have nun.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2273 on: June 07, 2018, 05:20:45 AM »
What's black and white and red all over?  A pack O' blushing nuns.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2274 on: June 08, 2018, 05:26:15 AM »
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