Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208192 times)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #210 on:** March 09, 2017, 08:11:13 AM »

Things got frightening on the safari when two of the water buffalo jumped on board the tour.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #211 on:** March 09, 2017, 08:18:27 AM »

Calvin Klein's new 'Plankton' cologne is a massive hit in the Deep South.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #212 on:** March 09, 2017, 08:19:14 AM »

The Coyote Arm Bandits await their next victim.

The East German Olympic swim team reunion.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #213 on:** March 09, 2017, 10:53:03 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on March 09, 2017, 08:04:21 AM

The exact moment that Jack Sprat knew his life had met its zenith.

I'd say there's a Dice Clay joke in there somewhere, but he's probably been holed up in one of their holes for the last 18 months.

TAC · « **Reply #214 on:** March 09, 2017, 11:08:50 AM »

Winner to be picked after work tonight. 9:00pm EST.

Some awesome captions.

Podaar · « **Reply #215 on:** March 09, 2017, 11:14:52 AM »

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #216 on:** March 09, 2017, 11:22:08 AM »

Dropping this summer, the new album from 2Tonz, "Spandex, Gasoline, and Bitches". Custom engineered in the studio for enhanced bottom end, it'll BLOW YOUR SPEAKERS!

TAC · « **Reply #217 on:** March 09, 2017, 07:03:51 PM »

So many great captions!

Going with this one;

Quote from: Snow Dog on March 08, 2017, 07:15:20 AM

I can't tell if that mark on her thigh is from a tattoo or a branding iron...

Snow Dog · « **Reply #218 on:** March 09, 2017, 11:30:00 PM »

Awesome! Thank you! So many great captions for that last photo, and it's definitely hard to follow that picture up...

NCAA Final Four
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 86
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15

NIT
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Snow Dog - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

Church ball
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Snow Dog · « **Reply #219 on:** March 09, 2017, 11:31:24 PM »

Next pic:

jingle.boy · « **Reply #220 on:** March 10, 2017, 05:08:04 AM »

Second breakfast.

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #221 on:** March 10, 2017, 05:15:09 AM »

His life fell apart when he couldn't keep up with the increased workload: those damned blue diamonds and purple horseshoes

DragonAttack · « **Reply #222 on:** March 10, 2017, 07:20:43 AM »

That moment during his pregame ritual, when the Notre Dame mascot realizes he forgot to wear his Depends.

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #223 on:** March 10, 2017, 07:37:19 AM »

I-rish, I-rish, with all of my heart, that this drinking contest doesn't stop me heart.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #224 on:** March 10, 2017, 07:57:28 AM »

A fake Irishman. We take that amount of Guinness as a challenge.

Podaar · « **Reply #225 on:** March 10, 2017, 08:21:58 AM »

When he realized what playing the role of Mad Sweeny would entail, Pablo despairs at ever signing on.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #226 on:** March 10, 2017, 08:31:36 AM »

Sink a quarter in any of these Pints from 10 foot away and you win yourself a Leprechaun

King Postwhore · « **Reply #227 on:** March 10, 2017, 08:39:10 AM »

A racist Leprechaun.

TAC · « **Reply #228 on:** March 10, 2017, 09:24:49 AM »

Axeman finds out very quickly that judging isn't all it's cracked up to be.

TempusVox · « **Reply #229 on:** March 11, 2017, 07:40:48 AM »

An Irish "Blind Taste Test". Cover your eyes, down all the pints, then choose the Guinness.

TempusVox · « **Reply #230 on:** March 11, 2017, 07:46:57 AM »

Reminds me of my favorite limerick...

Some Guinness was spilt on the bar room floor
When the pub had shut down for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
Who stood in the pale moonlight
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor
And back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar...
"Bring on the Goddamn cat!"

(Makes a great toast)

TempusVox · « **Reply #231 on:** March 11, 2017, 08:14:01 AM »

The moment Steve realized he'd confused "Speed Date Night" with "St. Patricks Day" on his Outlook calender.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #232 on:** March 11, 2017, 10:12:47 AM »

For Sheamus, this is speed date night.

Tick · « **Reply #233 on:** March 11, 2017, 10:28:08 AM »

I ordered 17 beers. Can't anyone get anything fucking right anymore!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #234 on:** March 11, 2017, 03:40:40 PM »

This is what the Irish call the 'Seven, Ten Split'....

TAC · « **Reply #235 on:** March 11, 2017, 05:04:32 PM »

This wasn't what Lucky had in mind when his last wish from the Genie was getting head all night.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #236 on:** March 11, 2017, 08:33:55 PM »

Quote from: Tick on March 11, 2017, 10:28:08 AM

I ordered 17 beers. Can't anyone get anything fucking right anymore!

Lots of good ones, but this got the best laugh out of me. You're up, Tick!

Tick · « **Reply #237 on:** March 13, 2017, 10:12:27 AM »

GET YOUR KICKS, WITH TICKS 66!

BACON
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15

PICKLES
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Snow Dog - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

STOP AND SHOP MAYONAISE
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Tick · « **Reply #238 on:** March 13, 2017, 10:20:05 AM »

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #239 on:** March 13, 2017, 10:47:17 AM »

Those shoes, with that outfit? WTF?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #240 on:** March 13, 2017, 10:58:13 AM »

I notice your into exotic necklaces.....might I interest you in this....Pearl Necklace?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #241 on:** March 13, 2017, 12:37:38 PM »

This calls for a game of "guess who's transgendered?"

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #242 on:** March 13, 2017, 01:09:55 PM »

I guess the show is getting renamed Good Morning Wood.

TAC · « **Reply #243 on:** March 13, 2017, 01:15:55 PM »

Grab my penis and I'll snap the selfie.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #244 on:** March 13, 2017, 01:25:50 PM »

"I have LaShonda here who not long ago had a sex change operation. She says that she's recovering well and -- oh wow... that is definitely bigger than mine..."

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Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208192 times)