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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1820 on: February 09, 2018, 12:53:04 PM »
It's good to be the Kingshmegland


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1821 on: February 10, 2018, 03:26:43 PM »
Confucius say: Man who climb stairs to poop is high on pot.

Winnah right out of the gate!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1822 on: February 10, 2018, 07:09:10 PM »
Awesome! Thanks!
 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1823 on: February 10, 2018, 07:15:43 PM »
"I have the longest finger, see?"
"Nuh uh!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1824 on: February 10, 2018, 07:26:44 PM »
Bros before hoes.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1825 on: February 10, 2018, 07:52:24 PM »
Political shocker - two in the stink.

Kim... let's make the Olympics great again.
Nah... I've got a nuke on the way.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1826 on: February 10, 2018, 10:02:34 PM »
DTF Meet up.....Stadler and RuRoRul Edition
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1827 on: February 11, 2018, 06:04:18 AM »
#Fake News
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1828 on: February 11, 2018, 05:49:16 PM »
Pretty sure Russia interfered with the taking of this picture.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1829 on: February 11, 2018, 11:39:21 PM »
No one can be better buddies with Kim than I am.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1830 on: February 12, 2018, 05:50:59 PM »
Another success story from Match.com.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1831 on: February 12, 2018, 06:24:12 PM »
"He said, 'Pull my finger', and I said, 'Fuck that...I just shit my pants...it was huuuuuge!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1832 on: February 13, 2018, 10:35:07 AM »
DTF Meet up.....Stadler and RuRoRul Edition

There were good captions on many sides.  On many sides.  But this one was tremendous.  It was great.  I loved it, you'll love it, I promise!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1833 on: February 14, 2018, 07:42:26 AM »
Cool...thanks. Sorry for the Delay in posting a pic....

 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1834 on: February 14, 2018, 08:56:23 AM »
Just another breakfast in the TAC household.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1835 on: February 14, 2018, 09:57:12 AM »
At least this wasn't ....

'Anal anal bo banal
Banana fana fo fanal
Fe fi fo fanal
Anal'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1836 on: February 14, 2018, 08:41:03 PM »
What the Blues have been doing in the playoffs for the last ten years.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1837 on: February 15, 2018, 12:37:00 AM »
And here we have the most bananas sex fantasy ever.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1838 on: February 16, 2018, 09:08:37 AM »
gonna let this roll a bit more today.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1839 on: February 16, 2018, 01:39:45 PM »
That is NOT how to make banana cream.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1840 on: February 16, 2018, 01:40:21 PM »
Is that a banana in your mouth or are you happy to see me?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1841 on: February 16, 2018, 02:01:35 PM »
CLOSE YOUR EYES GUY!!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1842 on: February 17, 2018, 10:47:34 AM »
Conjoined banana mutants still saving up for the surgery that will give them there lives back.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1843 on: February 17, 2018, 01:51:41 PM »
Where is your other hand!?!?

mnuughmm opmammph ofmfwtm

Want some nuts with that?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1844 on: February 19, 2018, 04:27:24 AM »
The Human Bananipede.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1845 on: February 19, 2018, 07:52:37 AM »
Want some nuts with that?

Winna! You’re up Chad!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1846 on: February 19, 2018, 07:59:11 AM »
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Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1847 on: February 19, 2018, 07:59:30 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1848 on: February 19, 2018, 09:14:49 AM »
So let's pop the top's on these puppies and have a party!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1849 on: February 19, 2018, 11:05:27 AM »
That's an Appetite for Destruction if I ever saw one.

Youth is so wasted on the young.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1850 on: February 19, 2018, 11:50:15 AM »
Later in life Thomas would go on to Summit Everest....saying, since an early age he was inspired to touch all the great peaks of the world.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1851 on: February 19, 2018, 11:58:13 AM »
These seem more taught and to sit up higher than Moms?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1852 on: February 19, 2018, 12:36:22 PM »
Kids always love playing with balloons.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1853 on: February 19, 2018, 01:03:54 PM »
Little did Natalie, a high school dropout from Knoxville with no measurable skills, who would later leave Hooters to work the pole at the Cheetah Club in Atlanta; know just how much she would later contribute to the issues that brought forth the "Me Too" movement.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1854 on: February 19, 2018, 01:32:15 PM »
When I ordered super size I didn't expect 'em this big!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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