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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #175 on: March 07, 2017, 09:12:40 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #176 on: March 08, 2017, 05:42:49 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #177 on: March 08, 2017, 05:45:16 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #178 on: March 08, 2017, 05:51:44 AM »
Ram Tough.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #179 on: March 08, 2017, 06:24:19 AM »
FORDS new 2 Ton truck
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #180 on: March 08, 2017, 06:38:10 AM »
I bet that truck can haul ass.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #181 on: March 08, 2017, 06:47:26 AM »
We're off to a  :rollin start!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #182 on: March 08, 2017, 06:49:35 AM »
This truck will get you some trim.


What kind of trim is on you.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #183 on: March 08, 2017, 07:12:18 AM »
I bet that truck has a heavy hemi.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #184 on: March 08, 2017, 07:15:20 AM »
I can't tell if that mark on her thigh is from a tattoo or a branding iron...

March's entry for the Walmart swimsuit calendar.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #185 on: March 08, 2017, 07:16:14 AM »
This front towing capacity can pull any heavy bitch out of the mud.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #186 on: March 08, 2017, 07:25:47 AM »
In driving around Wisconsin, every now and again one will come across a cottage cheese farm.


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #187 on: March 08, 2017, 07:38:08 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #188 on: March 08, 2017, 08:08:25 AM »
Just great. Now the Carfax report is gonna say the truck's been rolled twice.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #189 on: March 08, 2017, 08:41:39 AM »
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #190 on: March 08, 2017, 08:47:54 AM »
Comes with a full size spare.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #191 on: March 08, 2017, 08:50:06 AM »
Head for the mountains.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #192 on: March 08, 2017, 09:17:51 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #193 on: March 08, 2017, 10:23:51 AM »
1500 lb camel-toe capacity.


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #194 on: March 08, 2017, 10:25:15 AM »
Let's hear Denis Leary put a positive spin on this.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #195 on: March 08, 2017, 10:31:41 AM »
Michelin Man's Bitches.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #196 on: March 08, 2017, 12:11:45 PM »
Thank god it's not a Corolla.  Even three Mexicans couldn't cornhole that.

Trump would lose an arm if he tried to grab either of those by the pussy.

I'm having trouble deciding which bulge is her kneecap.  Probably none of them.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #197 on: March 08, 2017, 07:10:04 PM »
I didn't know that "Rolls" Royce made trucks.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #198 on: March 08, 2017, 07:27:59 PM »
This dude definitely needs gap insurance.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #199 on: March 08, 2017, 07:38:17 PM »
I've literally laughed more for these captions than any other pic I've posted.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #200 on: March 08, 2017, 07:52:23 PM »
With lunch now finished , the dump truck arrived.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #201 on: March 08, 2017, 07:56:58 PM »
I think I lost my keys in the cushions.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #202 on: March 08, 2017, 08:39:31 PM »
You know it's time to lay off the Five Guys when you can't tell the difference between a left leg, and a right arm.

I didn't know that the Mandarin buffet sold time-share's.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #203 on: March 08, 2017, 09:18:20 PM »
Wrong thread.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #204 on: March 08, 2017, 10:19:15 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #205 on: March 08, 2017, 10:42:17 PM »
That ain't no flatbed....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #207 on: March 09, 2017, 07:05:40 AM »
Wrong thread.

 :rollin  This has to be the winner!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #208 on: March 09, 2017, 08:03:56 AM »
I was going to make some comment about prog nerds and their girlfriends, but even these ladies have standards...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #209 on: March 09, 2017, 08:04:21 AM »
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