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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1715 on: January 25, 2018, 07:24:07 PM »
I'm going to hell.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1716 on: January 25, 2018, 07:25:29 PM »
Good God those are some Heavenly Honkers.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1717 on: January 25, 2018, 07:25:34 PM »
Bless me father for I have sinned.

I bet she has a burning bush.

And on the 7th day, God created boobs.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1718 on: January 25, 2018, 07:26:51 PM »
I wouldn’t mind if she was my last supper.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1719 on: January 25, 2018, 07:28:11 PM »
And on the third day I rose again.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1720 on: January 25, 2018, 07:29:05 PM »
“Jesus isn’t the only one getting nailed tonight.”
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1721 on: January 25, 2018, 07:30:13 PM »
Her vagina completes the unholy trinity.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1722 on: January 25, 2018, 07:35:22 PM »
In the name of the Father, Son and the Major League Yabos, Amen.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1723 on: January 25, 2018, 07:36:01 PM »
Wow this one gave me a lot. Last one for now.

“Excuse me ma’am but do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior JESUS CHRIST!!!!”
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1724 on: January 25, 2018, 07:41:00 PM »
Wow this one gave me a lot. Last one for now.

Yeah, Count, go take a cold shower!  ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1725 on: January 25, 2018, 07:43:18 PM »
Wow this one gave me a lot. Last one for now.

Yeah... save 'em up for another caption, lest Tick come in and start waving the rules around.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1726 on: January 25, 2018, 07:46:45 PM »
Wow this one gave me a lot. Last one for now.

Yeah... save 'em up for another caption, lest Tick come in and start waving the rules around.

Waving what?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1727 on: January 25, 2018, 09:53:40 PM »
Not a caption but what you don't see in the picture that he is looking at is the chick's son. He is a Catholic priest after all.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1728 on: January 25, 2018, 10:12:28 PM »
Not a caption but what you don't see in the picture that he is looking at is the chick's son. He is a Catholic priest after all.

:| :eek :lol :rollin
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1729 on: January 26, 2018, 05:35:16 AM »
Not a caption but what you don't see in the picture that he is looking at is the chick's son. He is a Catholic priest after all.

savage af
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1730 on: January 26, 2018, 06:43:50 AM »
While this pic may have inspired theCount.....of which he had many great submissions....I have to say Tim got me with this one..


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1731 on: January 26, 2018, 01:31:14 PM »
Sorry Count!



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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1732 on: January 26, 2018, 01:40:36 PM »
So yeah....I'm gonna need the playbook back, I added a couple new third down plays.....and uh....I figure we let them get out to say a 14 or 17 point lead then I'll need you guys to reel it back in and stick it to them. Make it look obvious though....i don't want it to be too subtle. We need everyone to get the message loud and clear.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1733 on: January 26, 2018, 01:51:36 PM »
So yeah....I'm gonna need the playbook back, I added a couple new third down plays.....and uh....I figure we let them get out to say a 14 or 17 point lead then I'll need you guys to reel it back in and stick it to them. Make it look obvious though....i don't want it to be too subtle. We need everyone to get the message loud and clear.

 :lol

Gary, I was looking for a fake caption, not the actual conversation!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1734 on: January 26, 2018, 02:05:14 PM »
"Bill, last week's check bounced"
"You'll have to talk to Kraft about that"

"Here's the new controller, Bill"
"Great... been waiting all season for these."
"Yeah, these new flags with the tiny drone on the weight will really help you control what penalties we call, and when.  Just press the butt, and the flag will essentially throw itself."

"Hey, where's Sarah?  I wanted to REALLY grope her this time".
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1735 on: January 26, 2018, 02:06:05 PM »
Does the FJ stand for Foot Job? You aren't in that fetish like that moron Rex Ryan are you?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1736 on: January 26, 2018, 02:20:36 PM »
To help with ratings, Goodell institutes the 'comedy skit rule'.  First up, Belichick does the 'mirror scene' from 'Duck Soup'.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1737 on: January 26, 2018, 02:25:04 PM »
....I don't know who he is personally....but I've heard they call him "Kingshmegland'. Seems to be the guy for the job. Just get him here by the after game presser......gonna need all the defending we can get after this one.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1738 on: January 26, 2018, 02:31:29 PM »
....I don't know who he is personally....but I've heard they call him "Kingshmegland'. Seems to be the guy for the job. Just get him here by the after game presser......gonna need all the defending we can get after this one.....

They have my # all ready.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1739 on: January 26, 2018, 02:34:20 PM »
....I don't know who he is personally....but I've heard they call him "Kingshmegland'. Seems to be the guy for the job. Just get him here by the after game presser......gonna need all the defending we can get after this one.....

They have my # all ready.

on speed dial    :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1740 on: January 26, 2018, 03:30:01 PM »
 :lol

No for my money. Lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1741 on: January 27, 2018, 08:27:02 AM »
Bill - "I thought I told you to call holding on every third play?"

Ref - "Yes Mr. Belichick, sorry Mr. Belichick"

Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1742 on: January 27, 2018, 07:44:18 PM »
So yeah....I'm gonna need the playbook back, I added a couple new third down plays.....and uh....I figure we let them get out to say a 14 or 17 point lead then I'll need you guys to reel it back in and stick it to them. Make it look obvious though....i don't want it to be too subtle. We need everyone to get the message loud and clear.

Perfect!

Back atcha, G!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1743 on: January 28, 2018, 08:53:56 AM »
Well thanks!


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1744 on: January 28, 2018, 09:06:28 AM »
How Kingshmegland will be watching the Superbowl.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1745 on: January 28, 2018, 09:17:55 AM »
The body and face may leave something to be desired, but I gotta admit, that’s a hot ass...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1746 on: January 28, 2018, 09:34:32 AM »
Nude Camping 101:  never eat Mexican food.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1747 on: January 28, 2018, 10:34:26 AM »
TAC's first family vacation.  Now you know why they always go to Disney.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1748 on: January 28, 2018, 11:01:02 AM »
The last step for a perfect burger -- warm the buns over your campfire.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1749 on: January 28, 2018, 12:05:10 PM »
S'mores?  No thanks, I'd much rather prefer S'less.

Five seconds before there was a loud bang, and a streak of blue lightning.  Back hair was never a problems for Leonard ever again.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion