Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208265 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1680 on:** January 21, 2018, 08:28:38 PM »

And then the stork gently lays the baby on the porch.

If there's grass on the outfield, play ball??

Never neglect the taint.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1681 on:** January 21, 2018, 08:31:40 PM »

Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on January 21, 2018, 08:15:49 PM

John Phillips be like...

Yow

Chris Hinton · « **Reply #1682 on:** January 22, 2018, 07:48:46 AM »

How about we start with these pictures from the night when mommy and daddy made you?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1683 on:** January 22, 2018, 08:22:17 AM »

Your mother has a special chapter she could teach you from her college years....it's pronounced 'bukkake'.....

AngelBack · « **Reply #1684 on:** January 22, 2018, 08:29:29 AM »

Quote from: Chris Hinton on January 22, 2018, 07:48:46 AM

How about we start with these pictures from the night when mommy and daddy made you?

Brutal....but I laughed.

TAC · « **Reply #1685 on:** January 22, 2018, 07:05:08 PM »

No honey, I said sit on my lap.

Tick · « **Reply #1686 on:** January 23, 2018, 03:54:11 PM »

"And then the man takes his penis and...honey can you wrap this up I have a conference call I need to get on."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1687 on:** January 23, 2018, 04:00:19 PM »

Prequel to the little known series, 50 Shades of Pedo-Bear.

"For anal sex, when you think you have enough lube, you need a couple more squeezes"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1688 on:** January 23, 2018, 05:00:58 PM »

....and this gem of a move dear is callled ‘milking the prostate’

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1689 on:** January 23, 2018, 09:18:46 PM »

The very good ones rolled in, but I'll go with that first one (as creepy as the album)

Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on January 21, 2018, 08:15:49 PM

John Phillips be like...

winner

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #1690 on:** January 23, 2018, 09:58:23 PM »

Thanks!

Updated Standings:

EYES WIDE SHUT
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 99
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15

FACE/OFF
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

FREDDIE GOT FINGERED
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Your next picture:

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1691 on:** January 24, 2018, 02:11:22 AM »

Three Stooges Gone Wild

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1692 on:** January 24, 2018, 04:31:38 AM »

When cunnilingus turns into the shocker

Freddie got fingered alright

Chris Hinton · « **Reply #1693 on:** January 24, 2018, 10:07:38 AM »

Rejected Star Trek: TOS alien.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1694 on:** January 24, 2018, 11:12:29 AM »

photo from the horrific accident on the set of the ‘Four Stooges’.....when the little known fourth stooge ‘Bently’ suffered career ending injuries.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1695 on:** January 24, 2018, 12:16:06 PM »

This is Todd McFarley moments before he helped his buddy Steve pick up the dreaded Seven/Ten split

Tick · « **Reply #1696 on:** January 24, 2018, 03:05:01 PM »

Something about this picture really tears me up, but I can't put my finger on it

TAC · « **Reply #1697 on:** January 24, 2018, 06:38:27 PM »

Can I take a look at your pussy, and by look at, I mean finger it.

TAC · « **Reply #1698 on:** January 24, 2018, 06:39:08 PM »

See with your eyes, not with your hands...oh...um..nevermind.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1699 on:** January 24, 2018, 07:17:55 PM »

Talk to the hand cuz the face ain’t listening

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1700 on:** January 24, 2018, 07:21:35 PM »

Dude has the oddest bowling technique I've ever seen.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1701 on:** January 24, 2018, 10:55:42 PM »

Hi Gang.....I’m Phalange Frank here to tell you how to properly wash your hands during flu season

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #1702 on:** January 25, 2018, 10:53:08 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 24, 2018, 10:55:42 PM

Hi Gang.....I’m Phalange Frank here to tell you how to properly wash your hands during flu season

This one got me. Winner!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1703 on:** January 25, 2018, 11:06:07 AM »

Sweet! Thank you kind Sir!!

Updated Standings:

Centurions & Co.
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 100
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15

Shield Maidens
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Food Prep and Clean Up
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DragonAttack · « **Reply #1704 on:** January 25, 2018, 11:11:24 AM »

"Amo quei gazombas."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1705 on:** January 25, 2018, 01:12:40 PM »

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1706 on:** January 25, 2018, 01:16:28 PM »

"Those aren't buoys."

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1707 on:** January 25, 2018, 01:52:44 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on January 25, 2018, 01:12:40 PM

"I forgive you, my son, but no pics or gifs allowed.
Do a couple of 'Hail Mary's' while I rub my beads............"
(pardon me, but I have a sudden urge to listen to 'Operation:Mindcrime')

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1708 on:** January 25, 2018, 02:18:09 PM »

Creepy. My eyes follow them no matter where I stand...

Blessed daughter of God, your sins have been forgiven. I hereby call upon my nipple powers... PAPAL! PAPAL POWERS!

TAC · « **Reply #1709 on:** January 25, 2018, 04:36:12 PM »

Would like to come to the E-Rectory?

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #1710 on:** January 25, 2018, 07:18:26 PM »

“This is my body, it is given to you.”

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #1711 on:** January 25, 2018, 07:18:43 PM »

She’s the breast Christian ever.

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #1712 on:** January 25, 2018, 07:19:10 PM »

“Is that a cross in your pocket or are you happy to see me?”

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #1713 on:** January 25, 2018, 07:21:20 PM »

Man her nipples are really pope-ing out of that shirt.

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #1714 on:** January 25, 2018, 07:22:50 PM »

“Why don’t you kneel down and ‘pray’ for me?”

News: Track-by-track video for Paralyzed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5TbGbalPs&feature=youtu.be

Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208265 times)