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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1610 on: January 03, 2018, 09:00:55 PM »
Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.

Amazing comic.  So sad to find out he took his own life.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1611 on: January 03, 2018, 09:01:48 PM »
Smart kid, always checkin for the Adam's Apple.

Lady, you got rice ripples.

Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.

Amazing comic.  So sad to find out he took his own life.

Third'd.  Platypus Man is my favorite HBO special ever.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1612 on: January 03, 2018, 10:40:14 PM »
Kevin Spacy wanted to stick it where!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1613 on: January 03, 2018, 11:08:50 PM »
Bull$hit.......no one could ever record 237 Strikeouts in one season......even if his name was Doc.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1614 on: January 04, 2018, 06:43:05 PM »
Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.

His bit on taking his wife to dinner while she was on her period cracks me up every time. Severely underrated comic.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1615 on: January 06, 2018, 11:11:19 AM »
I feel like I could go to jail for even viewing the last 2 pics.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1616 on: January 06, 2018, 11:37:46 AM »
Japanese gay training.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1617 on: January 08, 2018, 09:40:45 AM »
Alright....lunch dress up time is over Yeun......get cleaned up and back to work.....my iPhone isn't going to fix itself.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1618 on: January 08, 2018, 08:04:23 PM »
Smart kid, always checkin for the Adam's Apple.

Lady, you got rice ripples.

Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.

Amazing comic.  So sad to find out he took his own life.

Third'd.  Platypus Man is my favorite HBO special ever.

Best 2 captions here.   Winna!!

Chad, I still have Platypus Man on VHS.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1619 on: January 08, 2018, 10:31:47 PM »
Chad, I still have Platypus Man on VHS.

I do too somewhere. Traveling this week, so I'll get a new one up tomorrow - assuming I remember it's my turn.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1620 on: January 10, 2018, 09:18:42 AM »
Posting pic for Chad...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1621 on: January 10, 2018, 10:23:50 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1622 on: January 10, 2018, 10:28:49 AM »
Somewhere in southern New Hampshire, Wal Mart investigators uncover the reason of what caused the 50 tractor trailer pile up in the warehouse yard.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1623 on: January 10, 2018, 11:40:18 AM »


Rejected 'Yellow Matter Custard' LP cover
:lol :rollin
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1624 on: January 10, 2018, 11:56:43 AM »
Thanks Tick... was just coming in to update the thread.

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Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1625 on: January 10, 2018, 01:08:38 PM »
Hurley has willpower troubles following the Dharma supply drop.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1626 on: January 10, 2018, 01:10:14 PM »
cant see the pic?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1627 on: January 10, 2018, 01:45:03 PM »
Grey Poupon my ass.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1628 on: January 11, 2018, 08:56:06 PM »
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1629 on: January 12, 2018, 04:19:28 AM »
Thanks (and, wow, the nasty one didn't win)

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1630 on: January 12, 2018, 06:44:10 AM »
Meanwhile, in Kentucky

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1631 on: January 12, 2018, 08:08:23 AM »
The Tribecca sisters make a game out of Grandpa and his alzheimers every chance they get to see him.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1632 on: January 12, 2018, 09:09:04 AM »
Homeless Disneyland is off to a rousing start. Drunk Teddy and Pedophile Chicken we're an instant hit!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1633 on: January 12, 2018, 10:26:32 AM »
Which came first.....the chicken, the bear or the old man?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1634 on: January 12, 2018, 10:58:00 AM »
Homeless Disneyland is off to a rousing start. Drunk Teddy and Pedophile Chicken we're an instant hit!

All that’s missing is Sexual Harassment Panda.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1635 on: January 12, 2018, 01:43:47 PM »
Girls have only attended a DTF meetup.............  once.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1636 on: January 12, 2018, 02:45:18 PM »
Redneck garage sale items.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1637 on: January 12, 2018, 03:28:18 PM »
Winnie the Pooh and Big Bird cruise the local colleges looking for someone to fill the void left when Christopher Robin and John John grew up.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1638 on: January 13, 2018, 07:10:09 PM »
Sorry girls, all the good Fast Passes were taken.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1639 on: January 15, 2018, 04:30:01 PM »
Which came first.....the chicken, the bear or the old man?

gmiller did!  winner, winner, chicken dinner.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1640 on: January 16, 2018, 10:33:01 AM »
Thank you Kind Sir!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1641 on: January 16, 2018, 10:36:00 AM »
Yes sir, we are making a delivery to you right now.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1642 on: January 16, 2018, 10:36:22 AM »
I have a couple potential captions for this, but I am on the fence on which one to submit.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1643 on: January 16, 2018, 10:56:09 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1644 on: January 16, 2018, 11:38:20 AM »
That piece of scum barking rat of yours has just taken her last dump on my lawn! If I find one more, just one, I'm gonna catch her and staple her ass shut!