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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1540 on: December 19, 2017, 12:07:29 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1541 on: December 19, 2017, 02:36:31 AM »
- Something's missing there
- You struck it out of the pants

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1542 on: December 19, 2017, 04:49:58 AM »
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? No, seriously, is that a banana?
[too soon?]

Well, let's see how much pine tar you've got on your bat!

But, that part of Jesse James' body touched the ground while he still had possession, so it was a catch.

All I'm sayin' is that one eye could see that the last pitch was too high....those in your head are blind.





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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1543 on: December 19, 2017, 05:32:19 AM »
Dude... two balls outside should be limited to the pitches.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1544 on: December 19, 2017, 05:50:55 AM »
That bat is corked!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1545 on: December 19, 2017, 07:54:00 AM »
Dude... two balls outside should be limited to the pitches.

 :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1546 on: December 19, 2017, 08:17:17 AM »
You sponsored by Slim Jim?

You blow one more call, Ima gonna foul tip it right there.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1547 on: December 19, 2017, 09:04:49 AM »
I think we should contact your doctor.....it's been over 4 hours.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1548 on: December 19, 2017, 09:08:36 AM »
I think we should contact your doctor.....it's been over 4 hours.....

Just trying to keep up with the length of these damn games.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1549 on: December 19, 2017, 09:42:22 AM »
Would you call that a camel toe, or moose knuckle?
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1550 on: December 19, 2017, 10:13:04 AM »
Not a caption, but.... Mariners :sadpanda:
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1551 on: December 19, 2017, 11:08:34 AM »
No seriously....your shoes untied
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1552 on: December 19, 2017, 11:19:16 AM »
YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums................or WTF.  ;D

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1553 on: December 19, 2017, 11:49:17 AM »
I see two balls and one strike.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1554 on: December 19, 2017, 04:54:02 PM »
Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1555 on: December 19, 2017, 05:10:04 PM »
That strike was off the plate by that much!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1556 on: December 20, 2017, 06:43:39 AM »
Dude... two balls outside should be limited to the pitches.

Winner!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1557 on: December 21, 2017, 07:57:46 PM »
Woot!  4th place alone.  I'm gunnin for ya TV!

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I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1558 on: December 21, 2017, 07:58:05 PM »
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
warflwwcesfw.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1559 on: December 21, 2017, 08:36:50 PM »
Time to wine like a baby
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1560 on: December 21, 2017, 08:37:13 PM »
Look at all that grape juice!  And nipples on not a one... What the fuck?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1561 on: December 21, 2017, 08:49:34 PM »
What is so great about these bottles that makes mommy drink them all day?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1562 on: December 21, 2017, 08:50:31 PM »
I know how to get that little sister I want.......Oh mommy!.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1563 on: December 21, 2017, 08:51:18 PM »
Hey, it's mommy's bubbies!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1564 on: December 21, 2017, 09:10:01 PM »
I can feel the pull deep inside me.....my families heritage summons me to these doors......one day oh sweet nectar of the Gods.....I will have you.....we will become one.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1565 on: December 21, 2017, 11:08:26 PM »
Things were a lot easier before Mommy discovered her love of Cabernet.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1566 on: December 22, 2017, 12:28:51 AM »
Disappointed.... not even a Chateau Mouton Rothschild 1961

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1567 on: December 22, 2017, 07:44:07 AM »
F'n Child locks! WWWHHHYYYY!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1568 on: December 22, 2017, 01:13:13 PM »
Hmmm, what pairs well with a soiled diaper?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1569 on: December 22, 2017, 02:01:47 PM »
Roy Moore instructs his date to help themself to the wet bar.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1570 on: December 27, 2017, 04:33:40 AM »
Damn, the pickins are starting to get a bit slim.  Hope I don't run out before a winner is picked. ;)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1571 on: December 27, 2017, 04:37:14 AM »
Thanks for the reminder Dragon.  With the holidays, totally forgot I was judging.

Hmmm, what pairs well with a soiled diaper?

A win, that's what!
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1572 on: December 27, 2017, 08:19:13 AM »


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jingle.boy - 70
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TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15

Pretty ok
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
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Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
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? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1573 on: December 27, 2017, 08:19:43 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1574 on: December 27, 2017, 09:51:38 AM »
There is no length a man won't go to when he knows a trip to vagina land is at the end of the journey
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