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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1330 on: November 03, 2017, 08:47:22 PM »
I heard when you wash your car, you get hair in your palms.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1331 on: November 03, 2017, 09:09:03 PM »
That was one big fuckin’ seagull!

So glad I hopped back to see the previous page....I was going to go with Pigeon......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1332 on: November 03, 2017, 09:22:34 PM »
That was one big fuckin’ seagull!

So glad I hopped back to see the previous page....I was going to go with Pigeon......


Side note:
Don't you hate it when you come up with an idea for these things and then see someone else beat you to it?  It's happened to me way more than once.  Bonus points if you have it typed out and that pink text "Someone else has posted before you have" warning shows up when you hit the "Post" button, and the person who ninja'd you said the SAME DAMN THING you were going to.  HATE that. 

That said, great minds think alike, I suppose!  ;)

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1333 on: November 04, 2017, 03:39:19 AM »
Wow... that car is loaded!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1334 on: November 04, 2017, 05:42:55 AM »
Randy Marsh was here.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1335 on: November 04, 2017, 08:45:19 AM »
Hi I'm Earl Scheib, and I'll paint any car for $99.00 dollars
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1336 on: November 04, 2017, 05:08:41 PM »
Regular: 6.99
Wax: 9.99
Splooge: 12.99
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1337 on: November 05, 2017, 08:37:19 PM »
When you've worked yourself into such a lather due to exteme road rage, it's best to chill for a spell.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1338 on: November 06, 2017, 06:03:14 AM »
After a drunken night at the Spacey household.

When Jay Leno wants to buy another car.

I couldn't tell if this was one or two entries.  :lol  Either way, it's a winner!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1339 on: November 06, 2017, 06:05:31 AM »
What a time to run out of water!
From the ocean comes the notion that the realise lies in rhythm. The rhythm of vision is dancer, and when you dance you´re always on the one. From the looking comes to see, wondrous realise real eyes....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1340 on: November 06, 2017, 02:07:44 PM »
Sweet! Thanks! (And it was intended as two separate entries... ;) )

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1341 on: November 06, 2017, 02:13:40 PM »
♪♫ If you start me up/if you start me up, I'll never stop ♪♫
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1342 on: November 06, 2017, 02:16:51 PM »
🎵Shock me, make me feel better🎵
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1343 on: November 06, 2017, 02:17:28 PM »
So, now Consumer Safety has to put written instructions into electrical vibrating butt plug boxes  :facepalm:
« Last Edit: November 06, 2017, 10:32:43 PM by DragonAttack »
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1344 on: November 06, 2017, 03:58:20 PM »
Million to one shot Doc .... million to one.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1345 on: November 06, 2017, 04:01:04 PM »
Operation: Adult Version
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1346 on: November 06, 2017, 04:13:26 PM »
Popeil Complete Felching Tube, now with LED lighting and retractile cord for enhanced gerbil safety.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1347 on: November 06, 2017, 04:15:41 PM »
It's a boy!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1348 on: November 06, 2017, 04:22:40 PM »
When chincing out on the DC model is a bad idea.

220/221.... whatever it takes.

The Shocker.... literally.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1349 on: November 06, 2017, 04:25:42 PM »
Plug it in, plug it in...
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1350 on: November 06, 2017, 04:30:50 PM »
Plug it in, plug it in...
PULL IT OUT!!  PULL IT OUT!!!!!!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1351 on: November 06, 2017, 04:44:20 PM »
220/221.... whatever it takes.

 :lol

Million to one shot Doc .... million to one.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1352 on: November 06, 2017, 06:56:58 PM »
That asshole can light up the sky!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1353 on: November 07, 2017, 01:52:04 AM »
Debbie was more electric than usually...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1354 on: November 07, 2017, 04:39:27 AM »
These go to eleven.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1355 on: November 07, 2017, 05:04:55 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1356 on: November 07, 2017, 06:53:14 AM »
I'm sorry sir, apparently someone pulled the plug.
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1357 on: November 08, 2017, 07:58:37 AM »
Million to one shot Doc .... million to one.

Lots that made me laugh, but this takes it. You’re up!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1358 on: November 08, 2017, 09:55:20 AM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1359 on: November 08, 2017, 09:55:48 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1360 on: November 08, 2017, 10:25:02 AM »
Dude, that guy’s schlong takes up two pages?! Damn!... Oh wait, that’s mine...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1361 on: November 08, 2017, 10:58:42 AM »
Hoff gets off on little Hoff's airbrushed coif.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1362 on: November 08, 2017, 11:07:54 AM »
The Hessischer Kulturpreis committee surprises David when they slip the winner's announcement in the pages of his memoirs.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1363 on: November 08, 2017, 11:12:42 AM »
What happens in KIT's back seat.....stays in KITs back seat.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1364 on: November 08, 2017, 11:13:25 AM »
Wait....that was a beach! then why'd they call it BAYwatch?
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