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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1295 on: October 25, 2017, 10:10:11 AM »
It's a good thing Leonard doesn't have lazy eye syndrome ... no one would ever know who he was looking at, and every conversation would be a Raging Bull re-enactment

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1296 on: October 25, 2017, 10:12:23 AM »
It's a Squirrantula.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1297 on: October 25, 2017, 10:59:11 AM »
"How these things work? Winter coming, can't find no nuts!"
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1298 on: October 25, 2017, 11:01:24 AM »
Bubbles from Trailer Park Rodents.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1299 on: October 25, 2017, 02:06:08 PM »
X-Ray glasses to look at your nuts.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1300 on: October 26, 2017, 04:23:27 PM »
Meanwhile, in Chernobyl.

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You did have something. That something was a winner.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1301 on: October 27, 2017, 08:18:54 AM »
Thanks... will post update later today.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1302 on: October 27, 2017, 03:53:31 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1303 on: October 27, 2017, 03:54:12 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1304 on: October 27, 2017, 03:58:30 PM »
It would be great if just once, I could check into a hotel and they could make a towel animal that could suck my dick.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1305 on: October 27, 2017, 05:31:25 PM »
Not a caption, but looks like my former employer! (and I don't mean the towel guy...)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1306 on: October 29, 2017, 07:53:37 AM »
If you upgrade to the penthouse suite....you'll be surprised with the David Carradine towel rendition.































Too soon?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1307 on: October 31, 2017, 10:46:47 AM »
Alrighty then.  Apparently this pic blew.  Tim takes it with a good chuckle despite the fact it was a 50/50 chance.

You're up mate
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1308 on: October 31, 2017, 11:15:59 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1309 on: October 31, 2017, 11:34:14 AM »
He is truly eunuch.....
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1310 on: October 31, 2017, 12:02:28 PM »
Soldier, at attention!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1311 on: October 31, 2017, 12:13:20 PM »
Podaar hires a stripper to try and entice King into posting a Scene From The Hat.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1312 on: October 31, 2017, 12:22:10 PM »
Podaar hires a stripper to try and entice King into posting a Scene From The Hat.

Oh shit.  I won?  LOL
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1313 on: October 31, 2017, 03:18:28 PM »
Well...I know of at least two things I'd love to see when visiting Great Britan
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1314 on: October 31, 2017, 03:25:25 PM »
A Queens Guard clashes with a beefeater.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1315 on: October 31, 2017, 03:28:11 PM »
If he even tried to move right now, he would be destined for the "Ministry of Silly Walks"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1316 on: October 31, 2017, 03:42:56 PM »
After his shift, Reginald was shocked to discover a blister.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1317 on: October 31, 2017, 03:57:16 PM »
The hat isn’t the only thing of his that’s standing straight...
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1318 on: November 02, 2017, 10:26:57 PM »
He’s been standing so long waiting for TAC to pick a winning that his legs are completely numb.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1319 on: November 03, 2017, 07:30:13 AM »
Now THERE is a MILF.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1320 on: November 03, 2017, 02:08:06 PM »
Podaar hires a stripper to try and entice King into posting a Scene From The Hat.

This made me laugh the most.

You're up Gregg!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1321 on: November 03, 2017, 06:33:20 PM »
Thanks, Buddy. You just never know what caption will get you the victory!


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1322 on: November 03, 2017, 06:34:33 PM »
"Aaaaahhhhhh"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1323 on: November 03, 2017, 06:37:24 PM »
That's a CILF.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1324 on: November 03, 2017, 07:04:21 PM »
The new Zebra edition is here.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1325 on: November 03, 2017, 07:22:34 PM »
After a drunken night at the Spacey household.

When Jay Leno wants to buy another car.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1326 on: November 03, 2017, 07:55:33 PM »
Podaar had quite the fun time 'waxing' his car....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1327 on: November 03, 2017, 07:56:45 PM »
No I said "Bugatti" not Bukkaki....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1328 on: November 03, 2017, 08:00:32 PM »
Wax on wax off.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1329 on: November 03, 2017, 08:39:40 PM »
That was one big fuckin’ seagull!