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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1225 on: September 29, 2017, 07:54:43 AM »
The last time George was this happy riding something it was in 1945 at the expense of a German hooker with three nipples who could throw darts without using her limbs.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1226 on: September 29, 2017, 08:01:45 AM »
Thanks Preparation-H!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1227 on: September 29, 2017, 09:02:32 AM »
“Dagnabbit, Lois, stop screaming! I’m not going that fast!”
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1228 on: October 03, 2017, 03:25:02 PM »
Tour de Flatulence

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1229 on: October 03, 2017, 06:44:41 PM »
♬♬ She's only Seventy.... SEVENTY ♬♬

♬♬ Doctor says she's too old, but she's young enough for ME ♬♬

I was going to post "mortician says she's..." but I thought that would come off a bit harsh.

Gregg, you're up. I liked J Boy's but you took it next level.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1230 on: October 03, 2017, 07:09:05 PM »
♬♬ She's only Seventy.... SEVENTY ♬♬

♬♬ Doctor says she's too old, but she's young enough for ME ♬♬

I was going to post "mortician says she's..." but I thought that would come off a bit harsh.

Gregg, you're up. I liked J Boy's but you took it next level.

It's so nice for people to plagiarize my ideas and take the win.  This is like the 3rd or 4th time this has happened!!!

Congrats Gregg... I was trying to come up with something for that second line, but couldn't figure out how to work a "daddy" in there.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1231 on: October 03, 2017, 07:20:58 PM »
It's so nice for people to plagiarize my ideas and take the win.  This is like the 3rd or 4th time this has happened!!!

Congrats Gregg... I was trying to come up with something for that second line, but couldn't figure out how to work a "daddy" in there.

Well, yours was very clever, but not funny enough to win. It was the play on words in the second line that got me.

Wait...Let me fix this!

I'll update the standings!



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Gregg..you pick the next pic!


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1232 on: October 04, 2017, 07:12:07 AM »
I'm good with that! Anything to keep the whinging to a minimum.

From the Post your picture thread.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1233 on: October 04, 2017, 07:52:53 AM »
Jordan Rudess fans send a big hello to Derek Sherinian.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1234 on: October 04, 2017, 08:01:35 AM »
The opposite of Deadpool... it's gonna feel tiny.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1235 on: October 04, 2017, 08:14:56 AM »
Raise it if you don't know where that fingers been
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1236 on: October 04, 2017, 08:20:03 AM »
Shocker v2017 - 7 in the stink... Cram pulls double duty.  hehe, I said duty.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1237 on: October 04, 2017, 10:28:13 AM »
What band name would you have preferred:  'Sons of Apollo' or 'The Surfin' Birds'?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1238 on: October 04, 2017, 10:42:19 AM »
Even though there were six men left on earth, the last woman chose extinction.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1239 on: October 04, 2017, 11:28:13 AM »
Hey Derek! This is how many fingers Jordan needs to emulate your sound.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1240 on: October 04, 2017, 01:08:48 PM »
Is El Barto giving Blue-Shirt the Vulcan Nerve Pinch?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1241 on: October 04, 2017, 07:17:55 PM »
Spot the Virgin. (Hint: you have a 5 out of 6 chance)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1242 on: October 04, 2017, 07:19:48 PM »
Spot the virgin killer. You have a 1 out of 6 chance.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1243 on: October 04, 2017, 08:56:13 PM »
He would later use that giant hand to strangle Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty to death for crashing the annual Prog Jerk.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1244 on: October 04, 2017, 08:59:35 PM »
Circle Jerk: You're doing it wrong.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1245 on: October 05, 2017, 01:13:40 AM »
What DreamTheaterForums thinks of Mike Portnoy's comments.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1246 on: October 06, 2017, 02:35:27 PM »
I suppose I should put this to bed.

He would later use that giant hand to strangle Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty to death for crashing the annual Prog Jerk.

Winner!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1247 on: October 15, 2017, 11:00:23 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1248 on: October 15, 2017, 11:01:00 AM »


Your next pic...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1249 on: October 15, 2017, 11:08:16 AM »
Guess who can't hold her roofie's.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1250 on: October 15, 2017, 11:28:58 AM »
And now we hear the mating call of the sorority girl.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1251 on: October 15, 2017, 11:53:25 AM »
Darklord Lalinc and a new set of hostages.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1252 on: October 15, 2017, 12:21:29 PM »
Pic from a Red carpet after party in Harvey Weinstein's hotel room.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1253 on: October 15, 2017, 12:22:44 PM »
Ford replaced the airbag with a windbag.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1254 on: October 16, 2017, 06:46:24 AM »
TV got the warning for Photobucket and just ignored it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1255 on: October 16, 2017, 07:57:54 AM »
^
Or, when one puts up a pic of Claude Reins.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1256 on: October 16, 2017, 08:23:43 AM »
 :lol
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1257 on: October 16, 2017, 08:29:05 AM »
TV got the warning for Photobucket and just ignored it.

To be fair, I could see it yesterday?  TV, just so you know (you might still be able to see the picture), but no one else can since it's being hosted on photobucket).
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1258 on: October 16, 2017, 04:04:21 PM »
Apparently Mrs Vox didn't like seeing Tempus in action.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1259 on: October 16, 2017, 06:25:41 PM »
And now we hear the mating call of the sorority girl.

Winner!

Sorry about the hosting thing. Had no clue. What a rip-off!

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