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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1190 on: September 21, 2017, 06:45:21 PM »
Here you go!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1191 on: September 21, 2017, 06:47:07 PM »
What happens when Kingshmegland tries to return a movie while posting on DTF on his phone.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1192 on: September 21, 2017, 07:49:12 PM »
When Republican's pass an infrastructure bill.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1193 on: September 23, 2017, 09:38:56 AM »
The border wall is looking great so far...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1194 on: September 23, 2017, 10:01:13 AM »
Visual representation of my emotional stability....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1195 on: September 23, 2017, 10:40:11 AM »
In Arkansas, this is considered "up to code.

The Circle K is over-run by a masonry-beatle colony.

When you hire a bricklayer with a certificate from Trump University.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1196 on: September 23, 2017, 12:12:01 PM »
For some reason, Cletus couldn't understand the insurance company not giving him a big check for..wrapping a pole.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1197 on: September 23, 2017, 11:36:37 PM »
Visual representation of my emotional stability....

Do you want a hug?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1198 on: September 24, 2017, 05:35:22 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1199 on: September 27, 2017, 11:34:14 AM »
The border wall is looking great so far...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1200 on: September 27, 2017, 12:58:28 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1201 on: September 27, 2017, 01:05:11 PM »
Geoff Tate has a private show for the Geoff Tate fanclub.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1202 on: September 27, 2017, 01:07:52 PM »
Rats..... why did it have to be... rats?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1203 on: September 27, 2017, 01:31:22 PM »
Oh hey fellas. Wanna put on a show for the Planet Earth III camera crew?

Oh, you and THIS army. I'll be on my way.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1204 on: September 27, 2017, 04:03:22 PM »
Who's up for bukake?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1205 on: September 27, 2017, 05:50:08 PM »
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sodapop Curtis runs into The Greasers
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1206 on: September 27, 2017, 06:16:01 PM »
John Holmes lining up some hairy pussy.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1207 on: September 27, 2017, 06:21:52 PM »
Curtis the Cobra picked the wrong time to play possum.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1208 on: September 28, 2017, 06:54:50 AM »
"...so the drunk says, 'so is the mongoose'! Hahahaha... Ah, come on guys... Is this thing on?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1209 on: September 28, 2017, 07:46:38 AM »
Looks like protesting is the cool thing to to EVERYWHERE now.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1210 on: September 28, 2017, 08:55:54 AM »
Richard Dawkins guest lectures at Liberty College.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1211 on: September 28, 2017, 09:06:13 AM »
Snaking in on the Coitus Globus

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1212 on: September 28, 2017, 07:29:49 PM »
Geoff Tate has a private show for the Geoff Tate fanclub.

This one got me right out the gate. You're up!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1213 on: September 28, 2017, 07:33:07 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1214 on: September 28, 2017, 07:38:42 PM »
Next pic!

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1215 on: September 28, 2017, 07:54:57 PM »
Look Mom....no seat!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1216 on: September 28, 2017, 08:29:43 PM »
So, TAC, you were the one spying on me and my wife
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1217 on: September 28, 2017, 08:45:49 PM »
And then he said that Harem Scarem was better than UFO!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1218 on: September 28, 2017, 08:50:08 PM »
♬♬ She's only Seventy.... SEVENTY ♬♬
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1219 on: September 28, 2017, 11:37:22 PM »
Hugh Hefner died how he lived: taking a hot and busty broad for a ride.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1220 on: September 29, 2017, 04:52:25 AM »
Wrecked 'em??  Damn near killed 'em!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1221 on: September 29, 2017, 07:18:06 AM »
♬♬ She's only Seventy.... SEVENTY ♬♬

♬♬ Doctor says she's too old, but she's young enough for ME ♬♬

I was going to post "mortician says she's..." but I thought that would come off a bit harsh.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1222 on: September 29, 2017, 07:37:18 AM »
This is a 10 Speed Ethel not a stick shift....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1223 on: September 29, 2017, 07:49:39 AM »
20 years from now, Steve Vai finally has another "incident" with Mildred.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1224 on: September 29, 2017, 07:50:34 AM »
While bike shopping, Rose was more enthusiastic about the vibrating seats option than George.