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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1120 on: August 08, 2017, 04:20:28 PM »
Stop it!  I want to wear Saffron!

No I want to wear Saffron!

Stop it!  Don't touch me!

Boys! Cut it out!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1121 on: August 09, 2017, 03:41:49 PM »
Every Rose may have its thorn, but I can point to four guys who haven't used their 'thorn' on a 'rose' in quite some time....

A lot of good ones, but this one takes it. You're up!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1122 on: August 10, 2017, 07:13:25 AM »
Why thank you!!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1123 on: August 10, 2017, 07:43:14 AM »
The Stig unwinds after another Top Gear shoot.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1124 on: August 10, 2017, 11:02:50 AM »
If only I wasn't neutered.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1125 on: August 10, 2017, 12:00:21 PM »
Clearly, OJ's back in town.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1126 on: August 10, 2017, 01:43:36 PM »
"Okay, they're out. Noodles, commence with phase one of 'Operation: World Takeover.'"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1127 on: August 10, 2017, 01:54:23 PM »
Pussy on Pussy crime.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1128 on: August 10, 2017, 06:51:47 PM »
Tempus Vox just will not reveal his identity under any circumstances.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1129 on: August 11, 2017, 04:30:52 PM »
"All this pussy, and all the dude wants to do is watch NASCAR!"
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1130 on: August 13, 2017, 05:19:57 AM »
What really happened to D.B. Cooper.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1131 on: August 13, 2017, 05:22:39 AM »
Morris the Cat lives like a boss!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1132 on: August 14, 2017, 08:34:04 AM »
we have plenty of protection they said...   come over and help us handle some crazy pussy they said...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1133 on: August 14, 2017, 08:35:44 AM »
Just another day at Zydar's mansion.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1134 on: August 14, 2017, 09:36:33 AM »
Tempus Vox just will not reveal his identity under any circumstances.

Winna! There were a couple I liked but this one seemed pretty appropriate....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1135 on: August 14, 2017, 10:13:45 AM »
Great!

New pic after work.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1136 on: August 14, 2017, 03:08:53 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1137 on: August 14, 2017, 03:29:12 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1138 on: August 14, 2017, 03:36:43 PM »
Yum. Diabetes.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1139 on: August 14, 2017, 04:06:47 PM »
****recites TOOL lyrics in head****

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1140 on: August 14, 2017, 04:12:45 PM »
mmmmm.... cholesterol!

Deep fried dildo
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1141 on: August 14, 2017, 04:16:16 PM »
mmmmm.... Deep fried dildo
J Boy, this is the Caption Thread, not the Food Thread...
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1142 on: August 15, 2017, 10:25:28 AM »
C'mon man... act like you've been there before

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1143 on: August 15, 2017, 03:56:59 PM »
I'll have what he's having.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1144 on: August 16, 2017, 12:41:03 AM »
Shit.... so this is what happened with the intestines I had surgigally removed!!!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1145 on: August 16, 2017, 10:26:02 PM »
Fried horse rectum...a West Virginia delicacy.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1146 on: August 17, 2017, 05:53:05 AM »
Fried horse rectum...a West Virginia delicacy.



Good enough!

You're up, man.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1147 on: August 24, 2017, 08:38:12 PM »
I drive into the badlands of New Mexico for a week, and this ends up drier than what I travelled through. 

Whazzup!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1148 on: August 24, 2017, 08:40:54 PM »
You didn't happen to see Tempus Vox on the side of the road did you? His inbox is apparently full.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1149 on: August 25, 2017, 09:17:52 PM »
Sorry! I'm in Reykjavik and on my phone. Can someone post a pic for me, please? Won't be stateside until the 5th.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1150 on: August 30, 2017, 08:22:07 AM »
Posting For TV with updated standings....



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1151 on: August 30, 2017, 08:47:42 AM »
TAC 2017: Using technology like a boss.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1152 on: August 30, 2017, 08:37:25 PM »
Bill Gates gets off to this picture.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1153 on: August 31, 2017, 06:18:26 AM »
Turn baby.... turn!!!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1154 on: August 31, 2017, 08:44:19 AM »
Speaking of Windows 95'......I have a hunch this dude's been smoothly peering through many of them in the shadows of nightfall since 95'.......
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