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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1015 on: July 20, 2017, 05:01:04 AM »
Let's give this one a go

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1016 on: July 20, 2017, 07:55:39 AM »

Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota, there lived a young boy.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1017 on: July 20, 2017, 08:20:10 AM »
Who's tired of scavenging food out of people's trash cans? This guy.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1018 on: July 20, 2017, 08:34:07 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1019 on: July 20, 2017, 04:30:30 PM »
The stalker at Tori Spellings house.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1020 on: July 20, 2017, 04:34:52 PM »
Shit Larry.  How'd we end up here?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1021 on: July 20, 2017, 04:50:59 PM »
Tori Spelling, stalking my house
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1022 on: July 20, 2017, 05:08:15 PM »
Moose's parachute never opened.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1023 on: July 20, 2017, 09:11:08 PM »
(voice from 'The Fly') "Help me!"

"Hey, Tori, take off that bra, and I'll fondle those breasts.  Let's get down and dirty.  ...Uh..., sorry.  Lately, for some reason, my mind's been in the gutter.".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1024 on: July 21, 2017, 05:48:12 AM »
After 2 Guardians movies, Rocket got type cast and wound up in the gutter.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1025 on: July 22, 2017, 11:23:49 AM »
Gonna complain about this Bed & Breakfast...
Only thing it breaks fast is my back

Sounds like an accurate Yelp review.  :neverusethis:

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1026 on: July 22, 2017, 01:07:11 PM »
Thanks Jingle...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1027 on: July 22, 2017, 01:09:10 PM »
Let's try this one....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1028 on: July 22, 2017, 01:38:30 PM »
This one works I hope...


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1029 on: July 22, 2017, 02:07:42 PM »
It's Tempus Vox... and Vox Tempus.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1030 on: July 22, 2017, 07:42:58 PM »
Shift change in Heaven. "Whatever you do, do not drop Earth!"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1031 on: July 22, 2017, 09:21:26 PM »
Looks like they drank too much Sunny D. Because they're definitely unleashing the power of the sun.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1032 on: July 23, 2017, 10:21:55 AM »
Gonna give you until tomorrow morning swedish time if any bright ideas show up.....

So maybe 14 hours left....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1033 on: July 23, 2017, 12:57:48 PM »
'Well, Stanley, got any more bright ideas?'
(too plagaristic? ;))
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1034 on: July 23, 2017, 03:00:57 PM »
When you fight over the same Penthouse Magazine.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1035 on: July 23, 2017, 03:05:33 PM »
When you fight over the same Penthouse Magazine.

Not those guys! :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1036 on: July 23, 2017, 03:06:57 PM »
Mr Noodle and Mr Noodle's brother Mr Noodle meet Boo bah.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1037 on: July 23, 2017, 03:08:13 PM »
'Well, Stanley, got any more bright ideas?'
(too plagaristic? ;))

Obviously trying to roper a win.  ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1038 on: July 23, 2017, 03:32:02 PM »
When you fight over the same Penthouse Magazine.

Not those guys! :lol

That's every guy Tim! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1039 on: July 23, 2017, 04:27:39 PM »
SHARP!  DISTANCE!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1040 on: July 23, 2017, 05:00:53 PM »
Something tells me that's not the first large white ball those two have fondled together
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1041 on: July 23, 2017, 05:03:28 PM »
I am the keymaster!


NO!  I AM THE KEYMASTER!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1042 on: July 24, 2017, 01:26:41 AM »
SHARP!  DISTANCE!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1043 on: July 24, 2017, 07:22:00 AM »
YES!!!  lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1044 on: July 24, 2017, 07:22:33 AM »
Giver a go

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1045 on: July 24, 2017, 08:02:17 AM »
Lose one, on to the heart of the sunrise.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1046 on: July 24, 2017, 09:20:01 AM »
Trumps latest tweet to continue his perceived bro-mance with French President Macron
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1047 on: July 24, 2017, 09:44:06 AM »
'Holy sh*t!  Never expected that Shirov king to king's bishop 3 move!'

'I think it was autumn when your turn came up.'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1048 on: July 24, 2017, 12:51:44 PM »
Goodbye my queen of the city of ice

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1049 on: July 24, 2017, 02:52:29 PM »
"Aw nuts!, it is a checkmate"--- "Nuts!  Where's the nuts?"