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Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« on: January 31, 2017, 03:35:29 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2017, 03:43:03 PM »
First new pic of the thread:

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2017, 03:54:47 PM »
First new pic of the thread:



Just like the Cleveland Browns' first pick of the upcoming draft - broken and invisible.  ;)

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2017, 03:57:37 PM »
Off to a roaring start here...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2017, 05:12:49 PM »
Tim has always been small down below.
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“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2017, 06:37:57 PM »
He had his cake and ate it too.
“People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2017, 06:49:10 PM »
Tim has always been small down below.

I saw that. ;)


True story..we once had this salesman at our house. We introduced ourselves and after his spiel, he sits down at our table and says to me, "Now how do you spell your first name?"
I'm like, "My name is Tim."

WTF?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2017, 06:54:57 PM »
 :lol. Caught! 

Some call me..........Tim?
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2017, 09:24:20 PM »
Weird, I couldn't see the link but now it is visible.

Seeing such a small ass made Jamal facepalm himself so hard he knocked himself out.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2017, 03:17:38 AM »
And now the link is not visible.

(hey, I feel left out and discriminated against)

[oy.....it's like Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles in front of a green screen]

oh, you're so big

get your hand off of that

put it in 'here'

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2017, 05:45:38 AM »
You can't see the link?





OK, let me post a new more appropriate picture!






Can you guys see this?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2017, 07:05:09 PM »
Ok, since a few of you couldn't see the first pic, I reposted another yesterday.

Yesterday!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2017, 07:09:47 PM »
Don't lose your head over it Tim.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2017, 07:48:57 PM »
Ray Ray spent most of his career jumping from team to team due to never being able to remember the correct routes to run...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2017, 07:54:57 PM »
This proves the Steelers did steroids.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2017, 08:52:14 PM »
That'll be a 15 yard penalty on the defense for unsportsmanlike conduct - decapitating the passer.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2017, 08:54:04 PM »
How do we undo the superglue?

Okay, on three we pull back really hard. One. Two. Three. Oops...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2017, 10:17:37 PM »
FUMBLE!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2017, 11:26:54 PM »
Tom Brady was suspended an additional four games for this hit.

"Man, Jenkins, when I said to go out there and take his head off, I didn't mean you *literally* do it..."

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2017, 03:36:24 AM »
After hiding their heads in shame for decades, the 2008 Lions went one step further.

The equipment manager for Sleepy Hollow always had problems with one particular player.

Damnit, Wilson, get your head in the game!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2017, 04:41:35 AM »
.....
Oh shit, you're right!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2017, 07:55:24 PM »
Let's wrap this up.

This proves the Steelers did steroids.

Very nice. You're up, Joe!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2017, 04:19:33 AM »
Here you go!

“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2017, 05:23:25 AM »
The prototype Sitmill 3000

'Darnit, where's the remote?'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2017, 06:00:32 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2017, 06:28:49 AM »
After psyching herself out, Judy pulled the trigger on choosing Speed 10.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2017, 07:11:39 AM »
At the Walmart fitness center.

Judy hit the panic stop button as soon as she felt that she was actually exercising.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2017, 07:13:22 AM »
Despite all appearances, those aren't treadmills but rather scales for livestock.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2017, 07:18:49 AM »
Diabetes can lead to confusion, so it was quite a site when Mary cranked up the incline in lieu of the speed.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2017, 10:14:52 AM »
Unable to actually find the spot to place her dildo, Wilma climbed aboard the new Virtual Reality Vibrator.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2017, 11:22:48 AM »
PREPARE SHIP....for LUDICROUS SPEED....!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2017, 12:48:35 PM »
January 3rd at a local Planet Fitness.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2017, 01:36:36 PM »
Can somebody turn this on for me? Anybody?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2017, 02:25:11 PM »
Does this thing get Oprah?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2017, 07:39:09 PM »
Tammys doctor said she needed more iron in here diet, so she chose one large dose of irony.
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