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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #525 on: April 14, 2017, 02:13:08 PM »

I know a guy who took back an American Standard telecaster he bought for himself because someone important to him ridiculed it calling it a "toy guitar".


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« Reply #526 on: April 14, 2017, 02:27:53 PM »
Why are their grits floating around on the breeze?

It's windy where I live. Airborne food is actually a major contributor to the obesity epidemic.

Don't blame it on the food. It's because of people who can't keep their mouths closed.  ;)

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #527 on: April 14, 2017, 02:29:50 PM »
They're still agape at those air-o-planes being able to fly thru the air !

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #528 on: April 14, 2017, 06:52:02 PM »
When you have a hangover and get a migraine. That hurt like a mofo.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #529 on: April 14, 2017, 07:23:42 PM »
Why are their grits floating around on the breeze?

It's windy where I live. Airborne food is actually a major contributor to the obesity epidemic.

Don't blame it on the food. It's because of people who can't keep their mouths closed.  ;)

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #530 on: April 14, 2017, 10:28:31 PM »
Why are their grits floating around on the breeze?

It's windy where I live. Airborne food is actually a major contributor to the obesity epidemic.

Don't blame it on the food. It's because of people who can't keep their mouths closed.  ;)

Fucking pizza attacks me every day.


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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #531 on: April 15, 2017, 09:52:52 AM »
When I'm in line behind someone with 1 item so I think the line will move quickly, but then these math wizards have to spend 10 minutes buying lottery tickets with their welfare money. The only thing better is being behind someone performing the trailer trash trifecta of booze, cigarettes, and lottery tickets. Or for a sports analogy, the white trash hat-trick. Never fails when I'm in a hurry.

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« Reply #532 on: April 15, 2017, 10:38:38 AM »
I can absolutely relate to that given that there are a lot of mouth breathing inbred hicks where I live (posing as middle-upper-class douchebags).

I'll throw in one more amazingly infuriating aspect that I myself see in conjunction with the above post: Their half-wit cracked-out demon child who has seemed to have been raised by Sloth from The Goonies.

I'll piggy back off that irritation by saying that people who think that they have some kind of duty to have kids. You don't need to have kids. Logically, ethically, morally and any other "lly" you can think of, you shouldn't fucking have kids. Because you're a moron. Also, you're ugly. So don't have kids. You stupid ugly fuck.





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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #533 on: April 15, 2017, 10:41:01 AM »
When I'm in line behind someone with 1 item so I think the line will move quickly, but then these math wizards have to spend 10 minutes buying lottery tickets with their welfare money. The only thing better is being behind someone performing the trailer trash trifecta of booze, cigarettes, and lottery tickets. Or for a sports analogy, the white trash hat-trick. Never fails when I'm in a hurry.

I rarely go in gas stations to buy something, but whenever I do, this happens 4 times out of 5.  Oh well, I am a patient guy, so it doesn't send me over the edge or anything, but it's pretty exasperating.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #534 on: April 15, 2017, 08:49:39 PM »
Yeah wind is annoying on a motorbike. I'd rather drive in heavy rain. At least I can go slow. Wind just pushes you around whatever...



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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #535 on: April 16, 2017, 03:46:34 AM »
When I get a proper license ! So...never !!!

Doesn't bother me.

This bike is plenty fast enough to keep up with traffic and I don't have to do loads of extra tests ! :coolio


In the UK you can ride a 125 on a provisional license and a basic road test.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #536 on: April 16, 2017, 04:51:57 AM »
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When people put " x within x !! x-ception !!!!111 "

When, in the movie Inception - it referred to implanting an idea. Not a thing within a thing.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #537 on: April 16, 2017, 05:29:04 AM »
Off the back of the bumblebee thread...


WASPS.

They're like angry little drunk Glaswegians who are permanently spoiling for a fight.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #538 on: April 16, 2017, 06:49:37 PM »
The band, too. Exceedingly irritating.  ;)

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #539 on: April 16, 2017, 07:35:16 PM »
The band, too. Exceedingly irritating.  ;)


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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #540 on: April 16, 2017, 07:48:59 PM »
You obviously don't know the real me.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #541 on: April 16, 2017, 07:49:55 PM »
But I F**k like a beast!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #542 on: April 16, 2017, 08:44:59 PM »
And you smell like one, too.   :lol   :-*

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #543 on: April 18, 2017, 08:26:43 AM »
People who stick their front bumpers out into the road when leaving a parking lot.

People who start into their turns before you've passed them, even when traffic isn't heavy and there's no need.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #545 on: April 18, 2017, 01:06:05 PM »
Today at the government office, to renew an ID that had just expired.

"I'm here to renew this ID"
"Did you bring two pieces of identification?"
"Yeah, here's my driver's license, and of course the ID to be renewed."
"Sorry, can't use the second one, it's expired."

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #546 on: April 18, 2017, 01:47:12 PM »
Today at the government office, to renew an ID that had just expired.

"I'm here to renew this ID"
"Did you bring two pieces of identification?"
"Yeah, here's my driver's license, and of course the ID to be renewed."
"Sorry, can't use the second one, it's expired."

o_O

Bureaucracy.

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I'm sorry. That's just too funny.

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« Reply #547 on: April 18, 2017, 01:51:13 PM »

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #548 on: April 20, 2017, 08:45:14 AM »
When people have mobiles (cell) but leave them at home when they go out.  :angry:

What's the point?!

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #549 on: April 20, 2017, 08:48:47 AM »
When people have mobiles (cell) but leave them at home when they go out.  :angry:

What's the point?!

Maybe that's just what they tell you.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #550 on: April 20, 2017, 08:50:15 AM »
When people have mobiles (cell) but leave them at home when they go out.  :angry:

What's the point?!

Why should I obligated to be reachable at all times? Sometimes I like a day away from the world and those who occupy it.

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« Reply #551 on: April 20, 2017, 09:18:11 AM »
People, People irritate me.  Their all around me. I see them on TV, their in front of me at the drive thru for my coffee, the neighborhood has them, I see YouTube videos of them!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #552 on: April 20, 2017, 09:19:00 AM »
People, People irritate me.  Their all around me. I see them on TV, their in front of me at the drive thru for my coffee, the neighborhood has them, I see YouTube videos of them!

And they're correcting your grammar all the time!
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #553 on: April 20, 2017, 09:20:44 AM »
Those goddamn grammar police too on the internet! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #554 on: April 20, 2017, 09:23:25 AM »
Sons of bitches!
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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« Reply #555 on: April 20, 2017, 09:23:51 AM »
Also, those goddamned grammar police on the internet! :lol

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« Reply #556 on: April 20, 2017, 09:25:23 AM »
You're all in my headlights. :lol

Well, Time to blow off work for an oil change. Those scum bums.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #557 on: April 20, 2017, 09:37:44 AM »
When after a few hours of typing my opinions at people I realise it's 1:30 AM.  :lol 'Night everyone.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #558 on: April 20, 2017, 09:40:25 AM »
When people have mobiles (cell) but leave them at home when they go out.  :angry:

What's the point?!

Why should I obligated to be reachable at all times? Sometimes I like a day away from the world and those who occupy it.

Agreed, so let me add "when you go out with someone and they spend the meal on their phone", if it hasn't been covered 300 times.

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« Reply #559 on: April 20, 2017, 09:59:58 AM »
Those goddamn grammar police too on the internet! :lol

Those goddamn grammar police on the internet, too!

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