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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2017, 08:53:29 PM »
People at my job have a problem pissing in the urinal. Without fail, there is always a puddle of piss so I wind up using one of the stalls instead.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2017, 09:16:58 PM »
you avoid suffocating in your own fumes.

Some of the guys that I've worked with in the past actually enjoy their own fumes. Strange but true  :lol
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2017, 01:47:44 AM »
Sorry to interrupt the poo talk but I have an unrelated complaint. My mother has a "habit" of wearing headphones while listening to music and then singing loudly. It drives me up a fucking wall. She knows she's doing it and does it even when people are doing something that involved them paying attention like doing homework or watching tv or trying to have a phone conversation. She tends to do this thing where she pushes peoples' buttons and does her very best to be as rude and disrespectful as possible towards everyone and then god forbid they get mad and say something to her she then plays the victim card. The headphone thing is part of that and for some reason of all the things she does that fall into this behavioral pattern, this is the one that pisses me off the most.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2017, 04:46:47 AM »
I find public toilets all round just irritating.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2017, 04:57:50 AM »
I find public toilets all round just irritating.

Yup. Just the worst. Unless they're checked and cleaned regularly. Almost nobody uses them like they would use their home toilet.

People are mostly like " Well It's not up to me to clean this place so i'll just make as much mess as I can. Fuck You "
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2017, 05:14:05 AM »
I find public toilets all round just irritating.

Yup. Just the worst. Unless they're checked and cleaned regularly. Almost nobody uses them like they would use their home toilet.

People are mostly like " Well It's not up to me to clean this place so i'll just make as much mess as I can. Fuck You "

I always try and hold off if I can.  I'll put something out there now, I can never shit in a public toilet, I just can't do it.  I have a real problem and possible phobia with public toilets.

And yeah, how people make a mess is just disgusting.  In my work, I have to clean toilets, but I feel sorry for the bastards that clean shopping centre toilets as their job.  They must have stomachs made out of iron.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2017, 06:01:01 AM »
I think people that don't utilize the courtesy flush are Neanderthals.   Animals that should be crapping in the woods. 

Metaphorically, of course.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2017, 09:24:52 AM »
Reading in the UK has urinals in the street for blokes to piss in at night. There's 0% privacy. They retract into the floor in the daytime.

At night they're literally a urinal right there in the street.

I can guarantee that pissed up blokes would deliberately walk up to one of them and piss on the ground next to it.


Like those wankers who finish a can of Stelllaaaaa and just THROW it AT the ground - they don't just drop it on purpose to be a litterbug - they HURL It AT the floor and walk off.

CUNTS.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2017, 09:36:00 AM »
I wish there were urinals outside here in the states. That'd be fantastic.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2017, 09:50:24 AM »
I wish there were urinals outside here in the states. That'd be fantastic.

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« Reply #45 on: January 31, 2017, 11:20:28 AM »
I wish there were urinals outside here in the states. That'd be fantastic.

They are called trees

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2017, 11:29:05 AM »
I hate when people piss while the seat is down and that they never flush.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2017, 11:34:28 AM »
Reading in the UK has urinals in the street for blokes to piss in at night. There's 0% privacy. They retract into the floor in the daytime.

At night they're literally a urinal right there in the street.

I can guarantee that pissed up blokes would deliberately walk up to one of them and piss on the ground next to it.


Like those wankers who finish a can of Stelllaaaaa and just THROW it AT the ground - they don't just drop it on purpose to be a litterbug - they HURL It AT the floor and walk off.

CUNTS.


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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2017, 11:36:05 AM »
Haha. Aldershot is worse. What a shit hole. It's an army town so there's fights in the street on a nightly basis.

Only reason for going there was that they had an amazing all you can eat buffet there with Indian, Italian and Chinese food.

Loved it.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2017, 11:38:04 AM »
Haha. Aldershot is worse. What a shit hole. It's an army town so there's fights in the street on a nightly basis.

Only reason for going there was that they had an amazing all you can eat buffet there with Indian, Italian and Chinese food.

Loved it.

I went to uni in Reading. I actually quite like the place is some respects, but theres a lot of arseholes out on a saturday night.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2017, 01:03:39 PM »
I went to uni in Guildford. Much nicer place. Reading has the canal and Prospect park but not much else going for it.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2017, 05:58:56 PM »
I wish there were urinals outside here in the states. That'd be fantastic.

They are called trees

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #52 on: January 31, 2017, 06:52:05 PM »
Things that don't make sense.

Too many to list.

Oh. And whiny 6 year old girls 😣😫😩

And 7th grade girl drama
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #53 on: February 01, 2017, 08:16:11 AM »
One day the cafe was so busy we got in two teen girls to do the washing up.

I lost count how many times they said "like" in a sentence. 😂
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2017, 04:35:14 AM »
Passive aggressiveness

Just tell me what the problem is. Nothing will ever get solved or addressed if I don't know that there even is a problem.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #55 on: February 05, 2017, 04:37:47 AM »
If you don't know what you did wrong well i'm not going to tell you !!!!
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #56 on: February 05, 2017, 07:25:50 AM »
When you watch a guy cover a solo on YouTube and he has that stupid looong intro with his Channel logo over some ultra generic metal...

Then it says like

" yadda yadda
solo cover
by x_2Metalz4u_x "

On the screen in white for a further 30 seconds..

Then you see him just standing there for ages until the actual solo comes in...Usually pulling faces :lol


..Hey buddy... You don't get more views depending on how long the intro is. Just cut to the chase plz. K thx bai.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2017, 12:46:08 PM »
I hate when people copy and paste posts from Word or Excel....but they do so into the wrong thread.  What a waste of people's time.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #58 on: February 05, 2017, 12:52:01 PM »
It mildly irritates me whenever I know we're going to be slow as hell on Superbowl day... No one in their right mind says "FOOTBALL PARTY AT THE WINE BAR!". No one.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #59 on: February 05, 2017, 01:49:57 PM »
FPS Video games when you die on a boss and you already used up all your ammo.

You come back to life with 0 ammo

And the boss is on 100% health again of course...
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #60 on: February 05, 2017, 02:03:42 PM »
FPS Video games when you die on a boss and you already used up all your ammo.

You come back to life with 0 ammo

And the boss is on 100% health again of course...
Or when they don't let you save at the start of the boss battle and you have to watch the 2-minute cutscene over again every time you die (or trek through 10 minutes of a level to get there again).

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #61 on: February 05, 2017, 02:05:21 PM »
All of the above.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #62 on: February 05, 2017, 03:51:39 PM »
Or when you can't reload a gun AND do anything else.

So if you need to reload - you basically have to stand there and get riddled with bullets...

Cause if you run or shoot - then it doesn't reload.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #63 on: February 05, 2017, 06:34:14 PM »
Reading in the UK has urinals in the street for blokes to piss in at night. There's 0% privacy. They retract into the floor in the daytime.

At night they're literally a urinal right there in the street.

We have one of them in my home town and it is opposite the taxi rank!! No joke, as everyone is queuing up waiting for a taxi they are stood facing a urinal. One time I was caught by police pissing down an alley and they cautioned me about indecent exposure. When I explained that I would be more likely to expose myself to others using the urinal, as it was opposite the taxi rank, they threatened to arrest me. I then mentioned that there had been fight kicking off at said taxi rank, round the corner, when I passed and that this was all really a waste of their time they got really shitty. I really had to bite my tongue to make sure I didn't get arrested.

To be fair I shouldn't be pissing down an alley but it was all so ridiculous!

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #64 on: February 06, 2017, 05:08:32 AM »
Here in Amsterdam (spread across the centre of the city) we have inward-spiraling walls with the bottom cut off, you're supposed to stand in the middle and take a piss, and it has a miniscule drain on the floor in an attempt to drain it away. It's the most disgusting thing ever, the streets literally get flooded with piss.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2017, 05:52:53 AM »
Every morning I pull into my parking space and in rolls some guy in his modified BMW M5. I swear, the fucker redlines it just backing into a parking space. It's deafening and irritating.

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« Reply #67 on: February 06, 2017, 06:12:05 AM »
I had an allergic reaction to Deep Heat spray - which I was using to try and alleviate some muscle sprain.

I find that mildly irritating. :hat
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #68 on: February 07, 2017, 10:22:34 AM »
I'll put something out there now, I can never shit in a public toilet, I just can't do it.

Ah, a kindred spirit. In all my 44 years on this planet, I have only once had to do the business in a public toilet, and that was at Heathrow just before boarding an 11 hour flight to Los Angeles. 10 September 2015, fact fans ;D
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #69 on: February 07, 2017, 10:47:38 AM »
I'll put something out there now, I can never shit in a public toilet, I just can't do it.

Ah, a kindred spirit. In all my 44 years on this planet, I have only once had to do the business in a public toilet, and that was at Heathrow just before boarding an 11 hour flight to Los Angeles. 10 September 2015, fact fans ;D

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