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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #175 on: June 25, 2021, 07:38:56 PM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

Welcome to old age.

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #176 on: June 25, 2021, 10:06:31 PM »
You probably run faster!

It's entirely possible.
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #177 on: June 25, 2021, 10:07:08 PM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

Welcome to old age.

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 :lol  nice.
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #178 on: June 26, 2021, 04:45:27 AM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

I *KNOW* I do.  The gas mileage is better when you drive the speed limit.
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #179 on: June 26, 2021, 05:36:31 AM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

I *KNOW* I do.  The gas mileage is better when you drive the speed limit.

A total Chad thing to say.. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #180 on: June 26, 2021, 06:14:41 AM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

I *KNOW* I do.  The gas mileage is better when you drive the speed limit.

Fuck, so the slower I drive, the more money I save?  I better leaving half an hour earlier for work from now on.
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #181 on: June 26, 2021, 06:38:55 AM »
Leaving work early is never a bad move.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #182 on: June 26, 2021, 06:59:35 AM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

I *KNOW* I do.  The gas mileage is better when you drive the speed limit.

Fuck, so the slower I drive, the more money I save?  I better leaving half an hour earlier for work from now on.

You're such a cheap bastard, you probably will!   :D
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #183 on: June 26, 2021, 07:13:09 AM »
Wait a minute....your girlfriend is upset you didn't invite her and you went anyways?....

Be ready for whenever your girl decides to use this next time you argue. "What about that time you went to hang out with your "girlfriend" without me?"
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #184 on: June 26, 2021, 09:52:14 AM »
Wait a minute....your girlfriend is upset you didn't invite her and you went anyways?....

Be ready for whenever your girl decides to use this next time you argue. "What about that time you went to hang out with your "girlfriend" without me?"

This is what I came here to say.

This whole thread has become like the 4th of July when your friend says, “Hold my beer. I wanna try something.”
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #185 on: June 26, 2021, 01:54:19 PM »
Well, this thread went in a totally different direction than I thought it was going  :rollin




I just came back to say that the whole "women I'm boinking" mentality didn't really last very long for me.  It was confined mostly to my 20's.  I met Mrs. NoseHair in 1989 when I was 25 and I haven't boinked anyone else ever since. 


I was taught my womanizing skills by a real master.  My old man was a genuine asshole and you know how they say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, well, it's very true.  His attitude towards women was they were there to cook, clean and provide him with sexual gratification whenever he wanted it.  He was a serial cheater who even had an affair with my high school guidance counselor and even made a pass at one of my teenage girlfriends once, so it took some time for me to kind of reprogram my attitude about women.  Mrs. NoseHair was very instrumental in that regard. 


Today I regret my attitude back then and I regret using women the way I used them.  I'd never treat a woman like that now. 


I think a lot of us who are "of a certain age" came up in an era when women were expected to cook, clean, make babies and only speak when spoken to.  That's how things were around my house and my old man's friends and bandmates were all womanizing, misogynistic douchebag assholes.  But back then we thought they were so cool.  :facepalm:




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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #186 on: June 26, 2021, 02:48:54 PM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

I *KNOW* I do.  The gas mileage is better when you drive the speed limit.

A total Chad thing to say.. :lol

What's gas mileage? 

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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #187 on: June 26, 2021, 02:50:40 PM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

I *KNOW* I do.  The gas mileage is better when you drive the speed limit.

A total Chad thing to say.. :lol

What's gas mileage?
L/100 km

Or for you Yanks, mpg
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #188 on: June 27, 2021, 03:50:10 AM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

I *KNOW* I do.  The gas mileage is better when you drive the speed limit.

Fuck, so the slower I drive, the more money I save?  I better leaving half an hour earlier for work from now on.

You're such a cheap bastard, you probably will!   :D

Why do you think I'm trying to get better running?  ;D  might be able to ditch the car entirely lol.
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Re: Am I a bad person?
« Reply #189 on: June 28, 2021, 03:03:59 PM »
Hmmm....random thought but thinking about it now, I think I drive like an old fart.   :(

I *KNOW* I do.  The gas mileage is better when you drive the speed limit.

A total Chad thing to say.. :lol

What's gas mileage?
My wife just bought a GMC Sierra, so I don't know what gas mileage is anymore.
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