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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2017, 12:13:17 PM »
It mildly irritates me when I have a tickle in my throat and know I'm getting sick and can't do much about it.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2017, 12:22:18 PM »
Shaker bottles in the office... blend that shit at home.

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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2017, 12:23:38 PM »
It mildly irritates me when I have a tickle in my throat and know I'm getting sick and can't do much about it.

Hear, hear. For me it start with sneezing. The nose's clogged, and whatever I do (be it stay at home or run naked through the fields) a couple of days later I start coughing.

Sometimes I feel that whenever I get the cough, I could as well just not cure myself, and the cough would still pass in the same time it passes while taking medicines.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2017, 12:33:33 PM »
When people censor swears in text. Like, who are you trying to f*cking kid? Everyone knows what you're saying. I don't get it.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2017, 01:17:05 PM »
It's ALWAYS funnier when swearing is censored.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2017, 01:18:03 PM »
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2017, 01:23:59 PM »
When you're taking a peaceful shit at work and someone sits down next to you, huffing and puffing like they're about to have a stroke trying to push out their feces.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2017, 01:25:40 PM »
Thats why I always drop the kids off at the pool at home before work.

When i lived in the city and I had to go whilst in town - I found a customer toilet in some big fancy department store.

They were nearly always empty so you got peace at least.

I also found one in a coffee shop which was surrounded by concrete and no gaps under the door.

So you had 100% privacy.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2017, 02:48:14 PM »
When people censor swears in text. Like, who are you trying to f*cking kid? Everyone knows what you're saying. I don't get it.

On that note, though, I hate this trend on reality TV where everyone swears like a truck driver.   Have some self-control.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2017, 02:51:42 PM »
When people censor swears in text. Like, who are you trying to f*cking kid? Everyone knows what you're saying. I don't get it.

I do that a lot.  :D

 
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2017, 02:54:30 PM »
When people censor swears in text. Like, who are you trying to f*cking kid? Everyone knows what you're saying. I don't get it.

On that note, though, I hate this trend on reality TV where everyone swears like a truck driver.   Have some self-control.

Yeah people who say the F word literally. LITERALLY every other word.

I overheard a conversation once with this London Cabbie type guy who was like

" So i fackin picked up this facking guy right and fackin...I says...where you wanna fackin go mate and he fackin goes I wanna go fackin train station. So i fackin drive him to the fackin train...."

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2017, 03:19:54 PM »
I hate the current line of Chevy commercials.

Real people. Not actors.

Bull sh#t!


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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2017, 03:29:07 PM »
 :lol

I'm tired of Ford vs. Chevy.
                    Dems vs. Reps.
                    Corrs blue cans telling you it's cold enough.
                    Certain commercials that are played every break.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2017, 03:32:01 PM »
Great taste......





.......less filling.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2017, 04:02:50 PM »
I hate the current line of Chevy commercials.

Real people. Not actors.

Bull sh#t!


Sorry Implode.  ;D

Mrs. Dragon, never one to curse, would fill in my line after the one 'nonactor' would comment:  'This feels like Christmas.'

'OH, F*CKING BLOW ME!!!'

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2017, 04:39:08 PM »
I hate the current line of Chevy commercials.

Real people. Not actors.

AUGH. THIS.

Though I do chuckle a little at the unintentional implication that actors aren't real people. :lol
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2017, 04:46:19 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2017, 04:52:34 PM »
When you start a new job and people that have been there 20 years give you shit for being too slow, even though its your first day.

And these are people that I've worked with for 4 years (in a lower position), now on the same level as them. People who I thought were friends.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2017, 05:02:48 PM »
When you're taking a peaceful shit at work and someone sits down next to you, huffing and puffing like they're about to have a stroke trying to push out their feces.

Dude, for real, what's up with that. I have occasionally wondered whether I should check on the well-being of said person.
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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2017, 05:07:00 PM »
Speaking of bathrooms, we need white noise or music going on. Too many times I've stood at the urinal with someone on the toilet trying so hard (and often failing) to hold back huge farts. The dead silence just makes it so damn awkward.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2017, 05:42:48 PM »
Mrs. Dragon, never one to curse, would fill in my line after the one 'nonactor' would comment:  'This feels like Christmas.'

'OH, F*CKING BLOW ME!!!'

Probably why Mr Dragon walks around the house all day going This feels like Christmas This feels like Christmas This feels like Christmas This feels like Christmas This feels like Christmas This feels like Christmas This feels like Christmas This feels like Christmas
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2017, 07:43:57 PM »
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2017, 07:49:13 PM »
He wasn't saying that in his youth.
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« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2017, 07:50:05 PM »
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Then cut your hair, fool. :P

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« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2017, 07:51:03 PM »
He wasn't saying that in his youth.

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« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2017, 07:52:11 PM »
Ah.......o..........k..
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2017, 08:00:08 PM »
Currently it's my co-workers just dropping shit in my mailbox to do because they are lazy

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2017, 08:11:00 PM »
Speaking of bathrooms, we need white noise or music going on. Too many times I've stood at the urinal with someone on the toilet trying so hard (and often failing) to hold back huge farts. The dead silence just makes is so damn awkward.

We have a seriously loud fan going in our bathroom at work and its the best thing evvvvaaarrrrrr lol

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2017, 08:15:55 PM »
When you're taking a peaceful shit at work and someone sits down next to you, huffing and puffing like they're about to have a stroke trying to push out their feces.

Dude, for real, what's up with that. I have occasionally wondered whether I should check on the well-being of said person.
It's always, ALWAYS just an absolute creature of a person who sits down in the neighboring stall.

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« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2017, 08:18:10 PM »
It's times like this I am thankful we have single person restrooms at work. 

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« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2017, 08:36:27 PM »
When you're taking a peaceful shit at work and someone sits down next to you, huffing and puffing like they're about to have a stroke trying to push out their feces.

Dude, for real, what's up with that. I have occasionally wondered whether I should check on the well-being of said person.
It's always, ALWAYS just an absolute creature of a person who sits down in the neighboring stall.

Beat me to it. There's certain etiquette that should always be observed in a public bathroom.

1. If there are multiple stalls, there should always be a minimum of one empty stall between shiters.
2. No conversation while on the throne.
3. Flush the damn urinal/toilet when you're finished.
4. Wash your hands afterwards. I can't stand touching the door handle to exit the restroom after I see some asshole step out of a stall and go directly to the exit. I practically have to take a ton of towels with me after I wash my hands just to touch the door handle.
All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again

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« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2017, 08:39:04 PM »
Flush the toilet before you start wiping to eliminate extra smell.
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« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2017, 08:47:41 PM »
Yeah, if you sense it's going to be an "objectionable" one, just flush every time anything comes out.  If you have to flush five times during the BM, so be it.  Not only is it courteous to anyone who might enter the men's room while you are taking care of business, but you avoid suffocating in your own fumes.