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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1890 on: October 23, 2018, 06:31:46 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1891 on: October 23, 2018, 01:45:36 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1892 on: October 25, 2018, 02:57:40 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1893 on: October 25, 2018, 06:55:36 AM »
That guy looks like a guy I went to law school with (when he was younger, not now).   A couple of you met him at the Maiden show in Brooklyn.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1896 on: October 25, 2018, 09:21:36 AM »
Love that; no doubt he's being schooled at Call of Duty by some modded up 12-year-old with a screen name like "PnkdUpBtch420".  (Yeah, no bitterness here! :))

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1897 on: October 25, 2018, 04:28:04 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1898 on: October 25, 2018, 04:50:48 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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« Reply #1901 on: October 26, 2018, 08:08:26 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1902 on: October 26, 2018, 02:28:26 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1903 on: October 26, 2018, 06:06:24 PM »
"There's some more over there"
That's and oldie but a goodie. I love how his voice goes up a full octave when he hears the fine amount. In this case I don't think it was so much about composure, though. I think most reasonable people would have been far more inclined to bust out laughing at the guy than to taze him or drag him out of the car to kick his ass. Particularly in 1992.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1904 on: October 28, 2018, 02:58:55 AM »


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« Reply #1905 on: October 28, 2018, 06:51:09 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1906 on: October 28, 2018, 06:58:29 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1907 on: October 28, 2018, 05:55:15 PM »
Kick her to the curb!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1908 on: October 29, 2018, 06:19:55 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1909 on: October 30, 2018, 09:34:10 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1910 on: October 30, 2018, 10:45:25 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1911 on: October 30, 2018, 12:09:23 PM »
Shouldn't it be "you shay?" though :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1912 on: October 30, 2018, 12:29:49 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1913 on: October 30, 2018, 01:36:47 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1914 on: October 31, 2018, 05:53:36 AM »
Fun fact: "Your mother was a hamster and your and your father smelt of elderberries" means "your mother was a whore and your father was a drunk"

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1915 on: October 31, 2018, 09:53:35 AM »
Fun fact: "Your mother was a hamster and your and your father smelt of elderberries" means "your mother was a whore and your father was a drunk"
That part I knew. What it took me a long while to figure out was that Ka-Nigits was the bad phonetic pronunciation of knights.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1916 on: October 31, 2018, 10:44:54 AM »
I was the other way around.  I figured out Ka-Nigits, but didn't understand the insult for years.  I just thought it was something funny to say, calling someone's mother a hamster, etc.

If I recall correctly, hamsters are rodents (duh), and rodents are known for their sexual proclivity.  So "your mother was a whore".  Elderberries were commonly used to make cheap wine, and have a distinctive odor.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1917 on: November 01, 2018, 07:30:20 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1918 on: November 01, 2018, 08:03:50 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1919 on: November 01, 2018, 09:13:18 AM »
Fun fact: "Your mother was a hamster and your and your father smelt of elderberries" means "your mother was a whore and your father was a drunk"
That part I knew. What it took me a long while to figure out was that Ka-Nigits was the bad phonetic pronunciation of knights.

 :lol :lol I never got that.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1920 on: November 01, 2018, 11:27:19 AM »
Funny parenting paper text

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« Reply #1921 on: November 01, 2018, 11:29:54 AM »
Funny parenting paper text

Creative parenting at its finest  :lol

Its hard to believe I didn't even have a cell phone until I was 18.

I barely had CABLE when I was 18. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1922 on: November 01, 2018, 11:54:08 AM »
I think 18 was about when cable came out.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1923 on: November 01, 2018, 11:59:13 AM »
I think 18 was about when cable came out.

Well, he debuted first as a baby in 1986, but then as a full adult character in 1990.
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« Reply #1924 on: November 01, 2018, 12:43:29 PM »
My dad had a cable ready TV before anyone in the neighborhood.  I had MTV  before my friends.  It was before the new boxes came out.
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