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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1400 on: April 23, 2018, 08:08:18 AM »
Must be Fargo, ND.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1401 on: April 23, 2018, 08:35:43 AM »
I love that hearse; it looks like it was pieced together in someone's back yard body shop.  Love the huge picture window in the back.  ;)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1402 on: April 24, 2018, 12:07:21 PM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1403 on: April 24, 2018, 12:50:38 PM »
That really made me  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1404 on: April 24, 2018, 01:03:28 PM »
Me too.  In no small part due to the girls' expressions. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1405 on: April 24, 2018, 01:08:30 PM »
Me too.  In no small part due to the girls' expressions. 

Its the guy on the left that made me laugh. Being overdramatic in a way..."I'm dying."
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1406 on: April 24, 2018, 01:16:38 PM »
I just choked on my soda.

:rollin
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1407 on: April 24, 2018, 01:19:20 PM »
That's pretty hilarious.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1408 on: April 24, 2018, 02:15:46 PM »
Would've been better if it was "sammiches"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1409 on: April 24, 2018, 02:56:58 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1410 on: April 25, 2018, 05:30:04 AM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1411 on: April 25, 2018, 08:59:07 AM »
Nice. The only one I can't figure out is the skeletons.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1412 on: April 25, 2018, 09:01:24 AM »
Grateful Dead

Is #1 The Birds or The Black Crows?  I guess either works.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1413 on: April 25, 2018, 09:02:56 AM »
Nice. The only one I can't figure out is the skeletons.

Same here, can't figure that one out. Sounds brittish given the amount of thank yous in there....

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1414 on: April 25, 2018, 09:05:57 AM »
Grateful Dead

Thanks. I was too focused on the specifics of flowers and skeletons. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1415 on: April 25, 2018, 09:18:29 AM »
Took me awhile to get the last one....Duh, its The Doors.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1416 on: April 25, 2018, 09:19:17 AM »
Grateful Dead

Is #1 The Birds or The Black Crows?  I guess either works.

Counting Crows I believe.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1417 on: April 25, 2018, 09:29:29 AM »
Just not sure why there are four classic 60s/70s bands, then 2 from 80s/90s.  Threw me off with the Def Leppard one - cuz I was thinking something 'classic' to do with Leopard.

Whatever... mildly humourous.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1418 on: April 25, 2018, 10:21:51 AM »
First one is counting crows

Ah, yeah that one makes more sense.  Thanks.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1419 on: April 25, 2018, 11:08:28 AM »
Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1420 on: April 25, 2018, 11:24:46 AM »
Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:

Someone needs to start it.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1421 on: April 25, 2018, 11:50:09 AM »
Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:

Someone needs to start it.

MS paint thread v. guess the band...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1422 on: April 25, 2018, 12:17:00 PM »
Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:

Someone needs to start it.

MS paint thread v. guess the band...

Except MS discontinued Paint.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1423 on: April 25, 2018, 01:36:25 PM »
I have Windows 10 and it has Paint.  Isn't 10 the latest version of Windows?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1424 on: April 25, 2018, 01:39:47 PM »
It's still available and will be, just not actively being updated anymore I believe.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1425 on: April 25, 2018, 01:50:23 PM »
Not sure what the issue is, then.  I still use Paint all the time.  99% of the time it's just to crop a picture or something, but it's still fully functional as far as I know.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1426 on: April 25, 2018, 01:55:20 PM »
Not sure what the issue is, then.  I still use Paint all the time.  99% of the time it's just to crop a picture or something, but it's still fully functional as far as I know.

Except for those of us that use (wisely) Mac.   :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1427 on: April 25, 2018, 02:16:53 PM »
So what you're saying is that you don't actually know shit about Windows and your comment about Paint not being supported -- easily disproven -- was really just another weakly attempted slam at Microsoft Windows from a Mac Elitist Snob?  Is that what you're saying?  Because that's what it sounds like.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1428 on: April 25, 2018, 02:24:56 PM »
So what you're saying is that you don't actually know shit about Windows and your comment about Paint not being supported -- easily disproven -- was really just another weakly attempted slam at Microsoft Windows from a Mac Elitist Snob?  Is that what you're saying?  Because that's what it sounds like.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1429 on: April 25, 2018, 02:26:12 PM »
Well, technically he is correct. MS decided to discontinue paint but, after the users complained, they brought it back
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1430 on: April 25, 2018, 02:26:50 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1431 on: April 25, 2018, 04:44:54 PM »
Well, technically he is correct. MS decided to discontinue paint but, after the users complained, they brought it back

^ That's what I'm saying.  That MS users are a bunch of whiny wusses that can't adapt or progress, so the company caved in - and I hadn't heard that news.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1432 on: April 25, 2018, 11:43:39 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1433 on: April 26, 2018, 05:21:08 AM »
^ That's what I'm saying.  That MS users are a bunch of whiny wusses that can't adapt or progress,

Well apple did always have a funny definition of progress where removing features and hardware was considered "progress".
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« Reply #1434 on: April 26, 2018, 07:32:37 AM »
Well, technically he is correct. MS decided to discontinue paint but, after the users complained, they brought it back

^ That's what I'm saying.  That MS users are a bunch of whiny wusses that can't adapt or progress, so the company caved in - and I hadn't heard that news.

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MS created paint 3d which was a progressed version of paint.  But paint is just so simple and easy for the basics that it makes little sense to remove it.