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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1365 on: April 04, 2018, 09:11:07 AM »
I noticed something odd about them, but that didn't click. I was actually thinking the joke had something to do with the guy dry-humping the girl in front.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1366 on: April 04, 2018, 09:22:54 AM »
I noticed something odd about them, but that didn't click. I was actually thinking the joke had something to do with the guy dry-humping the girl in front.

Yea I was focusing on that at first, thought maybe he was stealing the purse (since there was a similar popular picture floating around like that).

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1367 on: April 04, 2018, 01:38:09 PM »
That is one of the more ridiculous ways I've seen someone pose for a picture
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1368 on: April 04, 2018, 05:40:00 PM »
Chino, that is genius.

I absolutely would have never had gotten it, except that I was looking for it since it was in the funny thread. Amazing

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1369 on: April 05, 2018, 05:56:12 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1370 on: April 05, 2018, 06:20:23 AM »
A little racist but still  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1371 on: April 05, 2018, 06:35:55 AM »
So what's the button for? Asking for a friend...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1372 on: April 05, 2018, 06:40:27 AM »
I am guessing it has something to do with social media? Shortcut for Facebook or Twitter.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1373 on: April 05, 2018, 07:14:58 AM »
It's a shortcut to your favorite boy bands RJ.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1374 on: April 05, 2018, 07:33:16 AM »
A little racist but still  :lol

A little?

(I still laughed)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1375 on: April 05, 2018, 07:39:51 AM »
It's a shortcut to your favorite boy bands RJ.

Could also be a shortcut to a very specific kind of pron site...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1376 on: April 05, 2018, 07:41:59 AM »
A little racist but still  :lol

A little?

(I still laughed)

Why is it racist?  He's describing one interpretation of the button.  To my knowledge, he didn't create and/or paint the button.   

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1377 on: April 05, 2018, 07:47:52 AM »
A little racist but still  :lol

A little?

(I still laughed)

Why is it racist?  He's describing one interpretation of the button.  To my knowledge, he didn't create and/or paint the button.   

But he is implying that black people are going to steal his property. Nothing in the button graphic implies theft, that's his implication, presumably based on skin colour.
Which is kind of the joke.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1378 on: April 05, 2018, 07:50:37 AM »
Why is it racist?  He's describing one interpretation of the button.  To my knowledge, he didn't create and/or paint the button.

Always being the life of the party....  :|

But since you asked, his first thought when he sees 2 black guys behind a white guy is theft. Immediately associating skin color with crime is a bit racist.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1379 on: April 05, 2018, 07:58:47 AM »
Stadler, you should update your Avatar tagline to "sucking humour out of the humour threads since 2017"  :lol
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« Reply #1380 on: April 05, 2018, 09:04:44 AM »
I'm calling for Robert Mueller to shift the focus of his investigation to finding the humor that is allegedly here.   :) 

But seriously, not sure how someone pointing out "racism!" doesn't deflate the balloon already.   I'm just piling on at that point.  Whatevs. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1381 on: April 06, 2018, 05:55:12 AM »
oh my god, Japanese commercials  :lol

This one has LONG LONG MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1382 on: April 06, 2018, 01:07:45 PM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1383 on: April 06, 2018, 01:08:55 PM »
No doubt sold by Ed Pinkly
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1384 on: April 06, 2018, 02:22:48 PM »
oh my god, Japanese commercials  :lol

This one has LONG LONG MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
Not the direction I was wanting that to go.

Long Man bears a resemblance to Charles "Mandom" Bronson. No where near as cool, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqA84R0lYU
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1385 on: April 06, 2018, 04:30:59 PM »
I'm calling for Robert Mueller to shift the focus of his investigation to finding the humor that is allegedly here.   :) 

But seriously, not sure how someone pointing out "racism!" doesn't deflate the balloon already.   I'm just piling on at that point.  Whatevs.

I am serious...but for real. Its funny how you always post in the funny threads only to suck out the funny.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1386 on: April 07, 2018, 03:17:17 PM »


Surprised they found this to be honest.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1387 on: April 07, 2018, 03:47:54 PM »
Surprised they found this to be honest.

I'm still not sold that it actually exists. I'm gonna need some more evidence.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1388 on: April 07, 2018, 04:20:45 PM »


Should I assume on the basis of it being able to fit 4 that it's your moms?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1390 on: April 07, 2018, 07:42:49 PM »
I'm calling for Robert Mueller to shift the focus of his investigation to finding the humor that is allegedly here.   :) 

But seriously, not sure how someone pointing out "racism!" doesn't deflate the balloon already.   I'm just piling on at that point.  Whatevs.

I am serious...but for real. Its funny how you always post in the funny threads only to suck out the funny.

That was my version of funny. I thought that first line was hilarious. I laughed out loud as I typed it.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1391 on: April 09, 2018, 07:37:02 AM »






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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1394 on: April 16, 2018, 10:16:00 AM »
Gojira fans in their natural environment  :P

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« Reply #1395 on: April 16, 2018, 10:18:22 AM »
Gojira fans in their natural environment  :P

I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1396 on: April 17, 2018, 02:56:19 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1397 on: April 18, 2018, 08:39:16 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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