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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1015 on: January 14, 2018, 07:28:47 AM »
I asked for this shirt for my 50th birthday.   Lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1016 on: January 14, 2018, 07:35:40 AM »


I've almost done this before.  Beautiful woman on the street looks at me (or so I thought), says "Hi!" and opens her arms, I figured I'd take the hug and figure out who she is later.  Then I heard a guy behind say "Hi!" or something and I turned to see who it was.  They hug.  I felt stupid; should've copped the hug anyway, like this guy did.

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« Reply #1017 on: January 14, 2018, 07:39:38 AM »
I feel like the girl in that gif may not be beautiful though.   Just a gut feeling.


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« Reply #1018 on: January 14, 2018, 07:41:54 AM »
I feel like the girl in that gif may not be beautiful though.   Just a gut feeling.
Honestly, I thought the gag was going to be that it was actually a man in a dress.

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« Reply #1019 on: January 15, 2018, 08:11:01 PM »
@ Joe... I have a tee-shirt (that mrs.jingle got me) that says "My wife says I never listen... or something like that".

Someone needs to get this for Joe for SS next year:

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« Reply #1020 on: January 16, 2018, 05:07:04 AM »
I've seen that shirt on Facebook recently.
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« Reply #1021 on: January 17, 2018, 08:15:45 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1022 on: January 17, 2018, 02:27:59 PM »
lmao, reminds me of this video about guthrie:

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« Reply #1023 on: January 17, 2018, 04:33:19 PM »


As someone who has a Master's in Middle Eastern history....





...that is hilarious.
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« Reply #1024 on: January 17, 2018, 04:34:09 PM »
Care to explain to the rest of us?
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« Reply #1025 on: January 17, 2018, 04:42:51 PM »
Care to explain to the rest of us?

It's just like a funny absurdist thing. It doesn't make any sense, but for some reason I found it hilarious. And I'm usually really sensitive to those subjects.
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« Reply #1026 on: January 17, 2018, 05:22:53 PM »
I was hesitant to share at first but then I realized it's the 'funny stuff' thread and everyone here is mature and smart enough to handle it appropriately and damn it it's just plain funny. Glad I wasn't wrong. :) Adami, do you know who that is in the meme? Is there another level of the joke that's going over my head?
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« Reply #1027 on: January 17, 2018, 05:31:00 PM »
Is it bad that I'm hearing it with the accent? I feel like that really sells the FUNNY...

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« Reply #1028 on: January 18, 2018, 02:52:31 PM »
https://youtu.be/gB9UNGpGOas?t=90

I'm imagining it with that kind of accent.
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« Reply #1029 on: January 18, 2018, 03:03:06 PM »
I was hesitant to share at first but then I realized it's the 'funny stuff' thread and everyone here is mature and smart enough to handle it appropriately and damn it it's just plain funny. Glad I wasn't wrong. :) Adami, do you know who that is in the meme? Is there another level of the joke that's going over my head?

lol I don't recognize him by face.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1031 on: January 22, 2018, 07:16:37 AM »
My buddy's girlfriend had a dream the other night that he cheated on her. She was mad at him all day yesterday.  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1032 on: January 22, 2018, 07:56:00 AM »
My buddy's girlfriend had a dream the other night that he cheated on her. She was mad at him all day yesterday.  :lol

Mrs.jingle has been mad at me for stuff she's dreamed about.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1033 on: January 22, 2018, 12:05:28 PM »
My husband has done this.... can we not make this a "woman" thing?  :-*

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1034 on: January 22, 2018, 01:54:22 PM »
I never understood discussing with your SO dreams that involved cheating on your SO. Why would you even mention it?

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« Reply #1035 on: January 22, 2018, 02:00:09 PM »
Probably because many people believe dreams (I'm not denying this, just don't personally understand how dreams work) have meaning or a reason behind them.  I've had x gf's who told me they've had dreams of me cheating and those ones were gfs who actually would think I would cheat on them so maybe there is a connection to the thought and dream.  Although I never did cheat on them, that type of feeling from a dream would totally come out against me during the day after.

On the other hand, I can't ever recall having a dream of a gf cheating on me and I've also never really thought any of my past gfs would do so (although I've realized after breaking up with a couple of them, that it was possible it happened).

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« Reply #1036 on: January 22, 2018, 02:05:13 PM »
I think if someone is insecure in their relationship and thinks that their SO could cheat, then that could manifest itself as a dream wherein the other person cheats.  Dreams, many believe, are just our subconscious letting things fly.  They don't predict the future or anything like that.

But to wake up and be mad at someone about something you dreamed they did is just stupid.  They didn't actually do it.  You literally just made it up in your head.

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« Reply #1037 on: January 23, 2018, 10:52:53 AM »
My husband has done this.... can we not make this a "woman" thing?  :-*

Well, it really is, mainly, a woman thing.

I've known ladies that got all butt hurt because of a dream. I say "its a dream, I flew and spit fire. You don't see me doing that now."
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« Reply #1038 on: January 23, 2018, 12:30:14 PM »
Probably because many people believe dreams (I'm not denying this, just don't personally understand how dreams work) have meaning or a reason behind them.  I've had x gf's who told me they've had dreams of me cheating and those ones were gfs who actually would think I would cheat on them so maybe there is a connection to the thought and dream.  Although I never did cheat on them, that type of feeling from a dream would totally come out against me during the day after.

On the other hand, I can't ever recall having a dream of a gf cheating on me and I've also never really thought any of my past gfs would do so (although I've realized after breaking up with a couple of them, that it was possible it happened).


Just went back and reread the original posts. I misread. I thought the guy told the girl that he had a dream he cheated on her. Doing that would be stupid and just asking for trouble. That'd be like me telling my GF that I had a dream her sister was giving me a blowjob. There's literally nothing to gain by having that conversation.

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« Reply #1039 on: January 23, 2018, 12:33:24 PM »
Probably because many people believe dreams (I'm not denying this, just don't personally understand how dreams work) have meaning or a reason behind them.  I've had x gf's who told me they've had dreams of me cheating and those ones were gfs who actually would think I would cheat on them so maybe there is a connection to the thought and dream.  Although I never did cheat on them, that type of feeling from a dream would totally come out against me during the day after.

On the other hand, I can't ever recall having a dream of a gf cheating on me and I've also never really thought any of my past gfs would do so (although I've realized after breaking up with a couple of them, that it was possible it happened).


Just went back and reread the original posts. I misread. I thought the guy told the girl that he had a dream he cheated on her. Doing that would be stupid and just asking for trouble. That'd be like me telling my GF that I had a dream her sister was giving me a blowjob. There's literally nothing to gain by having that conversation.

Unless the sister gets wind of it....  ;)

Seriously, though, I'm with you Chino.  There is an obligation to be honest in a relationship, but I don't think that extends to every waking - or sleeping - thought.  If I got an email or text from an old girlfriend out of the blue, I'd probably say something, if only as a proactive measure.  If I dreamed of that old girlfriend out of the blue, that's staying with me and my thoughts.   

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« Reply #1040 on: January 23, 2018, 01:21:29 PM »
So...you're saying I should tell my wife you texted me out of the blue?  As a proactive measure?
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« Reply #1041 on: January 23, 2018, 02:30:54 PM »
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« Reply #1043 on: January 24, 2018, 05:37:47 AM »
 :lol That was awesome.
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« Reply #1044 on: January 24, 2018, 08:08:03 AM »
Found this on the webz.

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« Reply #1045 on: January 24, 2018, 09:38:43 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1046 on: January 24, 2018, 09:46:59 AM »
JP's gained a little weight, but his beard looks great.

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« Reply #1047 on: January 24, 2018, 10:07:12 AM »
I wonder how Mike feels about being portrayed by Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles. 

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« Reply #1048 on: January 24, 2018, 10:52:18 AM »
MP was the one "alter-ego" I couldn't figure out.  Now that I know it's Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles,


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« Reply #1049 on: January 24, 2018, 10:56:52 AM »
Maybe it's because he has a blue beard.

But the others are more obvious/better.
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