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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #946 on: December 10, 2017, 01:36:47 PM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #947 on: December 10, 2017, 02:35:53 PM »
"My safe word is Pineapple Juice"
That cop was a fucking asshole.

edit: Turns out he's not a cop. He's an idiot bail bondsman and a much bigger asshole than I gave him credit for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcyWWb24y68
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #948 on: December 10, 2017, 02:50:20 PM »
What a douche.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #949 on: December 10, 2017, 03:22:50 PM »
But is he even a legit bail bondsman though. I watched some of his other videos and its looking pretty suspect.

And this guy raises some good points on the possibility of fakery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IgS8cnP-YQ

Either way, he totally is a douche though. No doubt about that.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #950 on: December 10, 2017, 03:42:59 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #951 on: December 10, 2017, 03:45:39 PM »
That story was on the MSN home[page earlier this year.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #952 on: December 11, 2017, 07:56:11 AM »
"My safe word is Pineapple Juice"
That cop was a fucking asshole.

edit: Turns out he's not a cop. He's an idiot bail bondsman and a much bigger asshole than I gave him credit for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcyWWb24y68

What am I missing (given that I didn't watch the whole video at the second link)?  I suppose he's a tool for the taze and the sweep, but then again, the guy - while funny - is clearly hopped up on something.   Was he a cop, I'd personally have little problem with anything other than the taze. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #953 on: December 11, 2017, 08:22:50 AM »
I remember when Johnny just asked you to put your hands on the car, frisked you and cuffed you. In 2017 all stops are felony stops. The dude was pretty damned cooperative.

Also, he didn't taze him. He removed the cartridge and then dry fired it to make the clicking noise to scare the guy.
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« Reply #954 on: December 11, 2017, 10:36:41 AM »
I remember when Johnny just asked you to put your hands on the car, frisked you and cuffed you. In 2017 all stops are felony stops. The dude was pretty damned cooperative.

Also, he didn't taze him. He removed the cartridge and then dry fired it to make the clicking noise to scare the guy.

Well, I feel like it's a problem that a bail bondsman is getting that kind of leeway with detaining and searching a guy, but notwithstanding that, cooperative or not, the guy is clearly not all there.   Playing a guitar with five strings, as it were.   Playing solitaire with 48 cards in the deck.    The "I'm so hot" is indicative of being under the influence... I don't know that I would have taken the chance of just having a random conversation if I was a cop and doing that stop.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #955 on: December 11, 2017, 12:07:45 PM »
Real cops have been having those conversations for 200 years. Treating every encounter as if the person were a Taliban insurgent is a relatively new phenomenon. And the dude struck me as a bit loaded and a bit high. He was being a smartass, but he wasn't running amok like some bad After School Special about PCP. He was also very cooperative. Frankly, the knucklehead that busted him was far more a danger.

Bail bondsmen have way to much authority here. I'll be very thankful when that whole fucked up system is done away with. Some cities are finally starting to realize that bail is 12 kinds of stupid.
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« Reply #956 on: December 12, 2017, 07:35:02 AM »
I'm with you; many bail bondsmen are on par with mall cops.   

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #957 on: December 12, 2017, 11:59:39 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #958 on: December 12, 2017, 12:06:17 PM »
 :lol

I'd caption it: Cum to Jamaica for the holidays, but all the people are bundled up!? Where would it be cold enough to wear that much gear yet palms can survive it?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #959 on: December 12, 2017, 12:24:13 PM »
I thought of Palm Springs when I saw it. It'll sometimes drop into the forties there. Looks like there are some people wearing shorts back there, so my guess is that it's somewhat chilly but not terribly cold.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #960 on: December 12, 2017, 12:47:36 PM »
Keep in mind that people from warmer areas react differently to colder temps. Here in LA, I see people bundle up at 60 degrees.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #961 on: December 13, 2017, 07:54:52 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #962 on: December 15, 2017, 08:02:36 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #963 on: December 17, 2017, 08:40:41 PM »
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« Reply #964 on: December 18, 2017, 05:35:13 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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« Reply #966 on: December 18, 2017, 09:56:06 PM »
If I were Kevin Spacey the last thing I'd want right now is to have videos floating about of my brother looking to get a bunch of 12 year old girls drunk in the back of a limo while dressed like Liberace. Nothing good could come of it.
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« Reply #967 on: December 19, 2017, 07:16:59 PM »
Probably more bizarre than funny, but I didn't know where else to post it

Father of 7, age 52 leaves wife and kids to live as a 6 year old girl. And even more interesting he found a couple to actually take care of her as if he was their 6 year old daughter

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #968 on: December 19, 2017, 07:38:17 PM »
I think the major emphasis should be that he created the name Stefonknee.

Amazing
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« Reply #969 on: December 19, 2017, 08:11:18 PM »
Stefonknee, man.  Get it right.



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« Reply #970 on: December 19, 2017, 08:39:26 PM »
I think Stefonknee might be pulling your leg.
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« Reply #971 on: December 19, 2017, 10:01:29 PM »
The human brain is so amazingly complex that I'm pretty sure we'll never know everything about it.  It doesn't surprise me at all that most people's brains don't work 100% properly.  If a person can have "split personalities" or multiple distinct personalities each fully developed but residing in the same head, then I believe the brain of a 52-year-old man can one day decide that it belongs to a 6-year-old girl with a normal name but spelled really weirdly, and that's who the person is now.  Life is weird sometimes.

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« Reply #972 on: December 20, 2017, 01:40:21 AM »
The human brain is so amazingly complex that I'm pretty sure we'll never know everything about it.  It doesn't surprise me at all that most people's brains don't work 100% properly.  If a person can have "split personalities" or multiple distinct personalities each fully developed but residing in the same head, then I believe the brain of a 52-year-old man can one day decide that it belongs to a 6-year-old girl with a normal name but spelled really weirdly, and that's who the person is now.  Life is weird sometimes.

Twas just a play on words Orbert........knee/leg  :)
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« Reply #973 on: December 20, 2017, 07:56:44 AM »
Oh yeah, I caught that.  I'm just commenting in general about some of the more unusual personality issues I've read about lately.

I mean, I can understand transgender.  If you are born male but realize at some point that you think of yourself as female and wish to be treated that way, or the other way around, I guess I can handle that.  Fine, you're female.  But to suddenly decide you're not just female, but a six-year-old female?  That seems oddly specific, and to me points to not just a gender issue, but a personality disorder, maybe akin to schizophrenia, although I'm definitely no expert.

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« Reply #974 on: December 20, 2017, 08:25:16 AM »


Don't know if it's funny but it made me smile.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #975 on: December 20, 2017, 08:47:43 AM »
Was waiting for the inevitable nut-shot.  Was disappointed.

Still cool.
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« Reply #976 on: December 20, 2017, 08:52:28 AM »
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« Reply #977 on: December 20, 2017, 09:58:48 AM »
Was waiting for the inevitable nut-shot.  Was disappointed.

Still cool.

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« Reply #979 on: December 26, 2017, 08:36:42 AM »
It's the most wonderful time of the year: time to see what people stuck in their bodily cavities this year. Probably NWS, but hilarious.

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