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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #665 on: August 09, 2017, 05:37:23 PM »
From my time in retail, I can totally see how that could happen. Seasonal signs come in and you are just told to put them everywhere. And if the managers of that store were as dumb as the ones at mine, they probably looked directly at it and walked away not ever realizing the potential issue.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #666 on: August 09, 2017, 05:41:47 PM »
Plus imagine some employees wanting a laugh.

All of us can picture Tio putting that sign there on purpose.
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« Reply #667 on: August 09, 2017, 05:55:02 PM »
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« Reply #668 on: August 09, 2017, 06:57:49 PM »
I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
Well now that's what I thought, but behind the guns are more guns, and behind those guns are boxes of rifle ammunition. That sign is right in the middle of the guns and ammo section. Not even fishing or camping stuff.

Well holy shit then.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #669 on: August 10, 2017, 06:24:13 AM »
Ugh. I'm so sick of seeing that. I hate Walmart to death but have to defend them here. That sign is part of a display for superhero backpacks in the back to school section. Some rogue employee or a customer that it'd be hysterical to move it.

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« Reply #670 on: August 10, 2017, 06:03:16 PM »
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« Reply #671 on: August 13, 2017, 07:15:45 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #672 on: August 13, 2017, 04:32:15 PM »
Holy shit  :lol

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« Reply #673 on: August 13, 2017, 08:22:14 PM »


It's a simple distinction really.
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« Reply #674 on: August 13, 2017, 08:22:49 PM »
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« Reply #675 on: August 13, 2017, 10:06:53 PM »
Yep

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« Reply #676 on: August 13, 2017, 11:44:34 PM »
Is that Fred Armisen?  :lol
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« Reply #677 on: August 14, 2017, 12:05:20 AM »
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« Reply #678 on: August 14, 2017, 07:08:37 AM »
Danzig is way cooler.  And that is BY FAR the best that whatshername has ever looked.  (Not on the Carrie Brownstein bandwagon, either comedically or musically). 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #679 on: August 14, 2017, 07:23:04 AM »
I'm team sigourney. She looks so damn fine in that alien photo. Danzig is danzig and everything, but he needs to hit the gym. His body aint beach ready

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« Reply #680 on: August 14, 2017, 10:38:11 AM »
Team Sigourney as well. Not only is she infinitely more talented and more successful.....Danzig won't even let children hold his hand.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #681 on: August 14, 2017, 11:06:27 AM »
I have no idea who Danzig is, but I didn't have any problem telling her apart from Sigourney.  The shape of the jaw is completely different.

It seems Danzig is a "he" but that doesn't really change anything.  Still no idea who she is.

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« Reply #682 on: August 14, 2017, 12:41:09 PM »
Have you guys lost your funny bone? :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #683 on: August 14, 2017, 04:04:50 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #684 on: August 15, 2017, 07:26:48 AM »
I have no idea who Danzig is

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« Reply #685 on: August 15, 2017, 09:55:01 AM »
Still don't know who she is.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #686 on: August 15, 2017, 11:22:37 AM »
He, and he wrote the song Mother, and I'm surprised you never heard it.
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« Reply #687 on: August 15, 2017, 11:38:30 AM »
I'm familiar with "Mother" by Pink Floyd from The Wall, and "Mother" by The Police from Synchronicity.  I've never heard of Danzig.  According to Wiki:
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"Mother" is a song by American heavy metal band Danzig. It was originally released in August 1988 as the lead single from their debut album, Danzig.

It's possible that I've heard it, but I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised if I don't recognize some song by an 80's metal band.

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« Reply #688 on: August 15, 2017, 12:26:54 PM »
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« Reply #689 on: August 15, 2017, 01:09:46 PM »
I'm familiar with "Mother" by Pink Floyd from The Wall, and "Mother" by The Police from Synchronicity.  I've never heard of Danzig.  According to Wiki:
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"Mother" is a song by American heavy metal band Danzig. It was originally released in August 1988 as the lead single from their debut album, Danzig.

It's possible that I've heard it, but I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised if I don't recognize some song by an 80's metal band.
I actually mostly know that song from GTA: San Andreas, probably the first time I heard it.  :P
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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« Reply #691 on: August 16, 2017, 09:28:07 AM »
:lol My favourite is "'Promiscuous' Millennials Are Killing McDonald's". I'm sure there's probably some context to their use of the word promiscuous here, but I'd rather just imagine it's exactly what you think.

Bunch of newspaper headlines targeted right to the oldies who will eat this shit right up.
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« Reply #692 on: August 16, 2017, 09:30:22 AM »
^ exactly.

"are killing brunch"   :lol
"aren't hypocrites, they just prefer to kill trees" ... coming from a newspaper!   :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #693 on: August 16, 2017, 09:35:02 AM »
I wonder if Millennials killed JFK.

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« Reply #694 on: August 16, 2017, 10:18:19 AM »
 :lol damn millennials ruining everything

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« Reply #695 on: August 16, 2017, 10:23:44 AM »
:lol damn millennials ruining everything

Dude, they don't just ruin it, they KILL it. Everything you cherish fondly from your past, they've KILLED in cold blood like a pack of heartless young leeches, laying waste to everything you hold dear.
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« Reply #696 on: August 16, 2017, 10:39:20 AM »
:lol damn millennials ruining everything

Dude, they don't just ruin it, they KILL it. Everything you cherish fondly from your past, they've KILLED in cold blood like a pack of heartless young leeches, laying waste to everything you hold dear.

And now millennials are killing this thread

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« Reply #697 on: August 16, 2017, 10:39:55 AM »
Millennials aren't just killing the thread, they're killing forums, they're killing social media, and they're killing the internet!
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« Reply #698 on: August 16, 2017, 11:18:36 AM »
First off, I agree with all of that.  Millennials are ruining everything.  But why is there a picture of egg on toast in the middle?

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« Reply #699 on: August 16, 2017, 11:45:30 AM »
Because millennials.