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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #595 on: July 05, 2017, 03:28:05 PM »
Dad opens and tries to eat stinkiest food on the planet with his family around....


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #596 on: July 05, 2017, 05:04:14 PM »
I know it's suppose to be funny but as always with videos like that, they're doing it wrong for comedic effect. It's fermented fish and it will stink but you get used to it though. There's better ways to open it like putting it in a bag and open it, that way it dosen't spray everyway. You eat it by putting small pieces on a thin crispy bread along with sliced potatoes, sour cream/creme fraiche, diced onions and chives served with a nice lager and of course snaps.  :tup
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #597 on: July 05, 2017, 05:09:36 PM »
Aaaaand there goes the funny...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #598 on: July 05, 2017, 11:36:55 PM »
Sorry  :P Here's my favourite: https://youtu.be/Cqe8iUjmLds
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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« Reply #600 on: July 08, 2017, 10:17:56 AM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #603 on: July 17, 2017, 01:04:04 PM »
I laughed way too hard when I saw this.

Apparently this guys does a lot of random videos like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #604 on: July 20, 2017, 10:34:58 AM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #605 on: July 20, 2017, 10:59:48 AM »
With 34 reviews, he must have made more than that!  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #606 on: July 24, 2017, 09:20:35 AM »
The video is not really that funny but this line have too be from some John Cleese sketch  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #607 on: July 30, 2017, 04:54:20 AM »














That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #608 on: July 30, 2017, 06:28:54 AM »
Whoa, that C&H took an unexpected turn.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #609 on: July 30, 2017, 07:00:28 AM »
Woooooow. Going places where....


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #610 on: July 30, 2017, 10:49:16 AM »
I don't follow any Hentai, and don't know many hicks, so it caught me off guard.  I guess I've lived a sheltered life.  I did find it funny, I'm just not used to "mainstream" going there.  Yet.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #611 on: July 30, 2017, 05:55:23 PM »
It's the next rubicon, albeit not for me. 

I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

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« Reply #612 on: July 30, 2017, 06:11:01 PM »
Shit son.  70's bitches did that to Atari cartridges.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #613 on: July 30, 2017, 08:00:05 PM »
And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

And there goes the funny.  Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.
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« Reply #614 on: July 30, 2017, 08:11:49 PM »
And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

And there goes the funny.  Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.


Yup.  Stadler need to think with his groin once in a while.
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« Reply #615 on: July 30, 2017, 08:25:47 PM »
I would let her blow on my cartridge.  :eyebrows:

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« Reply #616 on: July 30, 2017, 08:32:46 PM »
I would let her blow on my cartridge.  :eyebrows:

Or your melodica thingy.
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« Reply #617 on: July 30, 2017, 10:07:11 PM »
I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.
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« Reply #618 on: July 30, 2017, 10:30:02 PM »
I don't think I ever once had to blow into any of my N64 cartridges, or SNES cartridges for that matter. It was the NES cartridges that were notorious for having people blow into them when they didn't work. So, the reference seems wrong to me anyway.

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« Reply #619 on: July 30, 2017, 10:31:27 PM »
This thread blows  ;D
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« Reply #620 on: July 30, 2017, 10:32:01 PM »
I don't think I ever once had to blow into any of my N64 cartridges, or SNES cartridges for that matter. It was the NES cartridges that were notorious for having people blow into them when they didn't work. So, the reference seems wrong to me anyway.

Nope, I had to do that to my N64 games too.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #621 on: July 30, 2017, 10:37:28 PM »
It's the next rubicon, albeit not for me. 

I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

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« Reply #622 on: July 31, 2017, 07:55:50 AM »
And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).

And there goes the funny.  Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.

That's fine; just here for a public service.  Next time you respond to that ad "Hot girls in your neighborhood!  Looking for SEX!" and the person at your door is a 45 year-old man with a half beard, an adult diaper and a bottle of Popoff vodka, don't say I didn't warn you!


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« Reply #623 on: July 31, 2017, 07:57:02 AM »
I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.

Learn something new; that was standard operating procedure with the SNES.   The old Atari too, if memory serves.  I never played the 64.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #624 on: July 31, 2017, 08:00:22 AM »
I love the "Original/Remix" one.   And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me). 

That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.

Learn something new; that was standard operating procedure with the SNES.   The old Atari too, if memory serves.  I never played the 64.

I had to blow on my N64 cartridges all the time. Nintendo actually discouraged people from doing so, though I'm not sure why. They even released a kit to use rather than blowing on it.


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« Reply #625 on: July 31, 2017, 10:00:23 AM »
Moisture (or in some poor kids' case, actual spit) from your mouth could damage the exposed connectors of the PCB. I'm sure it's rare but with how many kids blew on their cartridges, I have no doubt some actually killed their ROM carts instead of cleaning them.



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« Reply #626 on: July 31, 2017, 10:02:48 AM »
Maybe this girl is a master of blowing it while bone dry. :zydar:


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« Reply #628 on: July 31, 2017, 10:30:57 AM »
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Irish Family Tradition

Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Paddy's 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Mick took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother.

"Granny," he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Paddy's troubled brown eyes and said, "Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen over, and you were born in August, ya dip shit."