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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #385 on: April 20, 2017, 10:31:58 PM »
I don't get it.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #386 on: April 20, 2017, 11:01:37 PM »
Took me a second, but eye get it now.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #387 on: April 21, 2017, 03:46:41 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #388 on: April 21, 2017, 06:16:27 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #389 on: April 21, 2017, 06:35:12 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #390 on: April 21, 2017, 09:43:39 PM »
Hey, you stole my gif from the Vlasto thread :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #391 on: April 21, 2017, 09:56:06 PM »
 :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #392 on: April 21, 2017, 10:33:40 PM »
I still don't get the Whitaker pic. Please help!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #393 on: April 21, 2017, 10:41:03 PM »
I still don't get the Whitaker pic. Please help!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #394 on: April 21, 2017, 10:57:44 PM »
Cover the right side of the picture, including half of his face, divided right down the middle.  The time is 4:19.

Cover the left side of the picture.  The time is 4:20.  Look at his eye(s).  Consider the significance of 4:20.



If "4:20" means nothing to you, then you will not get the joke.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #396 on: April 24, 2017, 06:46:28 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #397 on: April 24, 2017, 08:43:04 AM »
Hey, you stole my gif from the Vlasto thread :lol
lol, I couldn't remember where I had gotten it from.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #398 on: April 28, 2017, 07:51:51 AM »
Not sure why I found this so funny.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #399 on: April 28, 2017, 08:06:43 AM »
Also in the category of I'm not sure why I find this funny, but do:






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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #400 on: April 28, 2017, 08:10:53 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #401 on: April 28, 2017, 10:10:54 AM »


 :rollin

Also, that 4:20 above it really stumped one of my friends  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #402 on: April 28, 2017, 02:01:52 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcC-RPq388g

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #404 on: May 05, 2017, 05:01:34 PM »
:lol  Nice lighthearted laugh for a Friday afternoon.  And not to overanalyze humor, but it has a really nice logical build to it.  The first two are "okay, not bad for Internet humor; just enough to crack a smile."  Then the third one gets a legitimate laugh, and it keep up and slightly ramps up that pace until you get to the last one, which is more of a "WTFLOL."  Nicely done, knife humor man.  Nicely done.  :clap:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #405 on: May 05, 2017, 05:30:31 PM »
:lol Exactly!  I love the way it starts rather sedately, then by the end you're using a cutlass to spread mayo on a sandwich and it's not even the most ridiculous thing you've read.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #406 on: May 05, 2017, 07:09:20 PM »
Vegan Black Metal Chef uses some awesome knives for his cooking. They're not sharp and his skills are weak, but they sure look metal AF.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #407 on: May 05, 2017, 10:49:34 PM »
Cant watch video because I am at work, but from what I've been told, that dude is fucking awesome. My buddy (who is a vegan...) has chilled with him a couple times.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #409 on: May 06, 2017, 03:52:10 PM »
^^

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #410 on: May 06, 2017, 05:09:49 PM »
 :natalieportman: Moo ?


Anyway I laughed at the Flanders one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #413 on: May 08, 2017, 03:31:41 PM »
Every time someone posts a GIF I lose some IQ points....














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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #416 on: May 11, 2017, 11:20:51 AM »
That's what you get for cutting corners. :neverusethis:

And being a nerd, I had to double check their calculation. :lol It checks out, luckily.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #417 on: May 11, 2017, 12:05:41 PM »
I'd have cut it twice into four small pieces and carried them 2 at a time, thus delivering all of the material in a still stackable form.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #418 on: May 11, 2017, 12:20:18 PM »
I would have quit and gone home. Why would I want to work for a company that requires me to push stuff while wearing a suit out in the desert?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #419 on: May 11, 2017, 02:17:17 PM »
Sisyphus didn't get a choice.