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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #350 on: April 13, 2017, 03:24:01 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #351 on: April 15, 2017, 02:01:27 PM »











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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #352 on: April 15, 2017, 03:07:26 PM »
Chad would love the last one. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #353 on: April 16, 2017, 06:33:33 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #354 on: April 16, 2017, 10:46:16 AM »
That's how Tom Cruise prefers to travel nowadays.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #355 on: April 16, 2017, 11:06:19 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #356 on: April 16, 2017, 04:31:45 PM »
Mischief managed, clearly.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #357 on: April 17, 2017, 04:10:28 PM »
"suppose to?"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #358 on: April 18, 2017, 09:04:52 AM »
Looking forward to my favourite Trump impersonator getting his own show - April 27th after The Daily Show

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #359 on: April 19, 2017, 09:39:17 AM »
Chicken coupe



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #360 on: April 19, 2017, 09:46:33 AM »
Well, technically, it has no doors.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #361 on: April 19, 2017, 11:10:47 AM »
I considered that, but sometimes you just have to go with it.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #362 on: April 19, 2017, 01:53:46 PM »
Well, technically, it has no doors.

Buzzkill.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #363 on: April 19, 2017, 02:11:17 PM »










That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #364 on: April 20, 2017, 06:14:51 AM »
 :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #365 on: April 20, 2017, 06:18:26 AM »
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #366 on: April 20, 2017, 06:30:58 AM »
Those were fantastic Chad! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #367 on: April 20, 2017, 10:09:33 AM »
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #368 on: April 20, 2017, 10:15:54 AM »
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #369 on: April 20, 2017, 10:21:11 AM »
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.

If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #370 on: April 20, 2017, 10:23:19 AM »
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.

If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.

It's ok, I want them to know. I want them to have to see every dirty filthy midget video that I'm watching every night. Otherwise I'd just use a VPN.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #371 on: April 20, 2017, 10:52:28 AM »
God. Damn. Right.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #372 on: April 20, 2017, 10:53:40 AM »
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.

To be fair, I think they are likely used to it  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #373 on: April 20, 2017, 10:57:56 AM »
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.



I feel that way just from reading your DTF posts, never mind what else you're doing on the internet.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #374 on: April 20, 2017, 11:09:43 AM »
 :police: :heart

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #375 on: April 20, 2017, 12:08:29 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #376 on: April 20, 2017, 12:13:49 PM »
 :lol   some white castle though...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #377 on: April 20, 2017, 12:35:29 PM »
I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol

Or just use DuckDuckGo.

It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.

If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.

It's ok, I want them to know. I want them to have to see every dirty filthy midget video that I'm watching every night. Otherwise I'd just use a VPN.

Still not safe.  ;)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #378 on: April 20, 2017, 01:30:34 PM »
God. Damn. Right.

Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.

Now that it's been established we all thought you to look like Sam Kinison or someone of that ilk, is it strange I finish reading every post of yours with the thoughts of

AAAAHHH, AAAAHHHH, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #379 on: April 20, 2017, 03:30:16 PM »
SAY IT!  SAY IT!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #380 on: April 20, 2017, 03:33:13 PM »
SAY IT!  SAY IT!

All right. I'll say it. Cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #381 on: April 20, 2017, 03:37:31 PM »
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #382 on: April 20, 2017, 03:51:22 PM »
I wasn't in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While PUSSIES like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the GODDAMN BEATLE ALBUMS! OH! OH! OH!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #383 on: April 20, 2017, 05:00:16 PM »
Are you peeing?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #384 on: April 20, 2017, 10:19:07 PM »