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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #980 on: December 26, 2017, 08:48:12 AM »
It's the most wonderful time of the year: time to see what people stuck in their bodily cavities this year. Probably NWS, but hilarious.

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493

I am crying with laughter at the last section  :lol


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #981 on: December 26, 2017, 09:02:44 AM »
Bike reflector in regina, I can't even begin to understand that....

What?!?!?  Cyclists in Saskatchewan can't be safety conscious?   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #982 on: December 26, 2017, 09:21:02 AM »
I'm particularly amused by "patient said he has coin in ass from one month ago"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #983 on: December 26, 2017, 09:35:56 AM »
Bike reflector in regina, I can't even begin to understand that....

What?!?!?  Cyclists in Saskatchewan can't be safety conscious?   :lol

LOL, maybe a Kardashian had a cyclist tour group come through.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #984 on: December 26, 2017, 04:00:56 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #985 on: December 27, 2017, 08:21:55 AM »













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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #986 on: December 27, 2017, 09:00:37 AM »
Great batch. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #987 on: December 27, 2017, 11:21:01 AM »
It's the most wonderful time of the year: time to see what people stuck in their bodily cavities this year. Probably NWS, but hilarious.

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493

I am crying with laughter at the last section  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #988 on: December 27, 2017, 11:58:59 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #989 on: December 28, 2017, 12:05:56 PM »
Somebody reported an error to Spotify. They made him a playlist in return :lol


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« Reply #990 on: December 28, 2017, 12:29:54 PM »
^^ I've actually heard they've done this a lot, and not just for people reporting errors. It's definitely one of the coolest customer support responses out there.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #991 on: January 02, 2018, 04:06:05 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #992 on: January 02, 2018, 09:05:10 PM »
Ouch.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #993 on: January 02, 2018, 11:44:02 PM »
Poor Brian. She is hot.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #994 on: January 03, 2018, 07:31:49 AM »
Poor Brian. She is hot.

I feel worse for Bryan.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #995 on: January 03, 2018, 07:43:36 AM »
Poor Brian. She is hot.

I feel worse for Bryan.


Well the Y question got answered, so I assume he's Brian now.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #996 on: January 03, 2018, 09:08:08 AM »
Poor Brian. She is hot.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #997 on: January 03, 2018, 09:14:33 AM »
All three are better off without the bitch.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #998 on: January 03, 2018, 10:00:06 AM »
She's been treating me fine for the last week or so.   :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #999 on: January 09, 2018, 09:16:46 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1000 on: January 10, 2018, 10:21:13 AM »
I would do that though.  And wait and see how long it takes her to pull her face out of that fucking phone and notice.   :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1001 on: January 10, 2018, 10:43:55 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1002 on: January 10, 2018, 11:40:20 AM »
Either that, or the woman is not his wife and the person taking the picture knows it.  :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1005 on: January 12, 2018, 08:38:38 AM »
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« Reply #1006 on: January 12, 2018, 09:27:06 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1007 on: January 12, 2018, 09:56:17 AM »
Asian girls are easily impressed.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1009 on: January 12, 2018, 11:10:31 AM »
We like Dream Theater
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1010 on: January 12, 2018, 11:50:36 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1011 on: January 12, 2018, 01:20:15 PM »
Asian girls are easily impressed.

What is that on the left?  I can't figure out her expression; is she impressed with the not-that-impressive guy in the briefs, or is she reacting to what looks like the real deal in front of her.  In which case, why aren't the other women looking there?  I'm so confused. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1012 on: January 12, 2018, 01:26:20 PM »
Asian girls are easily impressed.

What is that on the left?  I can't figure out her expression; is she impressed with the not-that-impressive guy in the briefs, or is she reacting to what looks like the real deal in front of her.  In which case, why aren't the other women looking there?  I'm so confused.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1013 on: January 12, 2018, 02:26:35 PM »
There's a joke out there somewhere about flat noses I think......
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1014 on: January 14, 2018, 07:18:23 AM »
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