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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #840 on: November 03, 2017, 11:10:08 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #841 on: November 03, 2017, 12:44:32 PM »
:lol includes the pack of cigarettes he went out for
A Nelson Muntz reference, I believe.

Nah, I remember the joke of the dad leaving the house to get a pack of cigarettes and never returning as far as back as the early 90s in Europe. It was a common thing to joke about.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #842 on: November 05, 2017, 12:20:53 PM »
It's a common phrase, the Simpsons writers just picked it up.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #843 on: November 05, 2017, 01:07:46 PM »
It's a common phrase, the Simpsons writers just picked it up.
Yeah, and the Simpsons actually had several excuses for Nelson's abandonment. The first was that he went out to buy Pop-Tarts and never returned. When they finally addressed the matter the story was much better. He mistakenly ate a candy bar with nuts in it, and swelled up like John Merrick. Before he could seek treatment he was picked up by a circus and put on display. As a circus geek audience members would throw peanuts at him, thus never allowing his condition to improve or even explain his predicament.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #844 on: November 08, 2017, 07:17:12 AM »




Not a funny, but WOW!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #846 on: November 08, 2017, 07:52:48 PM »
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« Reply #847 on: November 08, 2017, 08:18:33 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #849 on: November 09, 2017, 08:35:49 AM »
I laugh out louded at that last one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #853 on: November 11, 2017, 04:53:14 AM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #854 on: November 11, 2017, 05:34:19 PM »
God damn. How bout a NSFW warning next time.  :'( Poor feller didn't stand a chance.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #855 on: November 13, 2017, 10:37:19 AM »
Looks like the Pepsi can got popped.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #856 on: November 13, 2017, 01:01:04 PM »
Looks like drug related violence, they were all on coke.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #857 on: November 13, 2017, 01:03:19 PM »
Looks like drug related violence, they were all on coke.

Must've happened at a Steel Panther party then.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #858 on: November 14, 2017, 12:32:14 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #860 on: November 17, 2017, 12:13:07 PM »
And now the right thread:


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U.S. Navy pilot draws obscene pictures over Washington state

A U.S. Navy pilot drew obscene pictures in the sky over Washington state on Thursday, CBS affiliate KREM-TV reports.

Viewers contacted the station after watching a plane draw what appeared to be crude depictions of a penis in the sky in Okanogan County, which borders Canada. The station posted pictures of the drawings on its website. (Warning: Some viewers may find the pictures offensive.)

A mother in Okanogan, Washington, told the station she was upset because she might have to explain the drawings to her kids.

The Navy told the station that the aircraft involved was based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island off the Washington coast. The air station's website describes it as the "premier naval aviation installation in the Pacific Northwest."

In a statement to the station, the Navy said the incident was "unacceptable."

"The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable," the Navy said.

An FAA official told the station there was nothing the agency could do about the incident because it "cannot police morality."

I don't know what's funnier. The fact that this guy pulled this off, or that the news affiliates have to bury the picture and post offensive content warnings about it.

In any case, the navy can issue all the public apologies and platitudes it likes, but this guy is now a fucking legend amongst naval aviators. The press officer publicly chastising him right now will be the first of many to buy him a beer tonight.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #861 on: November 17, 2017, 12:13:50 PM »





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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #862 on: November 17, 2017, 12:20:17 PM »
And now the right thread:


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U.S. Navy pilot draws obscene pictures over Washington state

A U.S. Navy pilot drew obscene pictures in the sky over Washington state on Thursday, CBS affiliate KREM-TV reports.

Viewers contacted the station after watching a plane draw what appeared to be crude depictions of a penis in the sky in Okanogan County, which borders Canada. The station posted pictures of the drawings on its website. (Warning: Some viewers may find the pictures offensive.)

A mother in Okanogan, Washington, told the station she was upset because she might have to explain the drawings to her kids.

The Navy told the station that the aircraft involved was based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island off the Washington coast. The air station's website describes it as the "premier naval aviation installation in the Pacific Northwest."

In a statement to the station, the Navy said the incident was "unacceptable."

"The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable," the Navy said.

An FAA official told the station there was nothing the agency could do about the incident because it "cannot police morality."

I don't know what's funnier. The fact that this guy pulled this off, or that the news affiliates have to bury the picture and post offensive content warnings about it.

In any case, the navy can issue all the public apologies and platitudes it likes, but this guy is now a fucking legend amongst naval aviators. The press officer publicly chastising him right now will be the first of many to buy him a beer tonight.






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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #863 on: November 17, 2017, 12:23:55 PM »
What's funny is that el Barto said the guy "pulled it off" when referring to a huge penis in the sky.  ;) :) :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #864 on: November 17, 2017, 01:17:44 PM »


Speaking, I think, for the majority of women.  Even in the sky, we STILL don't want to see an unsolicited dick pic.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #865 on: November 17, 2017, 01:25:52 PM »
Women don't like unsolicited dick pics??  Oh crap.....
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #866 on: November 17, 2017, 02:09:37 PM »
I just wanted to share the way I saw this article...
https://deadspin.com/u-s-navy-is-very-sorry-that-their-pilot-drew-a-dong-in-1820533129

"U.S. Navy Is Very Sorry That Their Pilot Drew A Dong In The Sky"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #867 on: November 17, 2017, 03:23:23 PM »
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« Reply #868 on: November 17, 2017, 06:10:37 PM »


Speaking, I think, for the majority of women.  Even in the sky, we STILL don't want to see an unsolicited dick pic.

 :rollin


Haha, that's priceless. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #869 on: November 17, 2017, 07:02:00 PM »
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« Reply #870 on: November 17, 2017, 07:35:31 PM »
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« Reply #871 on: November 17, 2017, 07:38:42 PM »
"I suppose you're all wondering why I've asked you here this morning..."

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #872 on: November 17, 2017, 09:07:02 PM »
As is his right.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #873 on: November 18, 2017, 09:02:39 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #874 on: November 19, 2017, 02:53:38 PM »
:lol

Not gonna lie back in college I wouldn't be surprised if I made a post like that