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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #735 on: September 07, 2017, 06:36:21 AM »
As her father, I can't TELL you how proud I am...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #736 on: September 07, 2017, 06:46:06 AM »
Trump: Climate change is a hoax.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #737 on: September 07, 2017, 09:09:04 PM »
Like a Boss:




Like a Next Level Boss:




For the King:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #738 on: September 07, 2017, 09:15:13 PM »
Amen Chad.  Amen.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #739 on: September 08, 2017, 06:32:50 AM »

Like a Next Level Boss:





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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #740 on: September 22, 2017, 01:55:53 AM »
There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him. And now he's died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #743 on: September 22, 2017, 03:54:13 PM »
Hell yeah, Dallas!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #744 on: September 22, 2017, 03:58:04 PM »
 :lol

Look at the one kid on the left in freefall.  That's gonna leave a mark.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #745 on: September 22, 2017, 04:11:18 PM »
I think he's on a swing, actually.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #746 on: September 22, 2017, 05:24:28 PM »
I think he's on a swing, actually.

That would make more sense.   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #747 on: September 22, 2017, 06:21:04 PM »
I will choose to believe he is falling

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #748 on: September 22, 2017, 11:20:30 PM »
Yeah, I definitely prefer to believe he's falling to his doom.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #749 on: September 23, 2017, 06:32:32 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #751 on: September 25, 2017, 02:43:07 AM »
:lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #753 on: September 27, 2017, 11:56:49 AM »
Makes me wonder what is actually going on and why some guy is taking notes  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #754 on: September 27, 2017, 12:16:43 PM »


 Fake. It's been proven that he does not poop.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #755 on: September 29, 2017, 01:14:05 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #756 on: September 29, 2017, 01:30:38 PM »
Actually....

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #759 on: September 29, 2017, 02:00:43 PM »
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #760 on: September 29, 2017, 03:13:03 PM »
I once bought a book of 1001 computer programmer jokes.

There were only 9 jokes.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #761 on: September 29, 2017, 03:23:54 PM »
I guess the joke was on you then, ha!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #762 on: September 29, 2017, 11:25:35 PM »
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

My friend chose that as his school yearbook quote, and obviously whoever copied it in didn't get the joke, because they retyped it as "ten". :facepalm:
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #763 on: September 30, 2017, 04:15:56 AM »
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

My friend chose that as his school yearbook quote, and obviously whoever copied it in didn't get the joke, because they retyped it as "ten". :facepalm:

 :lol :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #764 on: September 30, 2017, 06:38:19 AM »
Failure.  Most people probably thought that that was about the stupidest thing they'd ever read.  (You can't say the joke out loud.  It doesn't work.)

On the other hand, the true geeks got to enjoy a meta-joke, recognizing that "ten" is actually "10".  Like the first derivative of a joke.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #766 on: September 30, 2017, 04:08:31 PM »
Not sure the anti-trans joke were necessary, but the dog ones were cute.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #767 on: September 30, 2017, 05:58:50 PM »
Not sure the anti-trans joke were necessary, but the dog ones were cute.

Indeed. You can knock that kind of stuff right off.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #768 on: October 01, 2017, 06:17:33 AM »
Not sure the anti-trans joke were necessary, but the dog ones were cute.

Indeed. You can knock that kind of stuff right off.

Apologies... I didn't view them as "anti" to the issue, but just a poke of fun at it.
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