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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #245 on: March 30, 2017, 10:24:33 AM »
Short story:

Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.

One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.

Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #247 on: March 30, 2017, 10:49:01 AM »
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I think they should just do that anyway.

Do a series of Celebrity Big Brother but don't tell any of the people on there that are desperate to be on TV - that nobody is watching.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #249 on: March 30, 2017, 11:40:10 AM »
Short story:

Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.

One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.

Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #250 on: March 30, 2017, 12:00:19 PM »
Short story:

Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.

One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.

Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise.  :lol
Holy shit  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #251 on: March 30, 2017, 12:08:59 PM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #252 on: March 30, 2017, 12:16:26 PM »
How about

" I guess it's funny because Star Wars ? ? ? "

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #253 on: March 30, 2017, 12:31:46 PM »
"My melancholy wants to rest in the hiding places and abysses of perfection. This is why I need music." –Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #254 on: March 30, 2017, 01:04:51 PM »
Laughed way too hard at that Jesus one.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #255 on: March 30, 2017, 01:08:27 PM »
Oh my God
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #256 on: March 30, 2017, 01:48:24 PM »
Gonna have to explain that one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #257 on: March 30, 2017, 01:52:47 PM »
Google Cash me Ousside, watch that horribly annoying video, then come back and attribute its meaning to this.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #258 on: March 30, 2017, 02:00:22 PM »
Or better yet, stay as far away from that video as possible.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #259 on: March 30, 2017, 02:01:50 PM »
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #260 on: March 30, 2017, 02:10:01 PM »
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

It's a short video.

White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.

Audience not happy.

Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #261 on: March 30, 2017, 02:19:40 PM »
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

It's a short video.

White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.

Audience not happy.

Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.

Meme is born.

In her accent it comes out as "Cash me ousside, how 'bou 'da?"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #262 on: March 30, 2017, 02:20:57 PM »
Her accent just happens to be "street".

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #263 on: March 30, 2017, 02:38:02 PM »
You mean like she fell and busted her mouth on the street?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #264 on: March 30, 2017, 02:43:57 PM »
It's not a terrible video, but just the fact that it a) caught on and b) is landing her a TV deal says way more about our society than I want to believe.

Back to the funnies, guys!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #265 on: March 30, 2017, 02:49:17 PM »
That Jesus thing I posted made my fucking day.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #266 on: March 30, 2017, 03:47:46 PM »






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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #267 on: March 31, 2017, 12:38:59 AM »
Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?

It's a short video.

White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.

Audience not happy.

Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.

Meme is born.

Wasn't that girl like, 14 or something? Made me seriously slap my forehead.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #268 on: March 31, 2017, 08:54:57 AM »
Yup, and the family is now making money hand over fist. 'Murica kids...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #270 on: April 01, 2017, 03:40:12 PM »
Haha that last one.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #271 on: April 01, 2017, 04:15:12 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #272 on: April 01, 2017, 04:27:22 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #273 on: April 01, 2017, 05:21:11 PM »
Genuine laugh out loud for me!  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #275 on: April 03, 2017, 08:03:07 PM »
:P



Well, I like that map because it totally gives New York claim over New England!  ;)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #276 on: April 03, 2017, 08:13:58 PM »
Really? When people meet someone from New England, you want them to think "new york"?

I'd re-think that.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #277 on: April 03, 2017, 08:15:15 PM »
No, I want people to devour their soul.

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« Reply #278 on: April 03, 2017, 08:17:08 PM »
Ohhhhhhh, I gotcha. Carry on then good sir!
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