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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1995 on: November 19, 2018, 01:57:08 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1996 on: November 19, 2018, 01:59:43 PM »
 :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1997 on: November 20, 2018, 03:04:55 PM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1998 on: November 20, 2018, 03:19:46 PM »
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1999 on: November 20, 2018, 03:32:41 PM »
Add in "Huggies Diapers = 22.00 x 2 years"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2000 on: November 20, 2018, 04:53:53 PM »
Also "Trojan Condoms = $3.25 once a year" for fans of prog-metal  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2001 on: November 20, 2018, 04:54:59 PM »
Also "Trojan Condoms = $3.25 once ever" for fans of prog-metal  :biggrin:

Fixed.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2002 on: November 20, 2018, 04:58:30 PM »
Also "Trojan Condoms = $3.25 once a year" for fans of prog-metal  :biggrin:

So you were the one with that one condom in your wallet that would make that "ring" in your corduroy back pocket for all to see.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2003 on: November 21, 2018, 03:11:14 AM »
They should have a similar sign by the AIDS medication.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2004 on: November 21, 2018, 11:27:12 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2005 on: November 21, 2018, 12:05:38 PM »
At first I thought that that was going to be an analogy to arming the teachers with handguns, which I think is not only a horrible idea, but downright batshit-fucking-insane.

But I don't think it's that, so it's pretty funny.  You don't argue with the guy holding a sword in your face.

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« Reply #2006 on: November 22, 2018, 06:03:51 PM »
Puddin Pop with Skittles

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2007 on: November 23, 2018, 06:11:07 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2008 on: November 23, 2018, 08:09:51 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2009 on: November 23, 2018, 08:21:06 AM »
His pointing beam sent me on the right path!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #2010 on: November 23, 2018, 11:33:13 AM »
Look at all those conjured barriers.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2011 on: November 23, 2018, 08:53:26 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi-caIgzshY

Lols (for me) started at 1:56
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2012 on: November 23, 2018, 09:00:03 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi-caIgzshY

Lols (for me) started at 1:56

Well, based on the inconsistent tempo and strange drum beat parts, he could be a shoe in for Metallica.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2013 on: November 26, 2018, 12:46:19 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2014 on: November 26, 2018, 03:19:17 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2015 on: November 26, 2018, 03:52:51 PM »
Spot on with both of those.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2016 on: November 26, 2018, 04:01:43 PM »
Spot on with both of those.

Yep. I’ve used the ‘as I detailed in my prior email’ as well.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2017 on: November 27, 2018, 03:48:31 AM »


Now she's just a HO.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2018 on: November 27, 2018, 05:07:28 AM »
:clap:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2020 on: November 27, 2018, 08:21:48 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2021 on: November 27, 2018, 09:46:37 AM »
yup pretty much  :lol and makes me so thankful for the USB C

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2022 on: November 27, 2018, 02:06:12 PM »
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2023 on: November 27, 2018, 05:20:06 PM »
Lol. So true Gary.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2024 on: November 27, 2018, 08:28:27 PM »
I have no idea who this band is but this is easily the greatest band hiatus announcement message I've ever seen.

https://www.facebook.com/witchrot/photos/a.605851069834154/605848263167768/?type=3&theater

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Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however will continue the band in another space and time, being ripe with hate the music is slowly flowing and without a doubt will become the most devastating, torturous music I have ever created. Thanks for the support, stay heavy - Peter

Also our drummer died...
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« Reply #2025 on: November 27, 2018, 09:03:59 PM »
Damn, that is somewhat intense.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2026 on: November 27, 2018, 09:14:47 PM »
I have no idea who this band is but this is easily the greatest band hiatus announcement message I've ever seen.

https://www.facebook.com/witchrot/photos/a.605851069834154/605848263167768/?type=3&theater

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Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however will continue the band in another space and time, being ripe with hate the music is slowly flowing and without a doubt will become the most devastating, torturous music I have ever created. Thanks for the support, stay heavy - Peter

Also our drummer died...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2027 on: November 28, 2018, 07:55:01 AM »






That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2028 on: November 28, 2018, 07:57:53 AM »
"Ho-ho-ho" is brilliant.  :lol 

I don't get the Arnold one.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2029 on: November 28, 2018, 08:01:05 AM »
"Ho-ho-ho" is brilliant.  :lol 

I don't get the Arnold one.

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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