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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #176 on: February 25, 2017, 06:43:00 AM »
I saw #6 before but they are all pretty great

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #177 on: February 25, 2017, 07:30:50 AM »
I like picture number 9.  That smoke(or clouds?) in the background makes the picture.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #178 on: March 04, 2017, 04:32:26 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #179 on: March 04, 2017, 04:34:50 AM »
The first one :lol

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« Reply #180 on: March 04, 2017, 04:36:56 AM »
Yes indeed but it works without the caption too.

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« Reply #181 on: March 04, 2017, 07:20:02 AM »
I love the Hulk one :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #182 on: March 04, 2017, 09:35:45 AM »
Every Adrenaline Mob fan was recently asked if they were excited about their new album.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #183 on: March 04, 2017, 02:40:43 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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« Reply #185 on: March 04, 2017, 07:58:50 PM »
So does men's bank accounts.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #187 on: March 09, 2017, 03:16:29 AM »
Hahaha, all woman wants to shop and all men wants is for women to shut up. That's so funnyyyyyyy.
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« Reply #188 on: March 10, 2017, 11:08:34 AM »
What are the odds?

Two brothers in Pennsylvania bought PowerBall tickets (separately) and both won!


James matched all the numbers and won the jackpot, while Bob matched... um... fewer numbers, and won a smaller amount.  But they were both winners and happy enough to pose for pictures.


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« Reply #189 on: March 10, 2017, 11:11:19 AM »
Hahaha, all woman wants to shop and all men wants is for women to shut up. That's so funnyyyyyyy.


:lolpalm: ISNT IT THOUGH !!!!! Men V women seems like a really obvious topic for stand up comedians. but none of them have ever explored it !!! crazy !!!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #190 on: March 10, 2017, 11:30:46 AM »
Sometimes I work from home, which is always a nice option when you can get it.  When my kids were younger, they had trouble with the concept that Daddy's working right now, and you can't bother him.  But at least I wasn't an expert on international politics being interviewed live by the BBC from my home office.

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« Reply #191 on: March 10, 2017, 11:52:51 AM »
Hilarious! I work from home sometimes too and yes, it can be really hard if it is a day my daughter doesn't have school. That video would only have been better if the family dog started barking.
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« Reply #192 on: March 10, 2017, 12:11:10 PM »
I love how mom/nanny/housekeeper sneaks back at the end and closes the door, and you can still hear one of the kids screaming through the closed door as they continue the interview.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #193 on: March 10, 2017, 02:22:34 PM »
The hate the guy is getting online is ridiculous. Either he didn't react enough and has a heart of stone, or he rudely stiffarmed his kid, or didn't acknowledge them because the "trivial" interview was too important. FFS just laugh at the situation. I think it was fine, and justifiably funny.
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« Reply #194 on: March 10, 2017, 02:36:58 PM »
Absolutely.  I was literally in tears from laughing.  It's been a long time since that's happened.

Also, I thought he handled it just fine.  When Daddy's working, you leave him alone.  The kids don't really get that, but he was fine.  I don't have an actual office at home, or even "office area", but the PCs are in the basement, and when Daddy is down there working, you don't go down there.  If I had an office, I'd close the door and my kids would know you do not open that door, ever.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #195 on: March 10, 2017, 02:39:07 PM »
I think everyone in the entire video was fine. He was working, trying his hardest to remain professional, the kids were being kids, and the mom was desperately trying to right the ship while remaining as inconspicuous as possible. People just feel the need to pass judgment and put themselves on pedestals. I honestly don't know if I'd be able to remain as poised in the same situation.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #196 on: March 10, 2017, 02:43:49 PM »
British = Unflappable poise

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« Reply #197 on: March 10, 2017, 03:49:27 PM »
British = Unflappable poise

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #198 on: March 11, 2017, 04:18:07 AM »
There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him. And now he's died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #200 on: March 11, 2017, 03:33:02 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #201 on: March 11, 2017, 03:34:07 PM »
Sir did you just assume my identity...?!?!?! :angry:

Well you look, sound and dress like a girl and your name is Anna. WTF do i call you ? ::)

We're in the era of the precious little snowflake.

Nobody can do anything anymore. If a guy pushes a woman out of the way of an oncoming car - she'll probably sue him for groping her and assuming that she needs saving

because she's "just a woman" and she wouldn't have been able to stop the car herself :angry: !!!!

If I hold the door open - It's not because I think you're WEAK and FEEBLE. It's because I was raised to be a gentleman.


These people really put the "ME" in meme :neverusethis:


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« Reply #203 on: March 13, 2017, 08:19:35 AM »
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« Reply #204 on: March 13, 2017, 08:56:01 AM »
The bummer is how poorly written the actual text is because of it.
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« Reply #205 on: March 13, 2017, 12:39:47 PM »



Amen to this.

I know it's easy to look at this and laugh, but I love it. Sure, it's simplified, and their are plenty of real issues for people now to be worried about, but the fact is we've come so far in medicine, labor laws, globalism, etc that we don't have all the issues of the past, and that's a great thing. If being offended is the communal worst thing we've got to worry about, hooray on our accomplishments as a species.

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« Reply #206 on: March 13, 2017, 12:54:50 PM »
The bummer is how poorly written the actual text is because of it.

I find that more funnier.
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« Reply #207 on: March 14, 2017, 05:52:39 AM »
If being offended is the communal worst thing we've got to worry about, hooray on our accomplishments as a species.
Except it's not.

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