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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1225 on: February 23, 2018, 06:31:05 PM »
Man, how demoralizing must it be cleaning one of those things up after you, um, finish with it.

What, you don't like donut glaze? :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1226 on: February 23, 2018, 06:31:29 PM »
Not only is the hand cheaper, but WAY less stress and way more satisfying honestly. With my ex I was constantly worried about the condom breaking, coming off or whatever. There was always that anxiety and I couldn't completely enjoy myself. And now a days, you have to have lawyer in the room to make sure you're not accused of anything and I'm not into show and tell  ;). None of that with the hand.

I don't know if I can ever bring myself to get a doll though. We'll see I guess. I'm not totally ruling it out, but as king said, the hand gets the job done and is fiscally responsible. So it really just comes down to cost/benefit analysis.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1227 on: February 23, 2018, 06:33:54 PM »
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.
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« Reply #1228 on: February 23, 2018, 06:34:42 PM »
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.

You WERE the moment
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« Reply #1229 on: February 23, 2018, 06:36:05 PM »
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.

You WERE the moment

I didn't know king was the physical embodiment of time.


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« Reply #1230 on: February 23, 2018, 06:37:57 PM »
Chad is right. What is a condom? I have those up 26 years ago.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1231 on: February 23, 2018, 06:38:07 PM »
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.

You WERE the moment

I didn't know king was the physical embodiment of time.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1232 on: February 23, 2018, 06:39:19 PM »
Chad is right.

I'll take "Things Seldom Heard in the Jingle Household" for $400, Alex.
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« Reply #1233 on: February 23, 2018, 06:40:20 PM »
Not one did I worry about a condom breaking.  I was in the moment.

You WERE the moment

I didn't know king was the physical embodiment of time.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1234 on: February 23, 2018, 06:40:56 PM »
Chad is right.

I'll take "Things Seldom Heard in the Jingle Household" for $400, Alex.

Savor the moment.  *clink*
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1235 on: February 24, 2018, 04:47:49 AM »
He died as he lived. With a smile on his face.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1237 on: February 26, 2018, 06:18:19 AM »


Wild dingo eating a shark. Australia. Not. Even. Once.

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« Reply #1238 on: February 26, 2018, 06:30:22 AM »


Wild dingo eating a shark. Australia. Not. Even. Once.

How dare you insinuate that about our country.



Our wildlife is way tougher than that. Eating a shark? Pathetic.

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« Reply #1239 on: February 28, 2018, 07:57:57 AM »


Boy I hope this one is fake, lol
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« Reply #1240 on: February 28, 2018, 02:01:18 PM »
Must be the most frustrating thing ever to have to fight with your own reflection, luckily few people reach a state like this guy:

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« Reply #1241 on: February 28, 2018, 02:27:51 PM »
Damn... I hope he was hammered (then it's funny) and not due to some form of dementia (cuz then it's sad).
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1242 on: February 28, 2018, 07:07:28 PM »
I'm guessing dementia, mainly because even I've never been that hammered, and I'm in the drinking hall of fame.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1243 on: February 28, 2018, 08:34:37 PM »
I'm guessing dementia, mainly because even I've never been that hammered, and I'm in the drinking hall of fame.

Frst ballot?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1244 on: February 28, 2018, 09:56:11 PM »
I'm going with hopped up on goofballs. Dude's got pretty good balance to be that drunk, and it doesn't look like dementia to me. I like that he was so courteous to his adversary, though. Twice he stepped aside and waved him on.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1245 on: February 28, 2018, 10:37:23 PM »
I'm guessing dementia, mainly because even I've never been that hammered, and I'm in the drinking hall of fame.

I'll second the drinking part. If he's drunk then...forget side affects, life choices or alcoholism, that's just impressive on a scale of the human body's adaptivity.

I can't say I've seen someone with dementia act that way (two grandparents, now) but who knows. He doesn't look too old though, and it looks like some security of sorts hauls him off at the end so I'm gonna guess that he's fucked up on some serious stuff.

Didn't touch my funny bone one bit but it's interesting...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1246 on: March 01, 2018, 07:01:42 AM »
Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake?  Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny. 

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« Reply #1247 on: March 01, 2018, 07:08:08 AM »
Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake?  Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.

I don't know if you subscribe to Youtube channels or not, but I follow this really awesome guy called Captain Disillusion. He's a video making whiz who breaks down a lot of viral videos frame by frame and tears them apart. Turns out many of them are sponsored and created by studios for anywhere from $50K-$150K. There was a viral video a while ago that featured this guy doing all kinds of tricks with a tape measure at a construction site. It turns out a window company funded the filming of it and the CGI work ('twas fake) and just made sure one of their windows and logo was in every shot.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1248 on: March 01, 2018, 09:06:23 AM »
Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake?  Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.

I don't know if you subscribe to Youtube channels or not, but I follow this really awesome guy called Captain Disillusion. He's a video making whiz who breaks down a lot of viral videos frame by frame and tearing them apart. Turns out many of them are sponsored and created by studios for anywhere from $50K-$150K. There was a viral video a while ago that featured this guy doing all kinds of tricks with a tape measure at a construction site. It turns out a window company funded the filming of it and the CGI work ('twas fake) and just made sure one of their windows and logo was in every shot.

He does some really cool stuff. Check him out.

God damn I really hate people sometimes. It was nice to see Instagram, or maybe it was the FCC or whatever, requiring people to disclose in their posts if they are a paid spokesperson for whatever product they are talking about. As opposed to pitching some face cream or whatever in the guise that they actually use it on their own accord.

I have been puzzled and gone on many a rant about creating viral content. I guess I'm just too old to get (at the ripe age of 33).

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1249 on: March 01, 2018, 11:42:43 AM »
Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake?  Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.

That definitely crossed my mind too. It looks pretty legit though with the way that the people around him are acting but...maybe they're doing just that, acting.

I wouldn't say it's cynical by today's standards. Though I struggle to think of how this would benefit any company, and this guy surely doesn't seem like the Youtube type, so that's where I threw the idea out.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1250 on: March 01, 2018, 02:12:15 PM »
He died as he lived. With a smile on his face.

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« Reply #1253 on: March 02, 2018, 12:33:32 PM »
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« Reply #1254 on: March 02, 2018, 12:45:54 PM »
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“The student used extremely poor judgment in making the comment, but in light of the actual circumstances, there was clearly no evidence to support criminal charges,”

Uh, how 'bout there's no basis to support criminal charges. Christ, what if the kid's folks were lawful gun owners?
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« Reply #1256 on: March 05, 2018, 11:56:15 AM »
Excellent!  :lol

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« Reply #1257 on: March 05, 2018, 04:36:35 PM »
He died as he lived. With a smile on his face.

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« Reply #1258 on: March 05, 2018, 11:44:22 PM »
That is so true for so many people and situations that it makes me wince.

A mental line drawn that almost no one like that can see or separate.

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« Reply #1259 on: March 06, 2018, 06:18:48 AM »
You could easily put an arrow to the guy that says "Stadler" and an arrow to the girl that says "Mrs. Stadler".