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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1645 on: July 18, 2018, 09:10:40 PM »
This guy..this guy...




































was an ASSHOLE!

Love it! You're up!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1646 on: July 19, 2018, 03:28:11 PM »
Yay!


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1647 on: July 19, 2018, 03:36:34 PM »
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1648 on: July 19, 2018, 04:18:10 PM »
"Night gathers and my watch begins ..."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1649 on: July 19, 2018, 04:49:17 PM »
Do they have a team up there?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1650 on: July 19, 2018, 06:02:02 PM »
See ya later, white spread.

Who's the coach up there?? Drake?
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1651 on: July 19, 2018, 06:03:42 PM »
Peace out ya’ whiny a$$ liberal bit%h
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1652 on: July 19, 2018, 08:18:35 PM »
Hey, do you have Alec Baldwin/Lena Dunham/Chloe Sevigny/Keegan-Michael Key/Barbra Streisand's phone number?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2017/01/16/where-are-they-now-these-23-celebrities-said-theyll-leave-the-country-if-trump-wins-n2272070


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1653 on: July 19, 2018, 09:15:52 PM »
So.....can you smoke a Maple Leaf?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1654 on: July 20, 2018, 04:12:39 AM »
What's a Tavares?

Well, at least Boston will be easier to beat than LA.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1655 on: September 28, 2018, 11:14:05 AM »
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

~T.S. Eliot

Should we play Taps for this thread then?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1656 on: October 03, 2018, 06:32:58 AM »
Damn, looks like I dropped the ball!

Who's the coach up there?? Drake?

The winnah!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1657 on: October 03, 2018, 01:18:41 PM »
Thanks.  I've been holding my breath for 3 months.

I'll get to this next week.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1658 on: October 03, 2018, 01:20:03 PM »
Yeah, no rush. :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1659 on: October 08, 2018, 08:43:58 PM »
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This weeks (hopefully not months) scene.

Things not to bring to the bathtub.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1660 on: October 09, 2018, 05:39:29 AM »
220, 221...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1661 on: October 09, 2018, 07:13:32 AM »
Your wife's sister. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1662 on: October 09, 2018, 09:55:39 PM »
^
classic Robert Schimmel: 
So I'm in bed with my wife one night, and she goes, 'Bob, what's your biggest sexual fantasy?' And I say, "to have a threesome with your sister."

Little did I know that her fantasy was for me to have to sleep alone in the car that night.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1663 on: October 09, 2018, 10:34:17 PM »
Soap.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1664 on: October 14, 2018, 07:12:34 PM »
Your wife's sister.

Slim competition, but this was a good chuckle.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1665 on: October 15, 2018, 06:31:08 AM »
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I think this is fair game, if not a little U.S. centric.   So, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande (pronounced Gran-DEE, by the way) broke up this weekend.  Word is, it's because...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1666 on: October 15, 2018, 06:47:29 AM »
Pete finally listened to her music.

Ariana finally watched a SNL skit with Pete.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1667 on: October 15, 2018, 07:09:07 AM »
He wasn't grande enough

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1668 on: October 15, 2018, 07:14:28 AM »
Ariana found out the carpet didn't match the drapes.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1669 on: October 15, 2018, 11:00:15 AM »
Ariana found out the carpet didn't match the drapes.

Hers.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1670 on: October 15, 2018, 11:05:02 AM »
Ariana found out the carpet didn't match the drapes.

Hers.

You've seen "his" die job right?
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1671 on: October 15, 2018, 11:15:34 AM »
I have no idea who Pete Davidson is, and only know who Ariana Grande is because that (hilarious) crack that dude made about her name at that funeral somehow made national headlines.

So... I got nothing on this one. 
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