My Not So Awesome New Underwear....

[The Walrus]

I can't fathom north; wouldn't pinching it between the waistband and the skin be potentially HARMFUL?  Stick your arm in the air and hold it there and see how long before it starts to tingle because of lack of blood flow.

Don't knock it til you try it. Next time you can, try up periscoping yourself. It'll kill it in no time, painlessly. Restricts the blood flow, therefore it shrinks and slinks out of the waistband. 

[jammindude]

I can't fathom north; wouldn't pinching it between the waistband and the skin be potentially HARMFUL?  Stick your arm in the air and hold it there and see how long before it starts to tingle because of lack of blood flow.

Stands... it is not necessary to wear them THAT tight. 

Now that I’m 50, I don’t get as many unexpected “surprise boners” as I once did. But I would still be terrified that I would get one while “facing north” and then run the risk of getting arrested in the grocery store. I do tend to wear my t-shirts overlong though, so maybe I’ll try it.

[Elite]

Re: the OP

What the hell is a fly hole?

You’re kidding right?

It’s the useless area in the front of most men’s underwear where you could feasibly reach in and pull your “Junior Jammin” out so you can pee. Which of course, no one actually uses. 

Actually no

I've never seen that. Is it an actual hole in the front? WHY!?

[jammindude]

Re: the OP

What the hell is a fly hole?

You’re kidding right?

It’s the useless area in the front of most men’s underwear where you could feasibly reach in and pull your “Junior Jammin” out so you can pee. Which of course, no one actually uses. 

Actually no

I've never seen that. Is it an actual hole in the front? WHY!?

Not exactly. There are two overlapping flaps (so that you’re not just dangling out when you’re not using it) that are kept in place by elastic and you reach around one and then around the other to pull your willie out through the underwear.

Am I being trolled? Someone post a picture.

[hefdaddy42]

We're not THAT kind of site, jammin.

[jammindude]

We're not THAT kind of site, jammin.

....of the UNDERWEAR. 

[jingle.boy]

The left or right decision is taken out of the hands for those that had a Mohel with a shaky hand.

Or so I’m told.

[Stadler]

Re: the OP

What the hell is a fly hole?

You’re kidding right?

It’s the useless area in the front of most men’s underwear where you could feasibly reach in and pull your “Junior Jammin” out so you can pee. Which of course, no one actually uses. 

Actually no

I've never seen that. Is it an actual hole in the front? WHY!?

Not exactly. There are two overlapping flaps (so that you’re not just dangling out when you’re not using it) that are kept in place by elastic and you reach around one and then around the other to pull your willie out through the underwear.

Am I being trolled? Someone post a picture.

Reach around???   I would think a flyhole doesn't even come into play for that, no?

[jingle.boy]

Am I being trolled? Someone post a picture.

Holy shit did I just take one for the team.  I advise against Google Image search 'Mens underwear".  Some things can't be unseen.



For Elite's benefit, the left side of the image is more like a pocket/flap.  Peel that over, and a corresponding flap underneath can be spread to release the Kracken.

[Elite]

I've literally never seen anything like that. Is this some sort of North America thing?

[jammindude]

TAC...you said something about this thread going next level...

 

[The Walrus]

Am I being trolled? Someone post a picture.

Holy shit did I just take one for the team.  I advise against Google Image search 'Mens underwear".  Some things can't be unseen.



For Elite's benefit, the left side of the image is more like a pocket/flap.  Peel that over, and a corresponding flap underneath can be spread to release the Kracken.

This type of underwear makes me so uncomfortable. It's so close to the skin. The flaps specifically trap in all the stank funk from your junk. Then you gotta peel the flaps back and then stuff it all back in like you're stuffing a pillow into its case :vomit.emoji:

Also the design where it just draws all attention to your magnum dong really makes me uncomfortable. Boxers FTW. 

[Dublagent66]

I've literally never seen anything like that. Is this some sort of North America thing?

Underwear with a flyhole has been around a long time as far as I know.  I used to wear them before the miracle of men's bikini briefs came out.  No flyholes in this guy's junk bras. 

[Podaar]

I've literally never seen anything like that. Is this some sort of North America thing?

Underwear with a flyhole has been around a long time as far as I know.  I used to wear them before the miracle of men's bikini briefs came out.  No flyholes in this guy's junk bras. 

Or as they are colloquially known in New South Wales, a budgie smuggler. Which always cracked me up.

[King Postwhore]

To quote Kramer,  "Jerry!  My Boys!  They need their support!"

[jingle.boy]

You pain me king. That is not the quote!!
https://youtu.be/ZCt3Tjpfaro

[King Postwhore]

I blame old age.  You get the gist of what I'm saying. 

[jingle.boy]

I blame old age.  You get the gist of what I'm saying.

Blame the flower in your ear, you pansy!

[King Postwhore]

Yet you are married. shame on you for not being man enough to have a flower in your ear you fucking pussy!

Oops!

[Stadler]

Am I being trolled? Someone post a picture.

Holy shit did I just take one for the team.  I advise against Google Image search 'Mens underwear".  Some things can't be unseen.

And now you have an FBI file too.  Yay! 

[Tick]

Re: the OP

What the hell is a fly hole?

You’re kidding right?

It’s the useless area in the front of most men’s underwear where you could feasibly reach in and pull your “Junior Jammin” out so you can pee. Which of course, no one actually uses. 

I am being COMPLETELY serious when I say I'm shocked that people don't use it. I would NEVER even consider wearing underwear without a fly hole. Hence the creation of this now iconic thread.

[jammindude]

I think I accidentally referenced TAC as the creator of this thread and then I realized it was Tick.

And then Tick TAC started me giggling and now I can’t unhear that.