One day Moses and Jesus were playing golf. They come to a par 3, 190 yard hole, with a lake from tee to green. Moses selects a 3 iron, swings, barely clears the water, but ends up about 30 feet from the pin.
Jesus pauses for a moment, and grabs a 5 iron.
"But, Jesus. It's not enough club. My 3 iron shot barely cleared the pond."
"Nope. Arnie Palmer would use a 5," insisted Jesus.
Jesus swings, the shot is straight, but short, and ends up wet. Jesus the strolls over to the lake and walks out on the water to locate his ball. A foursome behind them sees this and one of them exclaims, "Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"
"No," says Moses, "Arnold Palmer."
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Sorry, but I heard this eons ago, and often tell it when paired up with strangers.
I'm old enough to have watched him try for a tenth major. A very humble 'ordinary' man who simply had 'IT'.
I also enjoyed the McIlroy-Moore playoff. Rory gets his FedEx Cup, which lost a bit of its luster today.