Mister Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in this galaxy that can make that claim.
Captain Kirk
Elaan of Troyius, aka Lady Gaga visits the Enterprise.
Returning to TOS with this episode after a a month or so hiatus, I don't really know what to make of it.
I enjoyed watching it for the most part, the whole Elaan plot wasn't too hot but I loved the scenes of Kirk on the bridge, commanding his crew through the confrontation with the Klingon ship, it was pretty intense, well acted and directed.
I've trained myself to think of all red shirts as death row convicts who's sentence have been reduced to serving on the Enterprise, it's the only way I can make any sense of why no one shows a shred of grief when they get killed, Kirk and co seemed to get over the red shirt slain in this episode directly after they found him dead, not even in the next scene like usual.
Bit of interesting trivia on this one; it's the only Star Trek episode ever to be written and directed by the same person.
If I touch you again, Your Glory, it'll be to administer an ancient Earth custom called a spanking, a form of punishment administered to spoiled brats.
Elaan breaks everything in her room during her angry tirade, Kirk says something else that pisses her off and she reaches for something else to break but there's no more
KIRK: There are no more available, but if that's the only way you can get gratification, I'll arrange to have the whole room filled from floor to ceiling with breakable objects.