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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #70 on: September 11, 2016, 09:01:35 PM »
In my second post in this thread, I speculated that Mike might shave his beard and dress up like Mike Mangini for the authenticity of his cover band. I'm only having fun here. The other night, Mike was at a concert seeing the greatest singer of all time give his fourth concert in nearly 30 years while I sat at home creating this thread. Maybe I'm just a little jealous...

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #71 on: September 11, 2016, 09:04:38 PM »
Well, that is not true at all, so I am not sure why you would think that way.   I think just about everyone is fine with his drumming, even if some wish he would practice more and improve his craft.  His singing is another story...


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« Reply #72 on: September 11, 2016, 09:05:07 PM »
I am almost afraid to ask :lol, but who is the greatest singer of all time?

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« Reply #73 on: September 11, 2016, 09:07:31 PM »
I am almost afraid to ask :lol, but who is the greatest singer of all time?

David Duchovny.

Err, John Arch I mean.

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« Reply #74 on: September 11, 2016, 09:09:55 PM »
I am almost afraid to ask :lol, but who is the greatest singer of all time?

David Duchovny.

Err, John Arch I mean.
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I just never liked his vocals. I tried so many times and I think it's part of what ruined the earlier Fates albums for me.

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #75 on: September 11, 2016, 09:10:23 PM »
There's no denying he's a love/hate affair.

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #76 on: September 11, 2016, 09:14:25 PM »
Supremely. I'm so fucking relieved James' audition tape came when it did.   :lol

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #77 on: September 11, 2016, 09:17:32 PM »
I know. That's what I was responding to. He isn't good enough to drum and he isn't good enough to sing. Sometimes it just feels like... the whole world is against Mr. Portnoy. :(
The whole world isn't against Mr. Portnoy. He is financially and musically successful, he sells out shows and clinics everywhere he goes, he's creatively satisfied, he's doing great with all of his projects, his diehard fans are among the most loyal I've ever seen (sometimes probably WAY too loyal  :lol), etc.

That sounds like the whole world isn't against Portnoy. The thing is that the good things have been said so many times that it's kinda more interesting to discuss the not so great things the man offers in his daily offerings, like his vocals.  :D He's not a good singer. He has never been and he will never be. I recall reading back in 2010 before he left Dream Theater that he should have replaced James as a singer and that songs like The Best of Times sounded a million times better with him on the mic. It's beautiful that he recorded the song sung by him for his father, but that's about it. He doesn't come close to James LaBrie, and anyone who implies otherwise has a twisted view of things, in my very humble opinion. It's like implying that JLB could've replaced MP as a drummer.
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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #78 on: September 11, 2016, 09:22:25 PM »
Supremely. I'm so fucking relieved James' audition tape came when it did.   :lol

Pfft... John's rendition of The Killing Hand absolutely kills... in a positive way. I'm not sure I'd give up James' performances on I&W, Awake, or ACoS for anything, though. It has to be said that I know just as many people who can't get into DT because of James, so he's quite polarizing himself. When people want to like DT and they just can't, it's always about one of two members.

The whole world isn't against Mr. Portnoy. He is financially and musically successful, he sells out shows and clinics everywhere he goes, he's creatively satisfied, he's doing great with all of his projects, etc.

That sounds like the whole world isn't against Portnoy. The thing is that the good things have been said so many times that it's kinda more interesting to discuss the not so great things the man offers in his daily offerings.  :D

Check out my other posts in this thread... See how serious you think I was being with that one. But, umm, all of his projects? Don't make me mention Adrenaline Mob...

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« Reply #79 on: September 11, 2016, 09:23:19 PM »
The Mob isn't his project anymore. I like to think of it as a mid-age/post-DT crisis that, luckily for him, ended quickly. Mike Orlando? Iugh.
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« Reply #80 on: September 11, 2016, 09:26:54 PM »
I'm more embarrassed for/disappointed in Russell Allen for that one...

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #81 on: September 11, 2016, 09:28:35 PM »
Supremely. I'm so fucking relieved James' audition tape came when it did.   :lol

Pfft... John's rendition of The Killing Hand absolutely kills... in a positive way. I'm not sure I'd give up James' performances on I&W, Awake, or ACoS for anything, though. It has to be said that I know just as many people who can't get into DT because of James, so he's quite polarizing himself. When people want to like DT and they just can't, it's always about one of two members.


I don't disagree. James vocals do turn many people off. However, the voices themselves, John's and James', are worlds apart. John sounds like he was auditioning for an actual cat in Cats The Musical.

The Mob isn't his project anymore. I like to think of it as a mid-age/post-DT crisis that, luckily for him, ended quickly. Mike Orlando? Iugh.

Well, more like he was asked to leave.

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« Reply #82 on: September 11, 2016, 09:30:13 PM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #84 on: September 11, 2016, 09:40:09 PM »
John is the one on the left who clearly has the upper hand with his singular timbre and complex melody lines.

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #85 on: September 11, 2016, 11:41:41 PM »
I checked that audition tape out... my ears are bleeding. Such an annoying voice.

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #86 on: September 12, 2016, 05:59:30 AM »
Yeah, those vocals on that audition of The Killing Hand are pretty dreadful.  His voice is fine in Fates Warning (a band I like, but don't love), but thank God DT didn't pick him.

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #87 on: September 12, 2016, 06:00:53 AM »
Yeah, those vocals on that audition of The Killing Hand are pretty dreadful.  His voice is fine in Fates Warning (a band I like, but don't love), but thank God DT didn't pick him.

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« Reply #88 on: September 12, 2016, 06:13:14 AM »
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« Reply #89 on: September 12, 2016, 06:32:34 AM »
I'll be curious to see who MP gets to cover the DT songs. Could be cool. Personally, I'd be much more interested in MP forming a Prog-Metal type band and playing original music.

I get that some people might not like DT's recent output, but come on, I'd still rather see Dream Theater play Dream Theater songs than a former drummer cover those songs with some random dudes. For a one-off show it might be cool, but I just hope Mikes not planning on making this more than that.

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #90 on: September 12, 2016, 06:57:41 AM »
I'm curious about this myself. Maybe it'll be really good.

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« Reply #91 on: September 12, 2016, 07:50:38 AM »
I donīt think itīll go any further than the 2 shows.

I bet on Sheehan and Sherinian. Marco Sfogli would be awesome on guitar. I have no idea about the singer, i would like it to be Russell Allen, but who knows?

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #92 on: September 12, 2016, 08:13:05 AM »
I donīt think itīll go any further than the 2 shows.

I bet on Sheehan and Sherinian. Marco Sfogli would be awesome on guitar. I have no idea about the singer, i would like it to be Russell Allen, but who knows?

I guess you're a fan of RA, but honestly, I don't know why all the hype envisioning him singing DT songs. I like him a lot when in SX, but that's about it. No other project of his has gotten me interested. Now, I would like MP to pick an unknown guy like the one who sang Metroplois Pt1 for Vra. It would be exquisite!

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #93 on: September 12, 2016, 09:28:56 AM »
* Grabs can of worms

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With the right lineup, there's a chance that the songs they play will be better than the "standard performances".

Well, at least 30-40% of the people will consider whoever sings a better fit than James, I already know.

About the name... at first it may sound pretentious, but in the end if he's gonna put together a band, he may as well credit them. If he was billed just as Mike Portnoy, someone would say "Hey, what about the other guys that spent a lot of time rehearsing the whole thing?"
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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #94 on: September 12, 2016, 09:40:56 AM »
Ross Jennings of Haken to be the vocalist.  I'm calling it!

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« Reply #95 on: September 12, 2016, 10:06:50 AM »
Ross Jennings of Haken to be the vocalist.  I'm calling it!
That'd be cool. He's definitely close with those guys, but who knows if it'd fit their schedule.

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #96 on: September 12, 2016, 10:46:56 AM »
Ross Jennings of Haken to be the vocalist.  I'm calling it!
That'd be cool. He's definitely close with those guys, but who knows if it'd fit their schedule.

Yea he seemed pretty buddy buddy with them getting on stage during their performance the other night.

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« Reply #97 on: September 12, 2016, 11:23:45 AM »
Plus Haken were hanging out at his house for a while on their off day between Haken's Boston and NYC shows.
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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #98 on: September 12, 2016, 11:50:13 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #99 on: September 12, 2016, 11:56:30 AM »
I donīt think itīll go any further than the 2 shows.

I bet on Sheehan and Sherinian. Marco Sfogli would be awesome on guitar. I have no idea about the singer, i would like it to be Russell Allen, but who knows?

Billy Sheehan is not going to pick up and become familiar with a 6-string bass just to play a couple DT cover shows, and if he doesn't part with his 4-string, he's not going to be able to reproduce JM's work in a remotely faithful manner. I respect his work and influence (he loves cats, too) even if he's far from one of my favorite players, and I know Mike loves him, but Sheehan is not a realistic pick for any modern prog metal act.

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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #100 on: September 12, 2016, 11:58:23 AM »
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« Reply #101 on: September 12, 2016, 12:19:29 PM »
Yeah, i havenīt thought abour the 6-string situation. Hum...Alex Webster?  ;D

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« Reply #102 on: September 12, 2016, 12:21:26 PM »
Alex plays fives but would be able to adapt much more easily as he floats his thumb when he needs to (multi-string scalar runs), in which case adding another string isn't a huge deal.

He'd also fucking destroy.
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Re: Mike Portnoy has a new Dream Theater cover band
« Reply #103 on: September 12, 2016, 12:46:40 PM »
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