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Happy Birthday, Hef!
« on: September 09, 2016, 05:47:47 AM »
Enjoy the day, my friend. Celebrate it with a cigar, some alcohol, and a stripper.  :metal


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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2016, 05:48:32 AM »
Happy birthday, hef! Make it a great one :metal
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2016, 06:12:01 AM »
Happy Birthday Hef!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2016, 06:16:11 AM »
Heffy Birthday!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2016, 06:18:37 AM »
King: Happy birthday Hef!   


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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2016, 06:38:42 AM »
Hope it's a good one! Enjoy.....
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2016, 06:59:49 AM »
Happy Birthday Hef!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2016, 08:26:33 AM »
Thanks, guys!  Cigar already smoked!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2016, 08:29:49 AM »
Hef, a little off topic, I smoke maybe a handful of cigars a year. What is a good, light cigar that is smooth? I used to have a guest stay at the hotel I managed who used to give me some cigars and one of the things I noticed was how incredibly smooth they were.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2016, 08:35:53 AM »
Hef, a little off topic, I smoke maybe a handful of cigars a year. What is a good, light cigar that is smooth? I used to have a guest stay at the hotel I managed who used to give me some cigars and one of the things I noticed was how incredibly smooth they were.
Well, I normally go for medium to full body cigars personally.

Um, I would think Macanudo, or Ashton's Connecticut wrapper.  Also, the Rocky Patel Vintage '99 is a good mild cigar.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2016, 09:11:53 AM »
I love you Spartacus.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2016, 09:30:52 AM »
Happy Birthday Hef!  Sorry about your team last night...guess they didn't get the request for a B-Day win for ya.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2016, 09:54:40 AM »
Happy Birthday, sir!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2016, 10:29:54 AM »
I love you Spartacus.
And I you, my son.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2016, 10:52:26 AM »
...or Ashton's Connecticut wrapper. 

Grown in my back yard.  If you count "Mother In Law", then LITERALLY in my back yard.   I'm in north central Connecticut, where much of the wrapper tobacco is grown. 

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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2016, 01:07:29 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!!!!  Rock n Roll

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Re: Happy Birthday, Hef!
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2016, 02:56:42 PM »
Happy HefDay! :hefdaddy