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Worst cover ideas for DT
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:36:46 AM »
Name a song that DT would fail at covering. (Not necessarily because they're bad, just hilarious)
It can be any era DT, current, MP, even KM, whathever.

I can imagine them doing The Phantom of the Opera, it would be awesome vocally. JLB and MP duet.
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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2016, 12:58:40 AM »
Name a song that DT would fail at covering. (Not necessarily because they're bad, just hilarious)
It can be any era DT, current, MP, even KM, whathever.

I can imagine them doing The Phantom of the Opera, it would be awesome vocally. JLB and MP duet.
I actually think they'd do a good job with that  :o

Hmn. Maybe... Thriller?

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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2016, 05:09:42 AM »
Darkthrone's Transilvanian Hunger.

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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2016, 05:15:48 AM »
Barbie Girl by Aqua.

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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2016, 05:36:02 AM »
Barbie Girl by Aqua.

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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2016, 05:58:40 AM »
Imagine Portnoy doing the : Come on Barbie, Lets Go Party - in his tough guy voice :rollin

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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2016, 06:06:55 AM »
They don't really do Metallica well considering James doesn't sound good singing James.
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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2016, 02:19:00 PM »
Imagine Portnoy doing the : Come on Barbie, Lets Go Party - in his tough guy voice :rollin

ROOOAAAARRRRR


But I think the worst cover could be Napalm Death's You Suffer. They really can't just leave the song as it is, Jordan needs to play at least a little iPad solo :lol
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2016, 02:30:12 PM »
The DT Barbie video would be amazing.
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2016, 06:15:53 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2016, 06:28:27 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2016, 06:42:00 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2016, 06:45:53 PM »
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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2016, 06:47:43 PM »
The Master of Puppets album.
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« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2016, 06:48:21 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2016, 06:50:30 PM »
The Master of Puppets album.

Not really.  Thar album sucked. 

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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2016, 06:54:55 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2016, 06:57:09 PM »
I'm kind of thinking Green Day's American Idiot, because it would be impossible for them to restrain themselves from completely overplaying it.  I can almost imagine them twitchign trying to play it without embellishment  :lol
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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2016, 07:04:54 PM »
I'm kind of thinking Green Day's American Idiot, because it would be impossible for them to restrain themselves from completely overplaying it.  I can almost imagine them twitchign trying to play it without embellishment  :lol

They should pull a South Park. Remember when they made Cartman sing O Holy Night and zapped him every time he sang something wrong? They should do that to JP and JR every time they play something different.   :lol

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« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2016, 04:15:04 AM »
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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2016, 01:01:28 PM »
I'm kind of thinking Green Day's American Idiot, because it would be impossible for them to restrain themselves from completely overplaying it.  I can almost imagine them twitchign trying to play it without embellishment  :lol

They should pull a South Park. Remember when they made Cartman sing O Holy Night and zapped him every time he sang something wrong? They should do that to JP and JR every time they play something different.   :lol

No inversions either.  :biggrin:

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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2016, 01:28:35 PM »
 :lol

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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2016, 01:31:57 PM »
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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2016, 01:35:02 PM »
The Pee Wee's Playhouse intro.

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« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2016, 03:09:00 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2016, 04:36:04 PM »
PSY - Gangnam Style  :metal

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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2016, 05:18:31 PM »
Have they ever released a Beatles cover?


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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2016, 08:59:27 PM »
Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face, though I'd love to see Myung head-banging to some Alex Webster stuff.

But really, I can just hear James murdering Fates Warning - Guardian. I'm kind of mad at him for it, though to his credit and to my knowledge he's never actually tried it.


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« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2016, 05:47:58 AM »
Have they ever released a Beatles cover?

They did a cover of Carry That Weight, Golden Slumbers, and The End back in the Charlie days. It's on the WDADU Demos.

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Re: Worst cover ideas for DT
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2016, 12:43:35 PM »
Have they ever released a Beatles cover?

They did a cover of Carry That Weight, Golden Slumbers, and The End back in the Charlie days. It's on the WDADU Demos.
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